Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[gooseberry-picker]

Not in a hurry.

but you have to win, jersh. You just have to, Jersh

 

[hot hot leg]

WE HAVE UPGRADED THE WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE TO A MMA FIGHT

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1420118074385223680

Let's have an MMA fight! Let's bet money on my actual height! Please, anything but weight loss! Anything!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The most important thing is that the weight loss contest is official and the true prize is mine. The three contestants will now engage in a series of petty bickering solely through their respective platforms. Deep gunt analysis will take place as analysis is done in MS paint to determine the fat levels of the available information.

I wish the very best of luck to all the contestants and whatever unverifiable numbers they produce.

 

[KingHarkinian]

Can Chaggot enter the weight loss competition as well? We have to make this more autistic than it already is.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

PPP will be hosting a stream on this at 3 pm cst.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

PPP will be hosting a stream on this at 3 pm cst.

im generally a ppp fan. but, him inviting himself into this competition is kinda cringe.

 

[MySonDavid]

im generally a ppp fan. but, him inviting himself into this competition is kinda cringe.

It's about ethics in gunt journalism.

 

[Nigella]

why cant josh just film the scale as he stands on it. lmao

 

[zyclonPD]

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content this week. The Blizzard lawsuit trash fire is more interesting than PPP weighing in on this internet slap fight.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Should have been a fitness challenge. I can see the gunt being spiteful/stupid enough to go on a meth binge for a few months and try to lose the weight that way.

 

[MySonDavid]

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content this week. The Blizzard lawsuit trash fire is more interesting than PPP weighing in on this internet slap fight.

Well thank fucking god, I was wondering what you thought was the most interesting topic of discussion this week.

 

[Fools Idol]

Assuming you guys lose weight, what will you do with the excess skin?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Assuming you guys lose weight, what will you do with the excess skin?

Cut it off and make lampshades

 

[Dona Morte]

Some activity music for Josh.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Assuming you guys lose weight, what will you do with the excess skin?

Josh is young enough that if he goes steady then he may get away with not too much loose skin. How old is PPP? He’s huge and has stretch marks but is tall so could probably shape up okay if he works at it. Ralph is fucked, all his weight is the alcoholic pot belly and he’s past 30 with absolutely grizzled skin.

 

[Wodanaz]

What a shame. It would have been really funny if Josh did that subway banana pepper video in the middle of this weight loss challenge. He could have made it into a (faceless) mukbang. Just ate the whole thing while talking about how delicious it was. Psychological warfare. Oh well, no content for dog killers.

 

[thismanlies]

Josh is young enough that if he goes steady then he may get away with not too much loose skin. How old is PPP? He’s huge and has stretch marks but is tall so could probably shape up okay if he works at it. Ralph is fucked, all his weight is the alcoholic pot belly and he’s past 30 with absolutely grizzled skin.

Even if he loses the weight, loses the booze, and by some miracle loses his Internet reputation, he’ll still have his gunt. At this point I have to believe that thing is a literal punishment from God.

 

[maguyver16]

@Null Chantal seems to have lost a decent amount of weight. Go find yourself an Egyptian man and go from there

 

[GC_Positive]

Josh you can't cuck out now

 

[Superman93]

@Null So uh, you gonna fight this fat fuck or what