so I’m bored. Here’s what happened in 590 pages of this thread.
—it got created because null locked the original Byuu one
—it moved at a mile a minute because Twitter immediately had an autism like meltdown… hence the title
—everybody kept debating whether he’s dead or not (he’s not btw, I’d like to get that on Twitter, hector!)
—people on Twitter tried to dig up shit like william Atchison/
@FuckYou, Julie Terryberry, and made petitions
—we get DDOS’d for a little bit. Was actually sorta funny how much money that guy had to pay to not even keep the site down lmao, hope he enjoys never getting it back
—we get back up and Twitter starts crying about it, trying to continue to CancelKiwifarms once and for all, as if we are the regime of injustice 2 and they are the insurgency (though tbh I see it the other way around, but that’s just my inner faggot vision)
—somebody manages to translate the pills in Byuu’s “Suicide note”, revealing it to be Lexapro, Guanfacine, and general painkillers/prescription meds (that have a very low chance of killing you)
—Wayne Beckett, the secondary antagonist of this thread (why am I calling him that?) comes in and starts being the blackest nigger in the room
—people start digging into who Wayne Beckett actually is and find out he’s got some history, and may actually be Byuu himself
—Null loses dreamhost and everybody thinks this is a win (but we still going strong lmfao)
—investigative
nigger trannies journalists try to dig up some stuff. To which we made the best reply combining our kiwi powers together
—Wayne Beckett is back for revenge, posting a $5-$10 urn with Byuu’s name and date of birth on it, to which nobody believes this (and we still don’t)
—Hector Martin is back, though has been for a while, and is now milking this to absolute fuck, while we’re clowning his nigger faggot kike sandnigger ass to hell. (Damn, that’s a lot of racial slurs)
howd I do, kiwis, did I miss anything?