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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think the current "fat egg" thread (Ryan's) should be remodeled into a "Kev orbiter general" and Wedgie should just stay here, without a thread to call his "real" home - buried under the Am Hole.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even though Kevin is online 24/7, he's not always interesting. Keeping his non-Tranch buddies in Kevin's thread gives consistent entertainment.

I could see breaking Ripley off--he's got his own surgical saga and he isn't physically close nor invested in being one of Kevin's performative online girlfriends.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Even though Kevin is online 24/7, he's not always interesting. Keeping his non-Tranch buddies in Kevin's thread gives consistent entertainment.

I could see breaking Ripley off--he's got his own surgical saga and he isn't physically close nor invested in being one of Kevin's performative online girlfriends.

Agreed. Honestly, giving Mode/Ryan his own thread was perhaps already too much, since I always find myself checking here more than there. Keeping Kevin's simps and fuckbuddies in one thread makes sense. Ripley displays so much crazy he could fill his own thread.

 

[John Furrman]

It’s all bad, but what the absolute fuck
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Wow, that's some pretty bad gingivitis. Look at that inflammation between his canine and incisor. None of these guys floss or go to the dentist for regular cleaning and every 4K Ultra HD picture they post with their snarls paints a clearer picture.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I think the current "fat egg" thread (Ryan's) should be remodeled into a "Kev orbiter general" and Wedgie should just stay here, without a thread to call his "real" home - buried under the Am Hole.

At this point I think the Tranch is productive enough to warrant its own subforum, with pinned threads for Kevin and the Tranch and individual threads for the orbiters (but not Wedge, never Wedge).

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

At this point I think the Tranch is productive enough to warrant its own subforum, with pinned threads for Kevin and the Tranch and individual threads for the orbiters (but not Wedge, never Wedge).

I don't really think any of them produce enough milk to warrant their own threads - except for maybe "First time stealing souls in a dress" Ripley, and hilariously enough, Wedgie-poo.
Even fucking Ryan can't sustain a thread by himself despite having enough body fat to feed a polar bear for days.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kevin is rapidly outgrowing that slave collar he's got on.

He honest to God looks like he's 3 Hot Pockets away from that collar choking him out. I can't believe how fat he got. That exercise really did not last long. I wonder if he started eating more because he was exercising and then forgot to cut back when he stopped.

 

[Law]

Bryan's chin is somehow more disturbing to me than his neck.

A "Mystery Charge"? This dummy spent money on some piece of garbage, then forgot all about it.

In a stunning display of transphobia, Earl used his identity fraud skills to make Kevin buy an extra pack of Slim-Jims.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He honest to God looks like he's 3 Hot Pockets away from that collar choking him out. I can't believe how fat he got. That exercise really did not last long. I wonder if he started eating more because he was exercising and then forgot to cut back when he stopped.

I think he's just getting fat like all good eunochs. See also: Jazz Jennings and the massive weight gain for Wedge post-ball removal.

 

[glib]

For starters gross looking neckbeard/ incel looking males injecting themselves with estrogen is bound to result in an eye-sore. This is further compounded by the fact that the average troon creates a bubble where they only hear about how they're "cute", "hot", "valid", etc. they're likely going to be (at least partially) oblivious of how physically repulsive they look and won't make an effort to improve their appearance.

It is indeed funny that the most beautiful people on the planet are worried about bruises, blemishes, anything that could detract from their beauty.
These model/actress/cheerleader/beauty queen types are hyper aware of their minute flaws, and do everything they can to avoid bringing attention to them because those little things will be pointed out by the jealous harlots and rejected suitors.

Meanwhile the least beautiful people are gaslighting themselves through compliments on the internet, filters, angles, etc. because theyre so ignorant of hygiene, beauty, and health that they think being vaguely androgynous and having "estrogen skin" makes them high level beautiful.

It's the irony of the paradox. The more insecure a beautiful woman is about small things, the more you want to tell her shes focusing on the little things too much. The more insecure an ugly person is, the more they are trying to tell themselves they are gorgeous.

This is why accepting what you are, and working with what you have is character building. Denial leads to delusion.

 

[Hitman One]

The only way to remove the stench from that room is to burn it to the ground..

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Dangerously Islamic. That horrifying cackle at the end will be with me until I die. Brother, this video has brought a jihad against my soul.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

On this week's episode, Kevin and his new gay lover, a homeless deadbeat dad named Bryan Loeper, go on a road trip to Madison to visit a eunuch clown prostitute and his monstrous associates.
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And meet up with loathesome trannies "hot girls" along the way.
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https://archive.md/Tsx8s

But not everyone is buying it.
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Will homeless deadbeat dad murder Kevin in a psychotic episode?
Will Wedge's "girlfriend" Eva finally snap?

Spoiler: NSFW: Eva

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Or, most horrifying of all, will the whole gang rub their mangled genitalia together?
Stay tuned!

Grown ass men btw

 

[Euler's identity]

Dangerously Islamic. That horrifying cackle at the end will be with me until I die. Brother, this video has brought a jihad against my soul.

It's rough viewing man. Also:

Spoiler: Grim

 

[Sarah Connor]

Really we just need a subforum for Kevin and the tranch. Then we can put threads for all the orbiters in there and make things more neatly organized.

If ALR can still have a subforum where most threads barely reach more than 10-15 pages, there should be a Tranch forum that contains threads for Kevin, all of his orbiters combined (Wedge, Neck, Ripley, others...), the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Ryan's thread, the fanfiction thread, etc.
While I don't see specific orbiters getting their own threads, it would be a great way to keep everything contained and organized.

Spoiler: Grim

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Wedge, you're not even in Kevin's twitter bio under his list of "girlfriends". The first rule of getting something about your significant other permanently tattooed on your body is at LEAST making it Facebook Official first!

 

[Law]

If ALR can still have a subforum where most threads barely reach more than 10-15 pages, there should be a Tranch forum that contains threads for Kevin, all of his orbiters combined (Wedge, Neck, Ripley, others...), the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Ryan's thread, the fanfiction thread, etc.

This thread contains the vast multitudes that the Am Hole never could.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If ALR can still have a subforum where most threads barely reach more than 10-15 pages, there should be a Tranch forum that contains threads for Kevin, all of his orbiters combined (Wedge, Neck, Ripley, others...), the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Ryan's thread, the fanfiction thread, etc.
While I don't see specific orbiters getting their own threads, it would be a great way to keep everything contained and organized.

Wedge, you're not even in Kevin's twitter bio under his list of "girlfriends". The first rule of getting something about your significant other permanently tattooed on your body is at LEAST making it Facebook Official first!

I just wanna say that a subforum for those caught in Kevie's gravity ought to be called the Black Amhole

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Anyone know about that goofy collar Kevin wears? I vaguely remember it being called a "forever collar", or something to that effect. Does that mean he could conceivably choke himself out if he keeps eating Walmart snack-aisle food? Or is it only unremovable in name?

 

[Old Fart]

As it stands, Kevin currently doesn't produce enough juice to justify a thread for him alone. Which sort of defies the need for a separate thread for his joint satellites.

 

[Aramis]

Anyone know about that goofy collar Kevin wears? I vaguely remember it being called a "forever collar", or something to that effect. Does that mean he could conceivably choke himself out if he keeps eating Walmart snack-aisle food? Or is it only unremovable in name?

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[KiwiFuzz]

Dangerously Islamic. That horrifying cackle at the end will be with me until I die. Brother, this video has brought a jihad against my soul.

More like a fatwa, amirite?