Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Angry New Ager]

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Working in student financial aid and wondering why they call bright and early....

Who calls Financial Aid at 8:04 on a Friday morning?

Somebody who has a problem that needs to be solved, or a question that needs to be answered—a problem which you are paid to solve, or a question you are paid to answer, J.

Somebody who likes getting up early and getting things taken care of first thing.

Somebody who has a job of their own, and has to be there at 8:30 or 9:00. Or who works graves, just got off, and wants to get their student loan shit settled before they go home and collapse into bed.

And hey, Friday is still a weekday, and thus a business day. The weekend has not started yet. So why Friday is part of your issue with this particular call, I have no idea, other than maybe you just hate your job, resent everybody who calls, and need to invent something to complain about, in a bid for sympathy?

Whatever their reason for calling at 8:04 AM hardly matters. If your working hours are 8:00-5:00, that means you can expect to get calls at any time during that period. Yes, even at 8:04. What, do you think the first hour of the workday is your warm-up hour, and actual work shouldn't start until 9:00; 10:00 if you had your way? Get fucking real.

And the especially stupid thing here is that you don't even have to commute to your (obviously loathed and resented) job, you massive fatwad. Granted, most working people's commutes are less arduous and time-consuming than hoisting your fat self (still wearing yesterday's chocolate-stained t-shirt) out of bed and weeble-wobbling to your desk (stopping in the kitchen to stuff your face and gather the morning's necessary snacks and beetuswater on the way). But other than that, you have it so fucking easy. So shut up about having to actually do your job, already.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

J is such a lazy asshole. Any excuse to complain about the audacity of those "privileged" kids (kids who are taking out loans or who rely on grants and scholarships, probably not getting money from their parents, to attend a freaking state university).

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Does juli work in financial aid? I thought she was in a "less critical" admin dept of KU answering general admin questions/ qns from prospective students & parents etc?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Does juli work in financial aid? I thought she was in a "less critical" admin dept of KU answering general admin questions/ qns from prospective students & parents etc.?

She said her mistake cost her job $5K

 

[brooky]

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This is 100% the kind of girl she would be if she was had butt length hair. Especially if she was THIN.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Does juli work in financial aid? I thought she was in a "less critical" admin dept of KU answering general admin questions/ qns from prospective students & parents etc?

In an IG story archived here someplace she made a joke about a call and commented during it she worked in their finanical aid department.

 

[Guntzilla]

Maybe they were calling JULIANNA that early to ask her if she had her breakfast of a dozen Kristpy Kreme donuts!!! Don’t forget to nurish yourself JULIANNA!!!!!!!!

 

[Cockyxx]

This woman Julianna is probably the first and only obese person that makes me MOTI with her appearance alone. Sure, the rest (Tess, Glitter, Jude,...) is also annoying AF but I wouldn't mind them at all if they had decent personalities. But Julianna? There's something about an adult that looks and moves like a giant baby that makes me super angry. And the fact that you can't even tell if she's a woman or a man - not because she trooned out but because she ate herself into this state - is just bizarre. I usually don't judge people based on their looks but sorry, look at this bullfrog-face.

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And knowing how condescending and demanding she is makes everything even worse.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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Working in student financial aid and wondering why they call bright and early....

I'm assuming she just facelessly answers fucking phones all day from home, and she can't even be bothered to put on a clean shirt? One of the silver linings of remote learning for me was being able to wake up like 45 minutes before class started, since I didn't have to spend that 45 minutes riding the subway to campus. I could just roll out of bed, shower, get dressed, make a mug of tea and log into my zoom meeting. I guess J is too busy frying bacon and dicking around on instagram to actually get ready for a day of work.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

To me early morning calls on a Friday make more sense, especially when it concerns bureaucratic, financial or other administrative issues. You are more likely to get someone on the phone, than in the afternoon, as especially on Fridays people are more likely to call it quits earlier.

Too bad when you have an unmotivated, bitchy slob like J on the line. Hopefully she doesn't make another $5,000 oopsie.

Better nobody tell her that a fuck load of people around the World have to wake up and commute to work at 3.00 am or even earlier. And have to groom themselves for work, with showering, tooth brushing and all. And no chocolate.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I'll bet her coworkers were relieved to get her OUT of the office. You could tell by her Insta posts back then that she was one hell of a high maintenance employee. Had to have the special-order oversized chair, had to snack throughout the day (and felt she was being judged for it), and got "triggered" whenever someone had the audacity to eat a salad or talk about their diet.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'll bet her coworkers were relieved to get her OUT of the office. You could tell by her Insta posts back then that she was one hell of a high maintenance employee. Had to have the special-order oversized chair, had to snack throughout the day (and felt she was being judged for it), and got "triggered" whenever someone had the audacity to eat a salad or talk about their diet.

And don't forget her mewling about pronouns and misgendering!

She applied for a better, higher-paying job at the same university not too long ago. She mentioned it at the time, but never again.

No fucking way is she going to get hired out of her current position within the university. She shit-talks her current job and co-workers on social media, and she's made at least one big mistake that cost the university $5K, which she was totally unconcerned about or embarrassed by. She makes a lot of demands for various bullshit accommodations, but you can't tell me her job performance is more than merely adequate.

College campuses are small communities, especially among administrative drones; word gets around. J can apply for all the other jobs she wants; she's going nowhere, and will remain stuck in her bottom-tier Financial Aid gig until she either fucks up badly enough to get fired, or is too incapacitated to do it. And she has to keep it, because nobody else will hire her and Coco will throw a fit (and maybe throw J out) if she has to pay for her own health insurance again.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Not to mention, if they fire her for ANY reason, from making a $5K mistake to not doing an adequate job, she will slap them with a discrimination lawsuit and I'm sure they know that. I have worked for four different companies that had a shitty employee do this (two because they alleged the employer was anti-gay and two because they cried age discrimination). In all cases, the employer settled, because it would have cost them more in legal fees not to. Again, in every case, the employee was just plain shitty.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Wanna be even more annoyed by this?

Read this in Corissa's obnoxious, sophomoric smug quarter-assed "laugh" voice, and imagine she's doing it all with her equally quarter-assed smug rictus grin that she does on Youtube and the 'gram to be "

Not to mention, if they fire her for ANY reason, from making a $5K mistake to not doing an adequate job, she will slap them with a discrimination lawsuit and I'm sure they know that. I have worked for four different companies that had a shitty employee do this (two because they alleged the employer was anti-gay and two because they cried age discrimination). In all cases, the employer settled, because it would have cost them more in legal fees not to. Again, in every case, the employee was just plain shitty.

I get that, but it is so bizarre that companies (and colleges/universities) who have YUGE stables of lawyers and entire HR departments would hardly bat an eye at yeeting Julianna for losing the company money alone.
That, in and of itself, is completely actionable on the company's part, and Julianna is too fat, hangry, and stupid to bother sooing. Also that would mean she's gotta put PANTS ON and go downtown to the FisherPrice Big Girl courthouse and file Parker Brothers my first LOL Suit papers. Same if she had to do it through Unemployment. Plus the EEOC would ask her at some point to please put pants on and sign in person a few Playskool my first EEOC complaint forms.

 

[Beavis]

I missed the $5k mistake. What did J do to cost her employer that much?

 

[M.T. Graves]

I missed the $5k mistake. What did J do to cost her employer that much?

She got into the break room pantry.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I missed the $5k mistake. What did J do to cost her employer that much?

Alas, she never elaborated on that.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Who calls Financial Aid at 8:04 on a Friday morning?

Somebody who has a problem that needs to be solved, or a question that needs to be answered—a problem which you are paid to solve, or a question you are paid to answer, J.

Somebody who likes getting up early and getting things taken care of first thing.

Somebody who has a job of their own, and has to be there at 8:30 or 9:00. Or who works graves, just got off, and wants to get their student loan shit settled before they go home and collapse into bed.

...kids who are on their own for the first time, trying to navigate the Byzantine world of college financial aid, and are scared that if this loan doesn't disburse, they'll have to drop out. Kids who could wait until Monday but can't stand having to worry about this for another weekend. Kids who, despite their shitty family of origin, are trying to make something of themselves and are still in that sweet, naive stage where they think they have to be doubly on top of everything to show they belong at university.

Basically, people who take initiative and deal with their shit regardless of whether they actually feel like doing so. Fuck you, Julianna. I love that these bitches judge others for everything, but the moment a random person online starts counting calories or cutting back on extra portions, it's a hate crime and they'll totally kill themselves u guise.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

...kids who are on their own for the first time, trying to navigate the Byzantine world of college financial aid, and are scared that if this loan doesn't disburse, they'll have to drop out. Kids who could wait until Monday but can't stand having to worry about this for another weekend. Kids who, despite their shitty family of origin, are trying to make something of themselves and are still in that sweet, naive stage where they think they have to be doubly on top of everything to show they belong at university.

Or just someone who was lazy and had a question about something due later that day. Or someone who isn't particularly financially imperiled, but has parents who are on their case to get some information from the financial aid office. Who the fuck knows—it's none of her business beyond what she's paid to do.

Talk about one of the easiest jobs in any college administration, too. Complaining about being paid to sit at home and answer questions on the phone is crazy.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Edit: Here's J from behind. She can only just slightly bend forward to roast a marshmallow, and I can still see the gunt hanging out in front.

Which one is the marshmallow?

Spoiler: Alternately