Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I'm pretty sure Dax's pedo shit is just him being contrarian so his critics talk about that instead of Jamie Lynn Hughes. Vito though? I'm starting to get concerned. Edgy jokesters don't usually brag about having access to young children near their house, something like that should be treated kinda seriously imo
Dax is so invested in his edgelord identity that I could see him touching a kid (like the Pomona teenager he supposedly met on a dating app) and telling himself it’s all part of being Chad the next-level ~intellectual~ homecoming king. Or just telling himself “What’s the big deal? She was there consensually, she wanted some Chad! Only Karen Farms would clutch pearls about kid fucking.” He wouldn’t even split hairs about age boundaries.

Vito is a stereotypical virgin neckbeard who’s never even kissed a girl, his constant “joking” about touching kids isn’t throwing anyone but the most innocent off the trail. He’s gross.
 
Idk why anyone thinks he actually likes children. It’s definitely a joke but it’s gotten way weird. I find a lot of retarded/ironic comedy to be funny but to just keep calling yourself a pedo as a joke is about as funny as saying nigger over and over again. Funny once but not after the 100th time.


I listen to the main show regularly and I actually like Vito on the reboot, but they are too agreeable for it to grow. Dick needs a more contentious cohost but his reputation online would turn away any other Maddox-like retard from cohosting. Another big problem (ha) is that dick and Vito’s comedy does NOT translate well to text form and that’s why they put off so many people on Twitter and Reddit.
  • Dick himself most likely doesn't actually wanna fuck children, and he never implied that he ever did throughout the entirety of BPitU or TDS before Cuties. The closest we have is him getting really weirdly pushy about having MintSalad on, and getting offended that the audience didn't like her. She was 19 at the time - legal, but still far too young for a guy in his late 30s at the time. Half your age plus seven, man. Plus, he's outright mentioned that jokes about doing horrible shit to children are A-OK in LA, while just about anything else isn't. But it's still fun to rip on him for his retarded never letting go of Cuties, and how he just can't take the L.
  • Vito is very, very deep into pedo defense on Twitter, well past the point of "methinks he doth protest too much". He's a thin-skinned soyboy who loves all the things your average Reddit soyboy would like, he's an LA comedian, and he tirelessly spends hours and hours promoting....
  • MrGirl, who made it a whole schtick to deadpan talk about how much he's a pedophile, dressed up as a joke. That guy's creepy enough to get his own thread, which points out how he's been a sexpest disguised as art for some time, and is almost certainly the real deal.
If there's one thing that's for sure, it's that LA has a distinct, foreign enough culture to where they just can't seem to understand that pedo shit is really, really, really offputting to the rest of the world. It's like those Muslim families where the dad gets arrested for honor killing his daughter after she sleeps with someone, and then acts baffled because that's what he grew up hearing was the right thing to do back in Assbackwardsistan.
 
If there's one thing that's for sure, it's that LA has a distinct, foreign enough culture to where they just can't seem to understand that pedo shit is really, really, really offputting to the rest of the world. It's like those Muslim families where the dad gets arrested for honor killing his daughter after she sleeps with someone, and then acts baffled because that's what he grew up hearing was the right thing to do back in Assbackwardsistan.
LA is a degenerate cesspit where anything goes as long as you’re rich enough and (((connected))) enough. You could say the same for any place but LA has the fantasy that ~anyone~ can make it, which means you get a lot of naive rubes, predators to take advantage of it, and people who tried and failed but still stick around. All of that swirls together into the shithole it is now and it’s why Maddax will never leave Los Angeles.
 
Lol at the idea that Dax is plugged into any LA “scene,” in entertainment or otherwise. He’s 100% the guy who orders drug and alcohol deliveries to his house and consumes them alone or with his gf and a few friends. When was he pictured at any Hollywood events or any events besides ones he produces himself? He could be just as degenerate in Sheboygan as he is in the ghetto part of LA he inhabits. Believing he’s got some “network” of contacts is giving him way too much credit. LA isn’t the problem, his ego is.
 
Vito though? I'm starting to get concerned. Edgy jokesters don't usually brag about having access to young children near their house, something like that should be treated kinda seriously imo
Vito and Ralph seem to be on the same trajectory, in that they're fat unsuccessful weirdos latching onto, and desperately trying to replicate, the success of people they think are cool. Ralph with Dick, Vito with that sewer-rat cuties guy. Neither realise that they're not people to aspire to - Dick is embarrassing and cuties guy would be lynched in most parts of the world outside LA.

It's especially weird and sad given that Ralph and Vito are grown-ass men in their mid thirties.
 
lmao this bloke released a phone app called The Sean Show for people to listen to the show. Anybody know if it’s podcasting 2.0 compatible?
I wanted to find out how many people downloaded it. But now it's gone from the Google Play Store, at least for me.
What was this shit for anyways?
 
Dick himself most likely doesn't actually wanna fuck children, and he never implied that he ever did throughout the entirety of BPitU or TDS before Cuties. The closest we have is him getting really weirdly pushy about having MintSalad on, and getting offended that the audience didn't like her
I have to respectfully disagree. If you notice the trend with Dax, he makes jokes in the open about stuff he really feels or does and passes it off as a joke while seeming to get a weird sense of pleasure that he is being completely transparent to peoples faces and they still don't get it cause they think it's a joke. Examples being the furry stuff, the sucking a dick if it were big enough, many of the BPITU problems that seemed oddly specific when it came to pointing out issues he had with other comedians or people in their circle, or most of all how MABTW is a joke, but not a joke, but is a joke, but he means it, but he's just kidding.

Do I think Dax is a baby rapist? Probably not but wouldn't be surprised. Do I think Dax would hang out around highschools and middleschools if he legally could? Yes. I'm sure he has broken statutory rape laws before but unlike Ralph Dax is smart enough to cover his tracks a little better.

Also as far as his lack of Pedo support during BPitU, the one thing that got over looked was Maddox did serve as a tard wrangler of sorts even if it was in being the retarded one than Dax could play contrarian off of. If you look at a lot of the issues they had with the show, it's clear Dax wanted to push towards the fans doing more of the work for free so he didn't have to do anything with zero quality control (why do you think every musician on TDS is a shitty parody artist who cranks out new garbage every week with only a hand full of grifting exceptions). Maddox was super quality focused and micromanages like a call center manager always seeking the negative and trying to improve especially since he was the star power. Dax's resentment of being under a boss's thumb lead to good comedy in the same way the funny guy at work making fun of new policy and team meetings is funny.
Maddox was quality control, and while he fell into some dumb traps like believing in think peices that say we should be nicer to pedophiles in sentencing because they can't help it.... Maddox never outright accepted pedos and stated that it was wrong and when pedos were part of his product (Tito the "Bad Hombre" and David Clegg) Maddox was fast to cut ties as soon as he learned about it. Dax is still defending Digi, loli, cuties and admitted pedos while trying to be BFF's with people who are smart enough to skirt around the laws (onision) and rail under 18 pussy.

So here is something to make you all think...
- Dax actively tries to befriend and book known zoo sadist Kero the wolf
- Dax gets the pupper
- Ralph and Dax are close friends partially because they are very similar in personality
- Stories of Ralph killing a dog in 1993 of a classmate as well as asphixating dogs in an oven come out
- Ralph admits to these stories but much like Dax spins things to make himself look cool, Ralph spins the story to make himself look innocent saying the dog hung it's self off the back of a kitchen chair and the puppies that died in the oven were put in the oven to stay warm and his dad did it and his daddy is a hero and saved those dogs lives (but they still died? lol!)
- Most likely Ralph is a low IQ psychopath and Dax is a higher IQ psychopath (he admits to being a psychopath).
- Ralph is going to California soon to fight the court case and given how cheap Ralph is will most likely stay at the Barbie dream mansion.
- Ralph is unhinged and unstable ATM. If Dax decides to take swipes at him or have sex with Pantsu (who has openly admitted if Dax wants to have sex with her, she will say yes) what do you think the likelyhood of the Gunt letting it go vs. killing the pupper is going to be.
- Even more over, Dax who has admitted he hates dogs and seems to of gotten bored of using the pupper as a prop.
- Dax loves manipulating people to do his dirty work. He also has no real loyalty despite pretending he does.
- What do you think the likelyhood of Dax purposely sabataging the relationship of the sinking ship that is Ralph will be to try and get Ralph to "take care" of the pupper problem?
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- What do you think the likelyhood of Dax purposely sabataging the relationship of the sinking ship that is Ralph will be to try and get Ralph to "take care" of the pupper problem?
You had me up to here. Dax can barely think enough to hide coke, you think he's capable of 4D chess to kill his dog?
 
Vito had another pro-pedo twitter shitfit last night, and I find this tweet VERY interesting. During an argument about whether or not "softcore" pizza exists, he outright brags that he lives next to a preschool. Very hmmmmm
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Nearly a week later and Vito still has no likes or retweets to his le edgy xD meme tweets; why would a grown man who exposes his IRL identity online joke about this shit, especially if people are starting to worry about his potential wish to commit a sex crime and aren't giving him any clout in the form of likes/retweets.

I just don't get why lolcows make fools of themselves on Twitter; at least on something like Youtube they are getting clicks (and thus potential revenue). Twitter is just a self-snitching platform where everyone starts to hate their very existent for sprouting stupid shit and the authorities can build a future case against them if they do indeed wish to commit the very crimes they've joked about. No one will ever pay them for acting like tards in their tweets. See also Boogie2988, who not only expresses little to no remorse on Twitter about almost slaying Frank Hassle but wishes he actually had shot him.
 
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You had me up to here. Dax can barely think enough to hide coke, you think he's capable of 4D chess to kill his dog?
He got Marie to put down her own cat that he hated because it was a gift from her ex boyfriend using Peach being scratched as the excuse.
Another thing (just like how she fucks other guys behind Pats back, she had sex with Kian, questions about what her Japanese modeling portfolio, etc.) Peach suddenly gets quiet about when brought up rather than being sassy shit stirrer who sicks her personal army on others.

And I get why, if she sent her simp army to defend a true claim and even one of those simps digs deeper only to find its true it spreads amongst the simps like wildfire and they turn on you.

I don't think of this as 4D chess, I think of it as chaotic opportunity and Dax as an opportunist. Dax sure as fuck didn't 4D chess any of the circumstances leading to a powder keg situation like that, but if he has an opportunity to solve something he wants he doesn't have the impulse control to stop himself and loves pushing boundaries as far as he can until it blows in his face.
But yeah, nothing will probably happen other than more flexing to austistic virgin contest participants that he is super cool and chad and so is Ralph.
 
I have to respectfully disagree. If you notice the trend with Dax, he makes jokes in the open about stuff he really feels or does and passes it off as a joke while seeming to get a weird sense of pleasure that he is being completely transparent to peoples faces and they still don't get it cause they think it's a joke. Examples being the furry stuff, the sucking a dick if it were big enough, many of the BPITU problems that seemed oddly specific when it came to pointing out issues he had with other comedians or people in their circle, or most of all how MABTW is a joke, but not a joke, but is a joke, but he means it, but he's just kidding.

Do I think Dax is a baby rapist? Probably not but wouldn't be surprised. Do I think Dax would hang out around highschools and middleschools if he legally could? Yes. I'm sure he has broken statutory rape laws before but unlike Ralph Dax is smart enough to cover his tracks a little better.

Also as far as his lack of Pedo support during BPitU, the one thing that got over looked was Maddox did serve as a tard wrangler of sorts even if it was in being the retarded one than Dax could play contrarian off of. If you look at a lot of the issues they had with the show, it's clear Dax wanted to push towards the fans doing more of the work for free so he didn't have to do anything with zero quality control (why do you think every musician on TDS is a shitty parody artist who cranks out new garbage every week with only a hand full of grifting exceptions). Maddox was super quality focused and micromanages like a call center manager always seeking the negative and trying to improve especially since he was the star power. Dax's resentment of being under a boss's thumb lead to good comedy in the same way the funny guy at work making fun of new policy and team meetings is funny.
Maddox was quality control, and while he fell into some dumb traps like believing in think peices that say we should be nicer to pedophiles in sentencing because they can't help it.... Maddox never outright accepted pedos and stated that it was wrong and when pedos were part of his product (Tito the "Bad Hombre" and David Clegg) Maddox was fast to cut ties as soon as he learned about it. Dax is still defending Digi, loli, cuties and admitted pedos while trying to be BFF's with people who are smart enough to skirt around the laws (onision) and rail under 18 pussy.

So here is something to make you all think...
- Dax actively tries to befriend and book known zoo sadist Kero the wolf
- Dax gets the pupper
- Ralph and Dax are close friends partially because they are very similar in personality
- Stories of Ralph killing a dog in 1993 of a classmate as well as asphixating dogs in an oven come out
- Ralph admits to these stories but much like Dax spins things to make himself look cool, Ralph spins the story to make himself look innocent saying the dog hung it's self off the back of a kitchen chair and the puppies that died in the oven were put in the oven to stay warm and his dad did it and his daddy is a hero and saved those dogs lives (but they still died? lol!)
- Most likely Ralph is a low IQ psychopath and Dax is a higher IQ psychopath (he admits to being a psychopath).
- Ralph is going to California soon to fight the court case and given how cheap Ralph is will most likely stay at the Barbie dream mansion.
- Ralph is unhinged and unstable ATM. If Dax decides to take swipes at him or have sex with Pantsu (who has openly admitted if Dax wants to have sex with her, she will say yes) what do you think the likelyhood of the Gunt letting it go vs. killing the pupper is going to be.
- Even more over, Dax who has admitted he hates dogs and seems to of gotten bored of using the pupper as a prop.
- Dax loves manipulating people to do his dirty work. He also has no real loyalty despite pretending he does.
- What do you think the likelyhood of Dax purposely sabataging the relationship of the sinking ship that is Ralph will be to try and get Ralph to "take care" of the pupper problem?
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I support your DogDiddlerDax seeking his dog hitman friends aid theory, except raising the dog as a future sacrifice and gift to sate Ralph's canine-bloodlust and ensure further loyalty is my addendum
I also agree that Dax quotes Matthew McHauneghy's Dazed & Confused scene whenever shitfaced, and definitely envies Epstein's operation
 
I wanted to find out how many people downloaded it. But now it's gone from the Google Play Store, at least for me.
What was this shit for anyways?
LOL. It’s already gone from the Apple Store.

I failed as a farmer because I forgot my ABA (Always Be Archiving). I saw screenshots on the AppStore listing (didn’t download in case it was somehow spyware). It looked like a shitty (i.e. not clean graphics) podcast player preloaded to only play TDS. Had some segment for contacting TDS, maybe had art/music section I can’t remember.

My guess is it got pulled for some mundane violation such as code copyright violation or being too shit and not meeting some standard. It was listed under his name though so maybe that got it knocked out. Honestly, I think it wasn’t a horrible idea. If it wasn’t Podcasting 2.0 just more evidence he’s a grifter.
 
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