Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

I have one reason why I will not get the vaccine:

I had a friend who fought in Desert Storm. When he was sent to the sandpit, the army gave him and his unit a vaccine for some sort of local disease. He claimed it was experimental. Fifteen years later, he died of multiple myeloma (blood cancer). His wife told me that she and all the other wives of those affected (all with the same cancer) were suing the government. Last I heard they got a decently large settlement.
This happened.

And even if it did, that's not exactly the covid vaccine, lol.
 
You get brain clots by getting covid, at a far higher rate than from the vaccine. I know you anti-vaxers have a very well-deserved reputation for being terrible at math and stats and for being functionally retarded, but that's reality
Ah 'tard, you've disappointed me, you aren't even trying anymore. Are you like selling Bloodclots?
 
Ah 'tard, you've disappointed me, you aren't even trying anymore. Are you like selling Bloodclots?

As if the breathing complications associated with COVID-19 aren’t worrisome enough, doctors are discovering another risk posed by the coronavirus: blood clots that can lead to life-threatening strokes, heart attacks and pulmonary embolism.

Learn how stats work, retard. The vaccine has a rate of clots at like 1 in a million. Covid has it in a rate way higher than that. I know you're anti-vax trash, so you are really, really bad at math, science and statistics and just stupid in general, but you should be able to figure this one out.
 



Learn how stats work, retard. The vaccine has a rate of clots at like 1 in a million. Covid has it in a rate way higher than that. I know you're anti-vax trash, so you are really, really bad at math, science and statistics and just stupid in general, but you should be able to figure this one out.
But the clots caused BY the vax are TTP blood clots which are not treatable with traditional anticoagulants... so if you are say, a fat, ugly American getting shot up in the side booth at a Krispie Kream, or wherever you people do it, the chances of them having the medication they need to save your life is PRETTY low.
 
But the clots caused BY the vax are TTP blood clots which are not treatable with traditional anticoagulants... so if you are say, a fat, ugly American getting shot up in the side booth at a Krispie Kream, or wherever you people do it, the chances of them having the medication they need to save your life is PRETTY low.
Clots take a bit to form, retard. You anti-vaxers are seriously retarded. You're scared petrified of a 1 in a million chance of a side effect, but you're fine with a 1 in 100 rate of a blood clot from covid itself

Plus you're in here tardraging because you're upset that we're making fun of you anti-vax retards
 
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Remember when these people were screaming about eternal lockdowns and mask mandates

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Okay, and COVID vaccines in the UK have been a complete and total failure. There is no redeeming factors in the UK. I don't give a fuck about Canada, it's irrelevant and likely not entirely true, all things considered, I have no idea why the Canadian studies show such different data to the British or American studies, two countries which are far larger by population, influence and academic credibility.

It is incredibly suspicious that an irrelevant country in North America has produced such "reliable" results when one of the most influential countries in the world has shown it to be a clear disaster, especially when both, despite the disparity in data still demand the same thing - total adoption of a product which is privately produced, by companies which invest heavily in... The Education Industry and have a direct influence in the accredation process.

Also I'm back to thinking you're an Indian, you behave like an Indian, you speak in a way that Indians, who come from a culture where bartering is the norm, with your inelegant "debating" skills, obsession with quoting irrelevant shit and strangely, appealing to the authority of untrustworthy individuals on the basis of accredation... accredation by even more untrustworthy individuals. You are correct, you don't understand why so many people consider you untrustworthy - that wasn't a non-sequitur, I was criticising your choice of quotes since you clearly haven't read 1984 - if you had, you'd recognise it to be the deranged ramblings of a degenerate piece of shit, yet you still feel the need to quote it.
Please to be providing proofs.
 
The only rational argument I've seen against the COVID vaccine is that some people would rather wait till it's been approved by the FDA which is more understandable.
Nah, that argument is a pretty retarded paradox too.

Say you are some schizo, cynic, or schizo cynic who mechanically thinks that everything that comes from the government is a damn lie.. so you hold off on getting the COVID shot that the government wants you to get.. because another arm of the government hasn't given it their blessing? What?

If you think they're full of shit, you have no reason to trust the FDA signoff. If you don't think they're full of shit, then you have no reason to not get your coof shot ASAP.

tl;dr
 
This happened.

And even if it did, that's not exactly the covid vaccine, lol.

And that soldier’s wife: Albert Einstein

Believe me, don’t believe me, it’s your right. Either way, people used to remember that you shouldn’t trust corporations or the government. You definitely shouldn’t trust them over a disease that’s slightly more of an inconvenience than an average flu season.
 
But the clots caused BY the vax are TTP blood clots which are not treatable with traditional anticoagulants... so if you are say, a fat, ugly American getting shot up in the side booth at a Krispie Kream, or wherever you people do it, the chances of them having the medication they need to save your life is PRETTY low.
Fat, ugly Americans can’t get the AstraZeneca shot because it’s not approved for use here.
 
Believe me, don’t believe me, it’s your right. Either way, people used to remember that you shouldn’t trust corporations or the government. You definitely shouldn’t trust them over a disease that’s slightly more of an inconvenience than an average flu season.
Every idiot knows that you shouldn't blindly trust anyone, doesn't matter if it's the government or a corporation.
You are just strawmaning here.
There will always be side effects in some rare cases with vaccines. In some ways minor inconveniences after a jab (headache, feeling tired, etc) are even a proof that the vaccine works and the body just reacts to it.

And millions of people already got the Covid vaccine without a problem anyway, so the anti-vaxers arguments get weaker with every day passing by.
 
Believe me, don’t believe me, it’s your right. Either way, people used to remember that you shouldn’t trust corporations or the government. You definitely shouldn’t trust them over a disease that’s slightly more of an inconvenience than an average flu season.
Perhaps you shouldn’t reflexively believe — or disbelieve — anything, regardless of the source it comes from. Perhaps, just perhaps, you should evaluate the evidence divorced from its source and judge it based on its merits. Just because the government says the sky is blue, does not make it false.
 
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