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Fupazilla said:
I do love the “My son Sander is” tik toks…
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MY SON SANDER IS...
...roaming his old college campus at 2 a.m., knocking on random doors to find that chick who gave him a pity handjob at a party a few years back.
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Sander's life is just sad. His siblings are all pursuing careers, with the exception of Jazz, and he's just making cringey tiktoks.

Actually, Jazz might be better off too. If he plays his cards right, he can have a career as some sort of trans activist or something. That still has better longevity than what Sander is doing.
 
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NerdShamer said:
You'll know that the body positivity crowd will tear him apart once he loses the weight...And for complaining just about anything that isn't about being single or transphobia.
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He's not going to lose the weight. He's headed for deathfat territory. Maybe he'll be able to get on my 600 life with his connections with TLC but I don't think he'll ever stop binge eating. It seems to be his coping mechanism.
 
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What most annoying for me in the "educational" tiktoks of Sander is his tone and the fakness. The other people in his videoes try to act a little and look natural, but he is always lecturing like a mother lecturing to her little kids or a teacher lecturing to the pupils, never even a little bit of trying to play and sound natrual. Always lecturing. It's pisses me off.
 
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evil anvil said:
What most annoying for me in the "educational" tiktoks of Sander is his tone and the fakness. The other people in his videoes try to act a little and look natural, but he is always lecturing like a mother lecturing to her little kids or a teacher lecturing to the pupils, never even a little bit of trying to play and sound natrual. Always lecturing. It's pisses me off.
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To me, it's the fact that he clearly spends time planning these and he spends as much time on this as a normal person spends on a hobby or a part-time job.

Isn't there a soup kitchen he can volunteer at? Stuffing goodie bags at the AIDS center? Walking shelter dogs? Python hunting? Something actually useful for someone other than himself?
 
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all4mom2 said:
Sander probably actually sincerely believes he's saving lives by correcting everyone's pronouns, having (also) been brainwashed...
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Someone on MSNBC (I know) called Liz Cheney "congressman" earlier.

Sander needs to get on that.

Meanwhile, I'm sure Liz Cheney is real busted up about it. T minus 41%.
 
Smellee Cat said:
Sander is talked about more than Jazz lately, put him in the prospering grounds. I’m sick of hearing about his shit when I could be reading about Jazz’s festering ditch crotch and counting down the days til sepsis. Rate me moti.
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Bitchtits McGee said:
Agreed. Thread needs more festering ditch crotch. 0/10
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Fine, fine, one last Sander for the road, though.

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Sander Jennings · 1d ago
What I want in my future girlfriend? 🙈 #singlelife #sanderis #hopelessromantic
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NoReturn said:
Fine, fine, one last Sander for the road, though.
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His qualifications are so nebulous as to be useless. He could have saved time by summarizing them as "breathing".

Also, he made a good call by making the first 5 seconds "This is what you'll see if we do it cowgirl." Filter out the ones with standards right at the start.

(And that ending.... Sander, even if your family wasn't fucked up, someone dating you isn't dating your family. No sane girl is gonna want to dine with Mommy and Daddy on the regular. Get a job, get a place, get a girl. IN THAT ORDER.)
 
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