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I came upon this interesting specimen who looks like a cast member from the Wrong Turn movies:

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If he were anymore inbread he'd be a sandwich!

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Womanly gut hanging out out his shirt.

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Nice comb-over, dude.

r/transpassing - Constructive passing advice? Multiple pictures (ik I'm ugly pls don't be too rude about it)

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garbage cake said:
just a quickie HER app find because it’s so horrifying

38, married, has kids, “egg cracked” in May.
This will be one to watch as he pulls a Bryli and destroys his life.
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Those false eyelashes are on wrong. Way too high up. They're like where his eyelid creases when they should be, ya know, approximately where eyelashes grow.

Also, imagine seeing your dad wearing shit made for teen girls. Yuck!
 
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They clearly don't give a monkey's what damage they are doing to their kids...I would've been mortified if my Dad rocked up wearing that shit and expecting everyone to just shrug, it would have sent me round the bend.

But no his kids will be bigots and be told they are by everyone...fuck these people.
 
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That shit from HER app is a crime against lesbians. Currently remembering my sweet summer child days where I thought mtf troons were all gay guys who were really uwu suffering because of some crossed wires and they will always make an effort and be honest with the men they're trying to date. Meanwhile, we got a bunch of straight men in party city wigs trying it with lesbians. And so I cross over from sweet summer child to vacationing on terf island.
 
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A guy I went to school with has decided he's trans and gender fluid.

He also has brown teeth and zero hygiene which is a delightful addition to the hot mess that he is.

Oh and a cosplayer too, but he only cosplays men because let's be honest, he doesn't even begin to pass for a woman.

The image with the red hair is a Black Widow cosplay apparently.

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To pull a Hugh... I know this is what they think people like me think, so I hate thinking it, but I really just find myself thinking that they're from a different fucking species. You know, with their crop tops and weird trousers and piercings. Why do they all dye their hair like that? And why are they so fucking fat?
 
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literal autist said:
Oh, I never said they weren't. In fact I'm sick of radfems infantilizing FTMS and trying to pain them as "poor lost lesbian sisters" when most of them are literally bored straight girls that latched onto a new identity to seem special (they're the ones who started the "birthing person" shit, after all). I'm just noting that MTFs are obviously jealous of FTMs for having something they'll never have.
When TRAs say "trans rights", what they really mean is "men's rights." Notice how it's always "trans women are women" and never "trans men are men." I have literally never seen an FTM character in a show or movie. Nor do you hear about FTMs flashing their pussy to men, demanding access to men's bathrooms, or competing in men's sports.
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There’s actually a character in the new L Word (my wife watches it, yes she knows it’s hot garbage) that’s an Asian FTM played by a real FTM.
I have to be reminded of that constantly because (like the rest of the world) I completely forget about her every time I mock the trannies on that show.
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To pull a Hugh... I know this is what they think people like me think, so I hate thinking it, but I really just find myself thinking that they're from a different fucking species. You know, with their crop tops and weird trousers and piercings. Why do they all dye their hair like that? And why are they so fucking fat?
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1) lack of self awareness and maturity
2) mistaking any attention for good attention
3) they’re boring
4) they’re fucking lazy

those, or some combination, answer all your questions.
 
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Prince Vegeta said:
To pull a Hugh... I know this is what they think people like me think, so I hate thinking it, but I really just find myself thinking that they're from a different fucking species. You know, with their crop tops and weird trousers and piercings. Why do they all dye their hair like that? And why are they so fucking fat?
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Do you think many people on here got that reference?
 
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Very minor sideshow, but it made me chuckle. Anyway, on r/AskHistorians someone named genderfluidhistorian asks about Heliogabalus (a teenage Roman emperor who is infamous for, amongst other sex crimes, prostituting himself though as always there is debate about whether this is true or propaganda). Now, just the name genderfluidhistorian is deserving of mockery, but I think that she's just an autistic teen girl and she hasn't used the account in years so hopefully she's gotten over it. What made me laugh was the response.
Basically the "crime" for which Heliogbalus was killed was losing a power struggle.

As for actual legal crimes he/she committed, try treason (revolting against Emperor Macrinus and overthrowing him) and murder (since hundreds and possibly thousands of soldiers and officials were killed during that illegal process). One of the persons murdered was Macrinus's nine year old son Marcus Ophelius Diadumenianus.

That is why I really hate the leaders of the party of Elagabalus, for starting a conflict where no matter who won, a child was likely to be murdered by the victors.

Thus we see that Elagabalus was just as evil, brutal, and criminal as previous usurping emperors such as Augustus the revered founder of the empire, Vitelius, Vespasian,and Septimius Severus and deserved to be swiftly overthrown and killed just as much as they did.

It may be noted that thousands of Roman soldiers fought to put Elagablus on the throne, and they justified their treason and murder by being convinced that Macrinus had murdered the evil-but-popular-with-the-soldiers emperor Caracalla, and that Elagabalus was the illegitimate son of Caracalla and thus the rightful emperor - from a certain point of view.

And no doubt Elagabalus was also persuaded to believe that wrong was right. It would have been very hard for a child of 14 (or 12 in one account) to be better in seeing the flaws in the arguments presented by his/her family than grown men were.

The other terrible evil crime he/she allegedly committed was human sacrifice of children. If that was true Elagabalus was certainly evil. Of course, even if that accusation was true, and it probably wasn't, Elagabalus could have claimed that he/she was not killing the kids for his/her own benefit but to get the favor of the gods for everyone in the whole Roman Empire or even in the whole world.

Other crimes that Elagabalus certainly committed but was never accused of by historians were:

Permitting gladiatorial games to continue instead of forbidding them and tyrannically depriving the plebs of their entertainment.

Permitting slavery to continue instead of setting the slaves free and tyrannically depriving the slave owners of their wrongful property.

And last, permitting parents to continue throwing away any newborn children that they didn't want to raise, instead of tyrannically depriving the parents of their tyrannical power over their children.

But of course ancient historians never criticized Elagabalus for permitting those crimes to continue.

As for the crimes, sins, misdeeds, unpopular lifestyle choices, etc. that they do accuse Elagabalus of, some modern historians are skeptical of some or even all of those accusations.

So every one of those accusations fall somewhere on a spectrum between being absolutely true and absolutely false.

And every one of those accusations also falls somewhere on a spectrum between being an evil deed and being a good deed.

And every one of those accusations also falls somewhere on a spectrum between being something disgusting and being something charming that we can approve of.

We can each decide pretty accurately how we feel about each of the accusations against Elagabalus and if we would like him/her more or less if it was true, and we each can make a fairly accurate decision about how good or evil each accusation against Elagabalus would be if someone did it in reality. But none of us has the power to know if any or all accusations against Elagabalus are true.

So I would say that Elagabalus was unpopular during his/her/their reign with some segments of the population due to an innovative religious policy and to some personal habits considered effeminate by some, and that after Elagabalus was brutally murdered the party of the killers accused Elagablus of everything but the kitchen sink to blacken his/her/their name and were followed by historians eager for good stories.

In conclusion, one reason why the infamy of Elagablus continued for ages to come was that Elagabalus was allegedly similar in some ways to emperors considered bad, and totally different from emperors considered good or great.

For example, Elagabalus "waded through a sea of blood to seize the throne", as the saying goes, which is totally unlike all emperors with good reputations such as Augustus, Vespasian, Diocletian, or Saint Constantine the Great.

Elgabalus had an innovative religious policy, which is totally unlike emperors with good reputations such as Aurelian and Saint Constantine the Great.

Elgabalus allegedly dressed like a woman or an oriental high priest or king, wearing dresses or robes of Chinese silk dyed with Tyrian Purple, or of cloth of gold, or studded with jewels, and crowns of gold and gems, unlike emperors with good reputations like Aurelian and Diocletian.

So basically "all the crimes of Heliogabalus" came down to being totally different from all the good emperors, before and after his time.
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It's not terribly funny in its own right except that this fucking guy decided to use a list of pronouns for Heliogabalus. "he/she", "his/hers/their". I don't know if this guy would normally give a shit about the pronouns of some kid who died almost two millennia ago or if it's just because the OP had "genderfluid" in her name (his vacillating and useless answer makes me think the former), but I thought it was worth sharing.
 
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garbage cake said:
just a quickie HER app find because it’s so horrifying

38, married, has kids, “egg cracked” in May.
This will be one to watch as he pulls a Bryli and destroys his life.
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"I'm brand now to this site"
"I have SO much to learn"
"I hope to meet some wonderful people"
"Just wanted to industrice myself"

Who the fuck say that on a dating site like some kind of forum? They are taking this app as a trans gathering.
 
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A nice florilege of brave and inspiring from Ovarit. My favorite has to be the grey sasquash in the last row, what even is this supposed to be originally?
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...oh, this shit is gold. I don't claim to be the most creative guy, but let me give this a shot....

Top Row, Left to Right: Jan Bon Jovi, Jennifer Nopez, Jared Cushionher, Julianne Poore, Chadqueefa, M'Lady, David Nowie, some chick who really idolizes Ricky Gervais

Somebody else take a turn...
 
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