Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.3%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 10.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 11.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 34 13.0%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.4%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 126 48.3%
  • Total voters
    261
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Ace Attorney thing tonight i guess

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Here's an idea Chibi, how bout finding clothes for a going on 32 year old man? Maybe a button up shirt? Some chinos?
Nah just wear more faggy clothes as you desperately try to cling to things that used to make you happy.

From the comments, the gay fashion signal sent up and ignored by all tagged:
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Someone brought up the irony of his recent tweet about not having an identity of his own, his response:

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Chibi is a pretty important person. If you ever wanted to figure out how to be a normal human being and find a partner in life, be sure to read his posts and do the complete opposite. I've already managed to get into a relationship and this same person wound up being really into fashion and bought me a fancy beard trimmer for my birthday.

Needless to say I have Chibi to thank because now I'm not a complete sperg baby faggot. I'm just a normal sperg.
 
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He can literally just go to JC Penney's or Macy's and have a clerk help him. Hell, he can go look at dressed mannequins and that'd work- even the most autistic retard can look at a dressed mannequin and imagine that outfit on themselves. It's not only not hard, but also clothing is geared toward nostalgia more ever than before. You can get dress shirts and ties with cartoons and video games on them at any store.
 
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What the actual fuck is "Cute clothes", you're an adult male. Liking pokemon and being born in the 90s has nothing at all to do with clothing.
Go buy some Levi jeans and a few plain shirts without memes of video games on them and you will be dressed like 70% of the population.
 
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Skimmed through Chibi's Ace Attorney VOD today and he kinda scammed the last few fans he actually has. Said he's gonna do a Phoenix Wright cosplay at 10 subs, Edgeworth at 20 subs and Maya Fey at 25 subs. He got like 5 subs and then some dude gifted 20 subs because he really wanted to see Chibi dressed as a woman so he went afk to get dressed up but just returns as Phoenix Wright and says he does not own the Maya cosplay yet and he would still have to buy it, same with the Edgeworth. At no point before that did he say he does not own them yet and acted as if he was always ready to change into them if they hit those sub goals. He better keep his word but he never did his tranny stream for charity either so it's doubtful he will actually dress like a girl on stream.
 
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So our special boy's latest stream contains another fine Chibi™ Moment. We saw that he recently shaved, but of course chibi doesn't know how to use a razor (as evidenced by the classic shaving video) so how could this have worked?. With new closeups of his face from the stream, we can see the damage is not merely limited to the patchy stubble visible in the selfies; he has managed to give himself a facial hair JUST:
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Somebody asked what the "sores" on his face were and he replied "uhhh....just acne".
Now, the cuts on his cheek and lip are one thing, but how does one get shaving cuts on their forehead? By poorly shaving a unibrow.
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What in God's name did he do his right eyebrow?

 
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Helmut A Ebne said:
So our special boy's latest stream contains another fine Chibi™ Moment. We saw that he recently shaved, but of course chibi doesn't know how to use a razor (as evidenced by the classic shaving video) so how could this have worked?. With new closeups of his face from the stream, we can see the damage is not merely limited to the patchy stubble visible in the selfies; he has managed to give himself a facial hair JUST:
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Somebody asked what the "sores" on his face were and he replied "uhhh....just acne".
Now, the cuts on his cheek and lip are one thing, but how does one get shaving cuts on their forehead? By poorly shaving a unibrow.
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What in God's name did he do his right eyebrow?

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Boy is actually fucking retarded. My god.
 
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Sweetheart said:
Skimmed through Chibi's Ace Attorney VOD today and he kinda scammed the last few fans he actually has. Said he's gonna do a Phoenix Wright cosplay at 10 subs, Edgeworth at 20 subs and Maya Fey at 25 subs. He got like 5 subs and then some dude gifted 20 subs because he really wanted to see Chibi dressed as a woman so he went afk to get dressed up but just returns as Phoenix Wright and says he does not own the Maya cosplay yet and he would still have to buy it, same with the Edgeworth. At no point before that did he say he does not own them yet and acted as if he was always ready to change into them if they hit those sub goals. He better keep his word but he never did his tranny stream for charity either so it's doubtful he will actually dress like a girl on stream.
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The way he says it implies they were foolish for expecting him to actually have it, too (tbf it is foolish to expect chibi to follow through on his word or plan things in advance).


Edit: to be fair again, the Maya cosplay seems to be something that was suggested mid-stream as a potential future cosplay, however the Edgeworth cosplay was definitely advertised in advance and promised as something that would happen on command.
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Helmut A Ebne said:
So our special boy's latest stream contains another fine Chibi™ Moment. We saw that he recently shaved, but of course chibi doesn't know how to use a razor (as evidenced by the classic shaving video) so how could this have worked?. With new closeups of his face from the stream, we can see the damage is not merely limited to the patchy stubble visible in the selfies; he has managed to give himself a facial hair JUST:
View attachment 2388996
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Somebody asked what the "sores" on his face were and he replied "uhhh....just acne".
Now, the cuts on his cheek and lip are one thing, but how does one get shaving cuts on their forehead? By poorly shaving a unibrow.
Before:
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After:
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What in God's name did he do his right eyebrow?

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How can someone even manage cutting their eye brows? It's really just one swoop.
 
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