WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 773 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,539 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,824
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Well first it has to be said, he is bullshitting about his yearly income. He always used to say its 80-100k a year. Now its 50k, maybe its not even that. I mean think about how not often he streams, when he does its MAX 3 hours in that day and his donations are pretty non existent. Then I remember he was gloating how much cash he makes from Doordash until some real doordasher refuted all those facts since he was living in a better hood than wings and made considerably less than what Wings said. Conway is swamp people hood, there is not enough steady orders like in bigger cities and just the other day he gave up after making $4 in 2 hours.

Literally everything he does, he says its way more than it really is and then slowly you see him backing out of it over time. I mean we went from "doordash is so good i dont need to stream anymore I do this for fun , TO : i made only $4 yesterday, conway is low traffic neighbourhood, I dont know what Ill do without Twitch income.

His truck is not paid for, thats a lease. But anyway...him saying he can be more creative now...he doesnt have to take the abuse...he should of left 3 years ago if he really cared about that stuff. What job will an obese 35+ yr old get as a starting job since he has no experience? Even after all those years on the internet, he cant boast about that because its all troll channels if he mentions his background, he never edited anything so doesnt even have at least those skills to be someones editor. All he did for all these years was lie to himself, thinking he is smarter than everyone else yet was convinced he needed a passport to travel to Chicago...

P.S. I never hated the guy. I really couldnt care about his slurs or rage. But he is a massive liar. As someone above said, in reality yea go live your life with your wife internet free. But he cant do that, he doesnt know what else to do. After all these years he said he has a nest egg for only 1 year. He keeps talking about fucking chicks and tits and ass, and being all smug while his wife is next to him yet he made like 30 streams where he says he cant get his dick up, hasnt seen his dick in ages, hasnt pleased his wife in over a year. I mean thats personal stuff and should be kept private but its just an example of not him being an asshole but this smug person that thinks he knows better than you while living in his chair for the past 14 years. Can anyone here give us an example how would Wings ever be more "creative" lol. He is a lost cause, not because of trolls, they are just idiots. He contradicts his own life and believes in his own lies.
 
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Well first it has to be said, he is bullshitting about his yearly income. He always used to say its 80-100k a year.
Machinima used to pay their "stars" $2.50/1000 views and wings had brand deals too.

When he made his videos private he lost 150 million views on social blade and his channel was at it's peak during his lucrative machinima deal.

Most of the top guys at machima made retarded good money. Wings was a top 10 CoD youtuber when it paid well.

It's entirely believable he made 100k a year at the peak.
 
PKA has also mentioned, and Wings has verified, that his town is quite low income, and as a result low cost to live in. He has a paid off house and most of those cars he still has presumably are paid off as well. I know he's on this bullshit about "We need to bank money cuz our health!" but besides that, from everything I can tell he owns everything he has outright and would only have shit like utilities and Wendy's orders left to pay for. That doesn't need a $50,000 a year income. He could presumably live comfortably enough off of kelly's gig and whatever they do DoorDashing, which -barring him just lying (a reasonable enough assumption)- was paying better as is.
I'm looking up some stuff about Conway, SC not an American but $240k for a house(30% lower than the national average). Given that is already paid off, we can only account for day to day expenses and medical. I imagine his insurance given he is horizontally challenged is gonna be more than average. The grocery cost there is also 5% is also less, the annual food cost for South Carolina is $2400-$2800 yearly. We can add the higher range even for him given he eats quite a bit of fast food. I cannot see his yearly expenses even going past $20k USD and that's being very generous, not even accounting for the income of his wife.
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Well first it has to be said, he is bullshitting about his yearly income. He always used to say its 80-100k a year. Now its 50k, maybe its not even that. I mean think about how not often he streams, when he does its MAX 3 hours in that day and his donations are pretty non existent. Then I remember he was gloating how much cash he makes from Doordash until some real doordasher refuted all those facts since he was living in a better hood than wings and made considerably less than what Wings said. Conway is swamp people hood, there is not enough steady orders like in bigger cities and just the other day he gave up after making $4 in 2 hours.

Literally everything he does, he says its way more than it really is and then slowly you see him backing out of it over time. I mean we went from "doordash is so good i dont need to stream anymore I do this for fun , TO : i made only $4 yesterday, conway is low traffic neighbourhood, I dont know what Ill do without Twitch income.

His truck is not paid for, thats a lease. But anyway...him saying he can be more creative now...he doesnt have to take the abuse...he should of left 3 years ago if he really cared about that stuff. What job will an obese 35+ yr old get as a starting job since he has no experience? Even after all those years on the internet, he cant boast about that because its all troll channels if he mentions his background, he never edited anything so doesnt even have at least those skills to be someones editor. All he did for all these years was lie to himself, thinking he is smarter than everyone else yet was convinced he needed a passport to travel to Chicago...
There is the problem I think that makes it a catch 22, because of all the content that is out there, I cannot see him applying for an office job given one search result will be millions of results of him saying stuff that can him fired within a second on YT. Unless he name changes, and even then I feel there will be a way to figure it out. The only thing I can see him doing is low level work, roofers(there is a joke amongst here that half the roofers have a criminal record). I know a while back he said he wanted to be an EMT, I doubt he can handle a high stress position like that when a few comments on the internet make him fly off the handles.
 
rs, is a toxic gameplayer and blames his teamates, and is perpetually lazy and fat. don't fall for his pignosis about how tough streaming or making youtube videos. People talk about how awful wings' trolls are, and fairly so, especially the ones who fuck w
Machinima used to pay their "stars" $2.50/1000 views and wings had brand deals too.

When he made his videos private he lost 150 million views on social blade and his channel was at it's peak during his lucrative machinima deal.

Most of the top guys at machima made retarded good money. Wings was a top 10 CoD youtuber when it paid well.

It's entirely believable he made 100k a year at the peak.

Oh at peak for sure. Im saying he was making these statements 6 months ago whenever someone bugged him about low donations. He would always say he makes $80k at least. He has been off Machinima for how long...7 years now? He also made good sidecash with PKA but he fucked that up too. Speaking of PKA, look at those 3 guys, they are all well off, live in nice massive houses, some have kids and wife and they dont even play COD anymore but they kept the fanbase, expanded their business etc. Wings just threw it all down the drain and ended up like DSP, worried if he will have enough cash for next month.

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For sure, I mean he said he wanted to be EMT, he said he wanted to go back to school...all noble and responsible decisions. But he backtracked, doesnt want to get his life in order and would rather be fat as before. Like I said, he is just stuck in a mental rut he will never get out of because he talks of glory days but those are so long ago now. Last 5 years he was a meme character, not a respected COD player.
 
I'm looking up some stuff about Conway, SC not an American but $240k for a house(30% lower than the national average). Given that is already paid off, we can only account for day to day expenses and medical. I imagine his insurance given he is horizontally challenged is gonna be more than average. The grocery cost there is also 5% is also less, the annual food cost for South Carolina is $2400-$2800 yearly. We can add the higher range even for him given he eats quite a bit of fast food. I cannot see his yearly expenses even going past $20k USD and that's being very generous, not even accounting for the income of his wife.

There is the problem I think that makes it a catch 22, because of all the content that is out there, I cannot see him applying for an office job given one search result will be millions of results of him saying stuff that can him fired within a second on YT. Unless he name changes, and even then I feel there will be a way to figure it out. The only thing I can see him doing is low level work, roofers(there is a joke amongst here that half the roofers have a criminal record). I know a while back he said he wanted to be an EMT, I doubt he can handle a high stress position like that when a few comments on the internet make him fly off the handles.
He doesn't own a house, he owns a double wide trailer buried in cement blocks, making it immovable. So the only value he could get out of it by selling it is gone. Also trailers don't particularly age well. It's not a house that's going to last him forever.

EMT is not a high stress job. 90% of an EMT's job, if they are in a town and not a big city, is sitting and watching TV or playing games, waiting for an emergency call. In smaller towns (not talking places with only a few hundred people, but places 20-30,000 people) it's not rare to go your entire shift with never even getting a call. You generally work 24-48 hour shifts and can sleep, eat, or even drive around while on duty. When they get an emergency call they drive the paramedic as they (generally not referred to as EMT's, though technically they are) deal with the patient in the back. It's basically a chauffer.

A private company EMT is the exact perfect, real job for Wings. He'd never be hired on in cities that double up with having their firefighters also work as EMT's though because he'd never pass the physical.
 
He doesn't own a house, he owns a double wide trailer buried in cement blocks, making it immovable. So the only value he could get out of it by selling it is gone. Also trailers don't particularly age well. It's not a house that's going to last him forever.
You underestimate the conditions people will put up with in their refusal to maintain their modular mansion or move. I've seen people living in trailers mansions with holes in the ceilings and oblong floors; people put up with it until they croak no prob. They convince themselves they will get around to fixing it later.
I know a guy right now who lives in one and last I saw his front door can't even open because of how the house settled so now the front porch is unused and in disrepair.

People get in fucked up mindsets.
 
Comparing wings and DSP financially is retarded.

One own his own home in full, the others about to be foreclosed.

One has multiple new vehicles, the other has a $60k mobile gambling addiction.

Wings clearly has a wife that loves him, DSP married a girl who wore a used dress and had no friends or family at her own wedding.

Wings streams what he wants when he wants, Phil wears meme clothes for money from autistic children

The two aren't comparable.
 
Comparing wings and DSP financially is retarded.

One own his own home in full, the others about to be foreclosed.

One has multiple new vehicles, the other has a $60k mobile gambling addiction.

Wings clearly has a wife that loves him, DSP married a girl who wore a used dress and had no friends or family at her own wedding.

Wings streams what he wants when he wants, Phil wears meme clothes for money from autistic children

The two aren't comparable.
Wings seems more financially stable than dsp. He doesn't outright beg on stream like phil does, and he doesn't frivolously spend like phil does. Even if wings has really low income because of a small following and not having those big-time whales that DSP has.
 
He's married, has a house, has a nice car. That's a better position than alot of people who give him shit, it'd be great for him to live life instead of purely existing. Kyle mentioned on PKA that Wings has left his *town* less than like a dozen times in his life. He should save a little bit of money and travel and experience something for once, sitting nearly a decade in a room can get depressing.
I don't think he wants to travel just because it triggers his anxiety. Spending your whole life in the same room can be depressing, but for him it is part of his comfort zone.
 
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to Wings. There's no justifying some of the lengths that trolls have gone to to fuck with him however I simply don't care that they happen to him. Wings is a liar, a manipulator, a murderer of animals and the embodiment of sloth. People also conveniently forget that Wings admits to being all these things and doesn't have any remorse. He only feigns remorse when he needs those pitybucks and his paypigs hand them over no questions asked.

Those that feel any sympathy for Richard Samuel von Jordanberg seem to only have a surface level understanding of his actions. That's just my observation based on their posts. Wings is the kind of person who will then manipulate that misplaced emotion to get you to defend him. That defense is made easier by the fact his loudest trolls often do the same 62IQ actions as him. Frankly, the best way to deal with it is the same way you deal with any lolcow: Observe and report. This may be done through posts on a forum, social media or through videos. We're here to laugh and Richard does a great job of providing laughs with his infinitely childish behavior.
 
Things people say Richard will do:
- Quit streaming.
- Find a job.
- Lose weight.
- Stop lying.

Things that will actually happen:
- More begging, lying and manipulation.

Still surprised Twitch took so long to notice anything. He basically told "25 bucks in 20 minutes or I'll stop streaming", which is e-begging in it's finest.

He's capable of being an extreme piece of toxic shit, but in a strange contrast he's capable of being extremely generous and polite
So just like Boogie and that's not a compliment. No wonder Wingo still whiteknights for him.
 
I don't think he wants to travel just because it triggers his anxiety. Spending your whole life in the same room can be depressing, but for him it is part of his comfort zone.
I think his anxiety is what often is the cause. The anxiety causes him to eat, causes him not to go out of his comfort zone like you said. It's hard to make career changes in life, and it's even harder when you're almost 40 with zero life skills outside of being half decent at video games. I often think he expresses these future ideas because in his own head, it makes him feel he is achieving something. People do get dopamine talking about doing something rather than doing something, which is his biggest fault. If this was a betting thing I'd have him 10:1 odds of actually getting off Twitch/YT begging for money and finding a fulfilling career.
Things people say Richard will do:
- Quit streaming.
- Find a job.
- Lose weight.
- Stop lying.

Things that will actually happen:
- More begging, lying and manipulation.

Still surprised Twitch took so long to notice anything. He basically told "25 bucks in 20 minutes or I'll stop streaming", which is e-begging in it's finest.


So just like Boogie and that's not a compliment. No wonder Wingo still whiteknights for him.
I'm not up to date with everything with Richard, but Boogie seems VASTLY worse than him.
 
I'm not up to date with everything with Richard, but Boogie seems VASTLY worse than him.
They are barely different. Just compare the tangents they go about their trolls and how much they suffer. One has "nice guy" persona, other has "sad fat man, too pathetic for you to hate, but easy to pity". When both feel that they can get away with shit, they both act toxic. And both are manipulative and deceitful as fuck, which actually can be attributed to many landwhales. THe easiest excuse they can fall on is "I try to lose weight, but I can't, it's so hard, pity me".
 
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I think his anxiety is what often is the cause. The anxiety causes him to eat, causes him not to go out of his comfort zone like you said. It's hard to make career changes in life, and it's even harder when you're almost 40 with zero life skills outside of being half decent at video games. I often think he expresses these future ideas because in his own head, it makes him feel he is achieving something. People do get dopamine talking about doing something rather than doing something, which is his biggest fault. If this was a betting thing I'd have him 10:1 odds of actually getting off Twitch/YT begging for money and finding a fulfilling career.

I'm not up to date with everything with Richard, but Boogie seems VASTLY worse than him.

They are barely different. Just compare the tangents they go about their trolls and how much they suffer. One has "nice guy" persona, other has "sad fat man, too pathetic for you to hate, but easy to pity". When both feel that they can get away with shit, they both act toxic. And both are manipulative and deceitful as fuck, which actually can be attributed to many landwhales. THe easiest excuse they can fall on is "I try to lose weight, but I can't, it's so hard, pity me".
Boogie has a slight edge in shitbaggery because he actively seeks out victims to abuse, Wings is just shitty to people who happen to be around him at any given time. Though would he be on Boogie-level if he were mobile? Probably.

I do know I'm tired of grown men crying and whining about "muh anxiety", though. Particularly when it's used as a free pass to be an absolute cocksucker to everyone when they happen to be on top. PKA brought that up as well; the second he feels like he's King Shit again, he makes a point to let you know you're beneath him. His anxiety generates zero fucks from me.
 
I somehow doubt he will suddenly get the motivation to leave the internet even though it would be the best thing for him.

Yes he’s a piece of shit, that’s part of the reason he’s a great lolcow. The legion of autism that follows him around and swatted him etc are too.

Just enjoy the ride and let’s see how this pans out. My prediction is a return to YouTube a la DSP and more of the same.
 
im not giving wings any benefit of the doubt as to his character. He is a real piece of shit, he just knows how to put on a straight face (most of the time). He's a white guy that still says slurs, is a toxic gameplayer and blames his teamates, and is perpetually lazy and fat. don't fall for his pignosis about how tough streaming or making youtube videos. People talk about how awful wings' trolls are, and fairly so, especially the ones who fuck with him in real life...but people act like jordie is this completely innocent guy who just made a few mistakes in his past, instead of a guy who is still just as toxic as he was pre-surgery.
How much of a faggot do you have to be to find your way to the Kiwifarms but you get offended by slurs? Get over yourself mate.
 
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