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[Kafir]

Lurk more

huh? I just registered this month. How am i lurking?

 

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huh? I just registered this month. How am i lurking?

You aren't. That's the problem.

 

[Kafir]

You aren't. That's the problem.

im just trying to keep up up to date with my favorite retards. Even though i dread the fact that I breath the same air as these people.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In any context, suicide baiting is a form of emotional abuse, and a red flag that the person is a danger to themselves and others.

I gotta come in and powerlevel here and say that this is kind of a fucked up viewpoint that I have seen floating around.

I say this because I have been severely depressed before and it sucks to go to someone and tell them how bad you're feeling and have them act like this is some kind of power play and not a genuine request for help.

Asking for legit help is not abusive.

It's fucking hard for an outsider to say whether someone is doing this for "attention" or whether it's a genuine request for more social interaction. In my case, I was feeling desperately lonely and I was asking otherwise close friends to devote more of their actual time to me. Some of them came through, and some acted like an hour a week on the phone was unreasonable.

And my point of empathy with the troons is feeling like you're an across-the-board failure and you can't continue in your current instar, but in my case, I pulled my shit together, got some new hobbies, made some new friends, ditched some fake friends, and now I post on Kiwi Farms!

 

[Trianon]

Kevin found a job
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So a baby in the womb has a 50/50 chance of being a girl or a boy but cannot sufficiently be considered human until an arbitrary date in the third trimester? Maybe elephants CAN be birds if the mama elephant just isn't ready for that kind of commitment.

Even if Wedge weren't literally thirsting over those tutus for 10-year-olds, his "decades of birthdays" comment sounds like he really thinks women can still wear their 10th birthday clothes. I guess it's also fatphobic that not all clothes are completely elastic and you have to replace them sometimes when you outgrow them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Instead he demands some fetish shit with the implied threat that failing to award him with it will cause the wedge to neck himself.

Good.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Ironically that's almost a one to one translation of the Christan mantra" he who will not work will not eat." A system that blamed religion for all the world's problems and sought to erase it and it's number one rule came from the very idealogy it hates.

I guess some ideals transcend religion and political ideologies.

In this case, the idea that moochers should fuck off.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The one time I peek into his Twitter account and this is the first thing I see. archive

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I gotta come in and powerlevel here and say that this is kind of a fucked up viewpoint that I have seen floating around.

I say this because I have been severely depressed before and it sucks to go to someone and tell them how bad you're feeling and have them act like this is some kind of power play and not a genuine request for help.

Asking for legit help is not abusive.

It's fucking hard for an outsider to say whether someone is doing this for "attention" or whether it's a genuine request for more social interaction. In my case, I was feeling desperately lonely and I was asking otherwise close friends to devote more of their actual time to me. Some of them came through, and some acted like an hour a week on the phone was unreasonable.

And my point of empathy with the troons is feeling like you're an across-the-board failure and you can't continue in your current instar, but in my case, I pulled my shit together, got some new hobbies, made some new friends, ditched some fake friends, and now I post on Kiwi Farms!

What you are describing is not suicide baiting, and you should never have been led to think it was.

A genuine request for help is asking for help. It is not saying shit like "Take me back or I'll kill myself" or "Fuck me or I'll kill myself" or "[Do this thing] or I'll kill myself." It is not holding yourself hostage to get your way.

That said, I don't know about your friends, but I do know to avoid the fuck out of anything that would be too mindful of suicide baiting in my friends circle, because I know it'd be...not going to get a desirable reaction. Imagine how you'd feel if a friend's request for help was rather too mindful of your abuser's antics. (Especially because suicide-baiting is a sign it's time to GTFO; it's...they might decide they'd rather kill you than themselves.)

But if it makes you feel better: The process is the same regardless of if it's suicide-baiting or a genuine cry for help: call the cops for the person, they're an immediate danger to themselves/others, prize for that's a psych hold. Wedge's phrasing--putting it indirectly--makes me wonder if he's won that prize a time or two...

Given Kev's long history of excellent decision-making, I'm surprised he hasn't moved Wedge in.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So, a group of people which releases children's books like I am Jazz is now complaining about us "indoctrinating" potential grooming victims children?

St Anthony was right:

 

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The one time I peek into his Twitter account and this is the first thing I see. archive
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It's one of the reasons I'm thankful other people archive Kevin's tweets for everyone.

 

[Meiwaku]

What you are describing is not suicide baiting, and you should never have been led to think it was.

A genuine request for help is asking for help. It is not saying shit like "Take me back or I'll kill myself" or "Fuck me or I'll kill myself" or "[Do this thing] or I'll kill myself." It is not holding yourself hostage to get your way.

That said, I don't know about your friends, but I do know to avoid the fuck out of anything that would be too mindful of suicide baiting in my friends circle, because I know it'd be...not going to get a desirable reaction. Imagine how you'd feel if a friend's request for help was rather too mindful of your abuser's antics. (Especially because suicide-baiting is a sign it's time to GTFO; it's...they might decide they'd rather kill you than themselves.)

But if it makes you feel better: The process is the same regardless of if it's suicide-baiting or a genuine cry for help: call the cops for the person, they're an immediate danger to themselves/others, prize for that's a psych hold. Wedge's phrasing--putting it indirectly--makes me wonder if he's won that prize a time or two...

Given Kev's long history of excellent decision-making, I'm surprised he hasn't moved Wedge in.

I personally don't think this will ever happen because Wedge is allegedly disabled (well the kind you get gibs for not the kind that reflects his posting). He also is unable to work more than he already does and is on food stamps.

Bryan can do physical labor and has a history of keeping a well paying job. He has already proven to be a good slave. Also I think penny might feel some affinity giving that he is also a father of two kids that he let their mothers raise ofc.

the older one we have pics of at the tranch and his profiles seem normie-ish aka he isn't on the internet much and was from his ex wife who he left promptly never raised his kid.. His second, a daughter, he had with a woman from a one night stand when he was stationed in Germany. Never forget that he trooned his daughter when she was 4 years old into a son. He also abandoned her.

 

[Fareal]

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[behindyourightnow]

"They don't want trans kids to exist"...Well, he's not wrong, but he's also not right. It isn't healthy to allow children to ruin their health and bodies with hormone treatments and elective surgeries because they want to indulge in a trendy fad. Kids don't have the life experience and wisdom to be able to make those kinds of decisions, especially when so many trans adults end up regretting their transition. "Trans kids" should not be a thing, and any parent who allows their child to ruin their bodies with all kinds of medications and surgical mutilation should be in prison for child abuse. The only reasonable, healthy reaction for a parent when they hear little Billy say "I think I'm really a girl on the inside" is to take them in for intensive psychotherapy.

No need to do that. Just say 'oh that is interesting, dear' and move on. Same as a kid saying they want to be Spiderman when they grow up, or that they want to grow wings and be a dragon.

If little Billy really persists on the subject, sit him down and ask him why he wants to be a girl, and then tell him that (shock!) he can actually still do those things he wants while remaining a boy. Maybe add that if he still feels like this at age 18 then he can talk to a professional about it. Done.

(Judging by studies done in the past, by the time he is 18 there is a 99% chance any feelings of gender dysphoria will have resolved, so you're not even risking anything by being chill.)

 

[Spunt]

No need to do that. Just say 'oh that is interesting, dear' and move on. Same as a kid saying they want to be Spiderman when they grow up, or that they want to grow wings and be a dragon.

If little Billy really persists on the subject, sit him down and ask him why he wants to be a girl, and then tell him that (shock!) he can actually still do those things he wants while remaining a boy. Maybe add that if he still feels like this at age 18 then he can talk to a professional about it. Done.

(Judging by studies done in the past, by the time he is 18 there is a 99% chance any feelings of gender dysphoria will have resolved, so you're not even risking anything by being chill.)

I knew a dude who wasn't sure whether he was gay or not until he was 23 (he wasn't, he was just so emotionally immature and insecure that his friendships with other men became co-dependent), how we're supposed to trust a 5-year-old on the topic of what gender they are I've no idea. Like, when I was 5 I wanted to be Optimus Prime, but my mum didn't arrange to have wheels surgically grafted to me because that would be ... insane?

 

[Lubby Smith]

On this week's episode, Kevin and his new gay lover, a homeless deadbeat dad named Bryan Loeper, go on a road trip to Madison to visit a eunuch clown prostitute and his monstrous associates.

And meet up with loathesome trannies "hot girls" along the way.

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But not everyone is buying it.

Will homeless deadbeat dad murder Kevin in a psychotic episode?
Will Wedge's "girlfriend" Eva finally snap?

Spoiler: NSFW: Eva

Or, most horrifying of all, will the whole gang rub their mangled genitalia together?
Stay tuned!

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

The one time I peek into his Twitter account and this is the first thing I see. archive

Choking on dick is the most lesbian thing ever. I also love when troons use the word "musk" as it means "does not wash" and "dirty dick"

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

"Bezos bad, Prime next day shipping good" is just one of the many, many pieces of cognitive dissonance that swirls around in the troon's brain. If they stopped to think about the ridiculousness of their politics, how everything will finally and magically be better under 'fully gay luxury space communism' instead of the failed versions of communism or - gasp - unethical capitalism, they wouldn't spout such contradictory nonsense like girldick all the time. You can't even call them champagne socialists, or woke neoliberals, because whatever passes for their political views are summed up entirely on their Twitter bios and exist only to get likes and followers when they send out the virtue signal to the rest of the hive mind (or when they can dogpile one of their own who commits wrongthink).

Also, I'm curious what Wedge's consoomer drug of choice is. Kevin's is every bit of cheap plastic made in China, and Penny's and Bonnie's are LARPing as tacticool action heroes. Does Wedge just rip his asshole out with sex toys and otherwise run your average tranny guilt grift on Twitter?

 

[glass_houses]

"Bezos bad, Prime next day shipping good" is just one of the many, many pieces of cognitive dissonance that swirls around in the troon's brain. If they stopped to think about the ridiculousness of their politics, how everything will finally and magically be better under 'fully gay luxury space communism' instead of the failed versions of communism or - gasp - unethical capitalism, they wouldn't spout such contradictory nonsense like girldick all the time. You can't even call them champagne socialists, or woke neoliberals, because whatever passes for their political views are summed up entirely on their Twitter bios and exist only to get likes and followers when they send out the virtue signal to the rest of the hive mind (or when they can dogpile one of their own who commits wrongthink).

Also, I'm curious what Wedge's consoomer drug of choice is. Kevin's is every bit of cheap plastic made in China, and Penny's and Bonnie's are LARPing as tacticool action heroes. Does Wedge just rip his asshole out with sex toys and otherwise run your average tranny guilt grift on Twitter?

Wedge has a thing for those $35 dollar a pop Warhammer plastic miniatures. And for some reason, he's always on the brink of homelessness and starvation. Co-incidence? Or a tragedy of today's merciless capitalist society? Who can tell?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

On this week's episode, Kevin and his new gay lover, a homeless deadbeat dad named Bryan Loeper, go on a road trip to Madison to visit a eunuch clown prostitute and his monstrous associates.
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But not everyone is buying it.
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Will homeless deadbeat dad murder Kevin in a psychotic episode?
Will Wedge's "girlfriend" Eva finally snap?

Spoiler: NSFW: Eva

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Or, most horrifying of all, will the whole gang rub their mangled genitalia together?
Stay tuned!

I will never not be in awe of Bryan's neck.

Also I'm hyped about this road trip. I wonder how Bryan and Wedge will get along. Are they going to fight over Kevin's sweet amhole?