Can verify. Wings once said he needed a passport to go to Chicago on a PKA stream.
Oop, found it.
Or you can start from the very beginning and hear him claim that Portugal is in South America.
This is one of those things about Wings (WingTings, if you will) that is baffling in a "the boy can't help it" kind of way. Nigger, you realize EMTs have to do things like walk, run, lift heavy loads, operate under intense stress, and are generally trusted with the health and well-being of human beings? Wings can't do any of those things. He's out of breath lifting his canyonesque stomach every morning so he can take a leak without getting piss all over his folds.
Here, I just googled "EMT jobs" and found a neat little snippet about what being an EMT is like. Does this sound like Wings?
WHAT KIND OF PERSON EXCELS WITH A CAREER IN EMS?
The words that best describe those who succeed and build satisfying careers at Hall Ambulance are: Decisive, Courageous, Compassionate, Committed, and Resilient.
Also, Wings as a roofer? That's a recipe for disaster. American Bandstand all over again. Fuck it, go for it Wings. You can even start an LLC and call it WingsofRoofing - Licensed and Bonded, But Still Dangerous!