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I personally blame pop culture for dropping the ball when it came to demonizing Communism. People like Kevin grew up on pop culture (movies, TV shows, cartoons, and video games mostly) which contributed greatly to their opinions and views of the world. Sure, during the Cold War it was the Soviet Union that played the role of the big bad, but it's always been the Nazis who have had the "ultimate evil" label attached to them. Pop culture didn't do enough to portray Communism as equally capable of committing evil (if not more capable) as the Nazis. Then when the Cold War ended and the Soviet Union fell, pop culture just kind of pretended that Communism went away forever and started focusing on terrorists as the big bad in the world. If these kids had grown up with shows and movies informing them that the Communists were responsible for several times more deaths than the Nazis, not to mention showing them that Communism is essentially slavery to the Party, then maybe they wouldn't be so keen on bringing it to the West.
 
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Kevin forehead update:
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The poor lighting makes it look its best in years.
 
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The SJWs claiming to be "Communist" between all the other nonsense in their Twitter CV all figure that, under communism, they will be apparatchik or even inner party functionaries, living the good caviar life and driving the modern equivalent of a GAZ Chaika.

In practice they'd be lowly block kommissars with a day job in the factory and some side earnings as snitch for the KGB, living in depressing grey concrete towers outside Moscow and constantly trying to not be ratted out by the neighbour they just denounced themselves for fiddling with food coupons.

Just like they already do now, really.
 
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Old Fart said:
The SJWs claiming to be "Communist" between all the other nonsense in their Twitter CV all figure that, under communism, they will be apparatchik or even inner party functionaries, living the good caviar life and driving the modern equivalent of a GAZ Chaika.

In practice they'd be lowly block kommissars with a day job in the factory and some side earnings as snitch for the KGB, living in depressing grey concrete towers outside Moscow and constantly trying to not be ratted out by the neighbour they just denounced themselves for fiddling with food coupons.

Just like they already do now, really.
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They'd be "lumpen elements"constantly in prison for being unemployed or shipped off to a hidden labor/re-education camp.

Parasitism (social offense) - Wikipedia

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In the Soviet Union, which declared itself a workers' state, every adult able-bodied person was expected to work until official retirement. Thus unemployment was officially and theoretically eliminated. Those who refused to work, study or serve in another way risked being criminally charged with social parasitism (Russian: тунеядство tuneyadstvo, тунеядцы [tuneyadets/tuneyadetchi"), in accordance with the socialist principle "from each according to his ability, to each according to his contribution."
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Help Me Move This Table said:
I wonder if Kev could maaaaybe be tricked into housework as a LARP, if someone were able to convince him it’s something that secretly gets women off.
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One of Kevin's most interesting traits is his stubbornness. As much as he can seem like an automaton, driven only by the blind desire to coom and consoom, he's wierdly adamant about doing it on his own terms. He hates cleaning and doing laundry, so even if you managed to convince him that a "real woman" loves to clean, or that cleaning was somehow sexy, he still wouldn't do it. Same goes for the stereotypical hot girl being obsessed with dieting and the gym - Kevin would buy the yoga pants (cause he loves buying shit), but he wouldn't do the yoga (cause he hates excersise). Kevin's version of "girly stuff" is just stuff he'd be doing anyway.
S.C.U.D. said:
Well of course you see that wasn't real communism. It's never real communism when it fails. I wish that logic worked for other things.
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Just like how Kevin isn't a real transwoman. They're never real transwomen when they fail.
KooksandFreaks said:
Is there anything you haven't studied, Rainbow Frog Army?
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Possibly brevity, and how it's the soul of wit and all that.
 
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Buttfuck McGee Returns said:
Edit: fat fingers posted before I was finished 😡
Where do we think they're going? ( https://archive.md/fiNtx )
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Local retard goes swimming ( https://archive.md/eHlkP )
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There's some nasty 'content' too but I'm phoneposting and refuse to house that shit on my gallery for even a second
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If you told me this as an AI generated message, I would believe you without thinking twice.
 
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Law said:
Possibly brevity, and how it's the soul of wit and all that.
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Hah!

Chapstick4Lyfe said:
His FFS must have been a disaster success since he keeps taking these masked selfies.
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Most trannies, Kevin included, tend to rave about how great having feminization surgery made them feel...while simultaneously complaining about various and sundry complications and blaming the surgeon who did the procedure.
 
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Law said:
One of Kevin's most interesting traits is his stubbornness. As much as he can seem like an automaton, driven only by the blind desire to coom and consoom, he's wierdly adamant about doing it on his own terms. He hates cleaning and doing laundry, so even if you managed to convince him that a "real woman" loves to clean, or that cleaning was somehow sexy, he still wouldn't do it. Same goes for the stereotypical hot girl being obsessed with dieting and the gym - Kevin would buy the yoga pants (cause he loves buying shit), but he wouldn't do the yoga (cause he hates excersise). Kevin's version of "girly stuff" is just stuff he'd be doing anyway.

Just like how Kevin isn't a real transwoman. They're never real transwomen when they fail.
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How can Kev fail? Failing requires that he try, and as you correctly point out, the only thing Kev actually tries to do is consoom and coom.

Except you're right: The 'girly stuff' is all shit he'd be doing normally. He's an AGP; doing girly stuff would be part of cooming, and he'd have been on top of dilation. Instead, the amhole's probably most of the way to closed up, and his 'girly stuff' is just...shit he'd do normally.

Maybe all of this has been Kev trying to consoom his way towards actually cooming--that he's always been going "The next thing is finally going to get me to coom!"

I guess we don't have to worry about him 41%ing himself. Don't tell him about shit like autoerotic asphyxiation which might give him ideas.
 
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Cerabella said:
:!:Kevin found a job :!:
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I'm actually upset by this because the line isn't something Neil Cicierega came up with himself, but it's a line from this video (which I'm sure Neil was referencing himself but that totally went over Kevin's head):
And now I'm mad because Kevin's misunderstanding of the source of the quote, plus the fact he used it, means I can never use it even if I wanted to. Give me all the top hats you want, this is where I stand.
 
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Cerabella said:
:!:Kevin found a job :!:
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Is Kevin really so deluded that he thinks letting the world know he's a fat NEET is some kind of win for queerness?

Cerabella said:
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There's this great place for people who can't afford clothes called "Goodwill." Maybe Wedge hasn't heard of it?
 
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