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If you really had to who would you sex?


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That’s why bullying has its place in the ecosystem
That being said, not jerking off to cartoon horses isn't going to make women sexually attracted to you. Plus the whole zero tolerance and punishing people for standing up to their bully isn't helping matters either but that's a different story all on its own, and would derail the thread.
 
Gaycels don't exist. They cannot possibly exist to a higher level than femcels cannot exist.
While I totally can confirm that it's all but trivial to get a male gay partner as a male gay, the idea that every gay dude is running around fucking 24/7 is just as ridiculous as thinking that every woman has a constant stream of chads knocking at her Bumble. The gay dating scene can also be just as dire as the straight one for a lot of the same reasons (both the popular targets of affection being very choosy, and slovenly nerds being too picky) and I've met plenty of gay dudes who I am not surprised still manage to be permavirgins by being overly dank pony-clopping weirdos.

But just as you'd assume there's a guy for every gay, I've also met straight pony-clopping weidos who've had their unfair share of manic pixie dream girls. Dating and fucking is not so straightforward. Or maybe it's even more straightforward than it should be, depending how you look at it.
 
lol did he really think hed kill over 3000 people? i dont think we will ever see a mass shooting that large, this guy is severely mentally ill
To be fair, back when I was an undergrad at The Ohio State University, with the right starting kit you could have probably racked up a 1k kill count before being wasted.

Start with offing a freshman bio class in Independence Hall and work your way north along Neil Avenue through the south Oval close to Mirror Lake, then go full Mongol around Thompson and The Marketplace at Neil.

I would have given my life to preserve Burritos Noches and Hang Over Easy, though.
 
To be fair, back when I was an undergrad at The Ohio State University, with the right starting kit you could have probably racked up a 1k kill count before being wasted.

Start with offing a freshman bio class in Independence Hall and work your way north along Neil Avenue through the south Oval close to Mirror Lake, then go full Mongol around Thompson and The Marketplace at Neil.

I would have given my life to preserve Burritos Noches and Hang Over Easy, though.
wow you really thought this through, eh?
 
To be fair, back when I was an undergrad at The Ohio State University, with the right starting kit you could have probably racked up a 1k kill count before being wasted.

Start with offing a freshman bio class in Independence Hall and work your way north along Neil Avenue through the south Oval close to Mirror Lake, then go full Mongol around Thompson and The Marketplace at Neil.

I would have given my life to preserve Burritos Noches and Hang Over Easy, though.
Yes Officer, this post right here.
 
Yes Officer, this post right here.
There's one little detail I failed to mention that the proverbial incel killer forgot about....at least when I was there the OSU campus PD had an office right there. You'd be iced pretty quickly.

That and the logistics of carrying the thousands of rounds of ammunition you'd need. There's no hammer space in real life I'm afraid.
 
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