Guntelegram & Discord - Documenting seething Reeethan's Telegram outbursts and Discord rages.

[Insanely Retarded]

This was the most interesting thing out of all the messages:

So the lonely housewife is finally getting to meet her internet crush (as horrifying as it is that Ralph is the person she seems to have a crush on)?
Was all the money she donated throughout the years expecting sexual favors in return? Or is Ralph so desperate for a threeway that she is willing to do it with this deranged married woman?

Will Ralph's end come not by his own retarded doing but by a jealous Detroit husband that was driven over the edge when his wife was gunted?

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

He's literally exhausted from Raping the Hot Pocket

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He's literally exhausted from Raping the Hot Pocket

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As the second hot pocket in the box, I can confirm he's just ruined that hot pocket. It's less of a pocket and more of a fistfull of goop and shitty pastry.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

As the second hot pocket in the box, I can confirm he's just ruined that hot pocket. It's less of a pocket and more of a fistfull of goop and shitty pastry.

I doubt that. The only thing Ralph's babydick is capable of ruining is a teenage girl's life.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph is literally reading the chat right now.



Literally Lurking in Chat a place he talks so much shit about :

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I doubt that. The only thing Ralph's babydick is capable of ruining is a teenage girl's life.

Have you ever seen a toddler having a freakout? It was kinda like that but grumbling that the hot pocket is too fat to take his dick.

 

[SimoHayha]

Lol @ the commenter mixing up Josh and Frederick.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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You sit there for three fucking hours. What a fucking queen. It really, really shows he's never had a real job or any actual responsibility/consquences in his life.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Is he going back to prison then, since that's how he lost it the one and only time he's ever managed to shed the pounds.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

It's cute he assumed Null would give in as soon as he did. Poor beached Ralph has to actually make an effort in his life.

Will this be as long as a normal Deathfat cycle? I'm betting he drops in within two weeks, never to mention it again. Kinda like Ade.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph delaying his show today because of Josh's show.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph delaying his show today because of Josh's show.

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When the dentist got a whiff of the gunt he had him go somewhere else

 

[Puck]

Ralph delaying his show today because of Josh's show.

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Has Ralph's "morning show" ever started before noon?

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Has Ralph's "morning show" ever started before noon?

To be fair I believe he has had some shows start before noon, Like maybe one or two but I haven't been able to tune in or I just don't want to tune in. Unless someone on that chat say Ralph is sperging out I'll tune in and make a few clips.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Josh btfo

 

[GL09]

For once i agree with the gunt guard it is pretty shameful.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

No Stream this morning too much Chris Chan shit

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

No Stream this morning too much Chris Chan shit

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>Big Bloodsports
>Beardson vs. Random Wignat

Pick one, Ralph !! Also it doesn't take long to type and mail a letter, Ralph