Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[gooseberry-picker]

PPP is getting you fags to try and get something to happen cause he's out of content.

Gonna press X on this one, chief

 

[Snuckening]

Come on Joshua, enough of this girlish, coy, farting about; Either shit, or get off the can-

Either front up, in your fully-gunted glory like a man, or just ditch on the challenge, and move on. Because no-ones going to accept a still photo of an anonymous pair of socks as proof of anything, no matter how much you giggle and play hard-to-get.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Gonna press X on this one, chief

This isn't twitter.

 

[Null]

Come on Joshua, enough of this girlish, coy, farting about; Either shit, or get off the can-

Either front up, in your fully-gunted glory like a man, or just ditch on the challenge, and move on. Because no-ones going to accept a still photo of an anonymous pair of socks as proof of anything, no matter how much you giggle and play hard-to-get.

Okay. Then I won't post updates. I don't care. I'm satisfied with my weightloss and I don't need motivation. I wanted a friendly competition but this is turning really gay, really fast. You're not going to compel me to do something which has no benefit for me.

 

[instythot]

why are you so shook jewsh

Imagine not foreseeing this outcome when proposing an internet weight loss competition but refusing to do video. Imagine anyone thinking Josh is a mastermind of anything, let alone the world's foremost e-harassment ring after witnessing this top notch strategic thinking

 

[Crystal Golem]

This is like watching a bunch of girls try and get a date for their DUFF.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Okay. Then I won't post updates. I don't care. I'm satisfied with my weightloss and I don't need motivation. I wanted a friendly competition but this is turning really gay, really fast. You're not going to compel me to do something which has no benefit for me.

Stop being a little tease. We want that gunt, boi

 

[waffle]

PPP is getting you fags to try and get something to happen cause he's out of content. Problem is you numbskulls always blow it.
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If this is PPP's tactic his figures must be absolutely felted.

Schizo theory: Surfer's mom brings them groceries(not part of the skitzo theory this is confirmed) so PPP will never starve. But he regularly flubs his sales and exists entirely on commission so without his commission he is unable to afford drugs/booze and goes into a dopamine spiral until he can afford weed again. Ths is why there are big gaps in his upload schedule.

Nah, if anything like that happens it's probably: makes a bunch of sales >gets big money > pay all your bils and expenses for the month > spend the rest of your cash partying until it runs short > have to make a bunch of sales again.

That's pretty much how the life of like forty percent of salesmen goes.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Imagine not foreseeing this outcome when proposing an internet weight loss competition but refusing to do video. Imagine anyone thinking Josh is a mastermind of anything, let alone the world's foremost e-harassment ring after witnessing this top notch strategic thinking

But I want to believe! Jewsh don't let me down!

 

[big ups liquid richard]

After all the mukbongs PPP has given us, this is how you repay him?

 

[Martial Autist]

Okay. Then I won't post updates. I don't care. I'm satisfied with my weightloss and I don't need motivation. I wanted a friendly competition but this is turning really gay, really fast. You're not going to compel me to do something which has no benefit for me.

What else did you expect when you chose to have a 'friendly' competition with people who are somewhere between disliking and hating you? If you have any intention of having the competition, why not just record a fully clothed short video POV while speaking of you stepping on the scale. If you can't do that, just never mention the contest again.

 

[Null]

What else did you expect when you chose to have a 'friendly' competition with people who are somewhere between disliking and hating you? If you have any intention of having the competition, why not just record a fully clothed short video POV while speaking of you stepping on the scale. If you can't do that, just never mention the contest again.

OK. Not going to breach my privacy to win an Internet content. I wanted doctor's notes for a reason. Not my problem.

 

[Crystal Golem]

That's pretty much how the life of like forty percent of salesmen goes.

He's Shelley Levine.

 

[instythot]

What else did you expect when you chose to have a 'friendly' competition with people who are somewhere between disliking and hating you? If you have any intention of having the competition, why not just record a fully clothed short video POV while speaking of you stepping on the scale. If you can't do that, just never mention the contest again.

Sure, but doing the weigh in nude would probably keep the video off of the killstream and youtube

 

[waffle]

The big dawg is threatening to fire one up.

https://youtu.be/ItoOpL1kx2M

 

[chimpSculpture]

You're not going to compel me to do something which has no benefit for me.

How is a faster weight-loss not a benefit? How is entertainment for a website that revolves around entertainment not a benefit? You speak with mad logic.

 

[Null]

How is a faster weight-loss not a benefit? How is entertainment for a website that revolves around entertainment not a good thing. You speak with mad logic.

Taking pictures of myself does not expedite weight loss. Stop being retarded, or at least stop tagging me in your posts.

 

[NSA]

This has gone too far, stop forcing poor Janny Jewsh to cope & seethe. A weight loss competition where you never post any proof or before/after images is genius! Clearly posting such transformation images would be far too gay! Shut it down!

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP fans right now.

 

[Null]

This has gone too far, stop forcing poor Janny Jewsh to cope & seethe. A weight loss competition where you never post any proof or before/after images is genius! Clearly posting such transformation images would be far too gay! Shut it down!

Doctor's note to start, note to end. Most pounds lost wins. I would not trust any video of Ralph stepping on a scale. Those can be adjusted. That was the initial offer and I've not changed it since.