title said stupid questions so here's a couple:
1. What is the state of the CT condo? As in, physical state, since it's my understanding basically nobody's been there in years and it's still full of overpriced garbage and collectibles and whatnot that he was too lazy to move out or sell. Aside from being in a presumably haunted state, i'd have imagined a ween burglar or even an unlucky normal burglar to have made a round.
2. am i really to understand that he jumped almost literally from coast to coast to live with Pandalee? I know this man isn't famed for his decisionmaking but usually there's some sort of "this is why what i'm doing is a good idea" reason in his head, no matter how dumb or nonexistent it is (the toyota being a good example), but what could he have possibly have thought of to justify that to himself or would-be detractors? E: one reason i thought of was that he was looking forward to essentially having a maid?