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[Hell yeah dude]

Take in mind all three of them were in the same room

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[Trigger Me Timbers]

Anyone know about that goofy collar Kevin wears? I vaguely remember it being called a "forever collar", or something to that effect. Does that mean he could conceivably choke himself out if he keeps eating Walmart snack-aisle food? Or is it only unremovable in name?

Penny keeps the key on his neck. He has a pair of them, one for Kevin‘s collar and one for Jen‘s collar. I have no idea if Kevin can remove it himself, from the description another poster just made I guess he can. The Idea was that only Penny can open them. Penny used to wear these keys around his neck all the time however I’ve noticed a more recent documentaries that he isn’t.

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These guys are going to be the next Red Letter Media. Why else do you think they did this in Wisconsin?

I love the way that all four of them get a hotel room and they’re like “we got a hotel room now… now what uwu?” And then somebody whips out a surf ninjas DVD.

“Lesbian”. Bed. Death.

in before they start overcompensating and posting gross sex stuff just to prove the Kiwi farms wrong

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

"Eternity collars are locked in place using a flushed allen screw with a tongue-in-groove enclosure, which is hidden from view on one side. This locking Turian style slave collar is easily accessible to lock/unlock in seconds to be removed at your discretion."

Eternity Collar

The Original Eternity Collar is a quality symbol of devotion and can be worn for an eternity. Eternity collars are locked in place using a flushed Allen screw with a tongue-in-groove enclosure, which is hidden from view on one side. This locking hand-crafted Turian style slave collar is easily...

www.eternitycollars.com

Goes all the way to XXX large. Get your own today for 215 bucks, plus shipping and taxes!

Context for fellow farmers: Turian pretty much means Gor LARPers.

Who knows if any of the troons are aware of this. I mean, whatever else you can say about the Gor series, it's probably above their reading difficulty levels.

Penny keeps the key on his neck. He has a pair of them, one for Kevin‘s collar and one for Jen‘s collar. I have no idea if Kevin can remove it himself, from the description another poster just made I guess he can. The Idea was that only Penny can open them. Penny used to wear these keys around his neck all the time however I’ve noticed a more recent documentaries that he isn’t.

Given this bunch's general low IQs? He probably can't open the collar himself...and the keys are lost, with no spares tucked away.

These are not people who'd be welcome at the leather club's play night, for pretty much all the reasons.

 

[alpaca amhole]

"Eternity collars are locked in place using a flushed allen screw with a tongue-in-groove enclosure, which is hidden from view on one side. This locking Turian style slave collar is easily accessible to lock/unlock in seconds to be removed at your discretion."

Eternity Collar

The Original Eternity Collar is a quality symbol of devotion and can be worn for an eternity. Eternity collars are locked in place using a flushed Allen screw with a tongue-in-groove enclosure, which is hidden from view on one side. This locking hand-crafted Turian style slave collar is easily...

www.eternitycollars.com

Goes all the way to XXX large. Get your own today for 215 bucks, plus shipping and taxes!

Sizes all the way up to X large: in stock
XX/XXX large: sold out

this thread writes itself

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The Idea was that only Penny can open them. Penny used to wear these keys around his neck all the time however I’ve noticed a more recent documentaries that he isn’t.

Did they lose the keys? I hope so badly that they lost the keys.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

He honest to God looks like he's 3 Hot Pockets away from that collar choking him out. I can't believe how fat he got. That exercise really did not last long. I wonder if he started eating more because he was exercising and then forgot to cut back when he stopped.

He could always cut back on the meals he consumes and limit himself to one per day. But I doubt he has the will to simply endure the hunger until he decides to eat. As Kevin is nothing if not consistent in his constant need for stimulation and satisfaction.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Context for fellow farmers: Turian pretty much means Gor LARPers.

Who knows if any of the troons are aware of this. I mean, whatever else you can say about the Gor series, it's probably above their reading difficulty levels.

Good lawd, I haven't heard about Gor in ages. Kevin in kajira silks isnt a mental image I ever needed

 

[Sarah Connor]

As it stands, Kevin currently doesn't produce enough juice to justify a thread for him alone. Which sort of defies the need for a separate thread for his joint satellites.

I guess it's just wishful thinking.

Has Kev commented on Blizzards sexual harassment lawsuit yet? Seems like something he wouldn't care about seeing how Overwatch and World of Warcraft are his favourite games.

 

[White Devil]

I guess it's just wishful thinking.

Has Kev commented on Blizzards sexual harassment lawsuit yet? Seems like something he wouldn't care about seeing how Overwatch and World of Warcraft are his favourite games.

I don't see Kevin caring at all about it since it happened to a real woman, something he will never experience or be.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.

 

[cowisnow]

Did they lose the keys? I hope so badly that they lost the keys.

It apparently uses an Allen (hex drive) screw. Pretty gob standard shite.

For want of a key, a fat troon got choked.

 

[stupid frog]

One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.

Cucumber Neck already showed us what you need to do to join - sleep with someone.

... wait, what about Jarod? I guess fuck someone or be really in to the gun larp.

anyways you should ask the tranch thread

 

[Torque Wheeler]

You'd think the appeal of a "eternity collar" would be that it's impossible to remove without using the key or breaking it. Having the key be just an allen wrench is pretty dumb. Although, that's hilarious that Penny isn't wearing the key anymore, and I like to think that Kevin doesn't know you can buy the tool to remove the collar at the same place he buys all his toys. Sorry I'm so fixated on this recently

 

[Easy Peasy]

Just quick thinking

Jarrod/josie

Bonnie/Paul----- husband (void?)

Penny/Matthew- Kevin- jen

Kevin-orbiters like wedge, neck, twitter girlfriends, and mode wishes

ETA again, came back and cleaned this up.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.

You'd probably be better off posting this in the Tranch thread

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.

 

[The Dude]

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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.

Uglier than the sight of a dog's afterbirth.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

You'd think the appeal of a "eternity collar" would be that it's impossible to remove without using the key or breaking it. Having the key be just an allen wrench is pretty dumb. Although, that's hilarious that Penny isn't wearing the key anymore, and I like to think that Kevin doesn't know you can buy the tool to remove the collar at the same place he buys all his toys. Sorry I'm so fixated on this recently

It's so pointless and cheap looking yet costs over 200 bucks. Or in Kev-speak, one unforeseen medical bill that just suddenly came out of nowhere!

 

[Sarah Connor]

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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.

I don't believe he got FFS. Give me my top hats, but I feel like he fabricated the whole event to get more troons bidenbux to spend on whatever the fuck frivolous shit Wedge spends his money on.
Look at his brow bone. I'm 110% sure that when surgeons perform FFS, they ALWAYS shave down the brow bone because it's one of the most clockable features on men. Also his chin and forehead are still very prominent. I wouldn't be surprised if he just got some saline injected into his face.

 

[Piss Bear]

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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.

A man? I dunno, Wedge has always looked like an overgrown fat child to me. Baby-face, I suppose you could call it?

Still nowhere near passing as a woman tho, sorry Wedge sweetie
Or maybe we should start calling you butter teeth?