Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Stanley Tit]

Kids, the lesson here is simple. Don’t let your opponent unbalance you.

Spoiler: Warning- Very Gay

Josh and PPP obviously have a great deal of respect for each other. If this was really about the competition than none of the stipulations would matter. Most competitions operate on the honor system, but this is about their relationship.

Their boylationship was founded mutual respect and admiration. When either one of them implied that the other was untrustworthy, it hurt them. They were genuinely surprised that their counterpart would think so little of them.

These two grown men loved each other so much that this minor disagreement sent them both spiraling. That’s more entertaining then a competition ever would be. Thank you!

I've heard PPP explicitly say he isn't Null's friend several times over the last year. I've also heard him grumble before that Mad at the Internet is about gawking at fat chicks.

He's wanted to pick this fight for some time. He is avenging the honor of his plus-sized sisters.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

"I showed you my Gunt now show me your outline"

 

[American Bullfrog]

I've heard PPP explicitly say he isn't Null's friend several times over the last year. I've also heard him grumble before that Mad at the Internet is about gawking at fat chicks.

He's wanted to pick this fight for some time. He is avenging the honor of his plus-sized sisters.

If they’re not friends then why is he so hurt?

This fight is personal for some heterosexual reason.

 

[Stanley Tit]

If they’re not friends then why is he so hurt?

This fight is personal for some heterosexual reason.

He seems to genuinely want to lose weight. Maybe he thinks he needs some berserk e-drama to motivate him, so he's inflating the perceived slights (such as Null alluding to the butthole incident).

 

[Crystal Golem]

If they’re not friends then why is he so hurt?

This fight is personal for some heterosexual reason.

Dude he tried this same shit earlier this year but he and the capos flubbed it. he's been wanting to go after Josh for a while cause all his current content is extremely stale.

 

[instythot]

If they’re not friends then why is he so hurt?

This fight is personal for some heterosexual reason.

One might say that Ashton is simply bored out of his mind, stuck in Canada's most extreme lockdown with RJ all day, every day.

Another might say that it stems from the most overtly subtextual sexual tension since pro wrestling was invented

 

[LaurenLauren]

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I'm starting to think alogging you guys might be funner than alogging PPP himself.

Wait, you were alogging PPP?

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

He doesn't want to change your mind on the Ashton question, he wants to make you mad. Christ, for a place with a reputation as a den of trolls...

See i want to believe that but Crystal seems like hes genuinely mad at the internet and is hiding it behind a thin veneer of irony, its kind of sad. He was funny in the Ralph threads.

 

[Crystal Golem]

See i want to believe that but Crystal seems like hes genuinely mad at the internet and is hiding it behind a thin veneer of irony, its kind of sad. He was funny in the Ralph threads.

People in this thread seem to have a consistent problem taking their butthurt to profile posts and DMs. But of course I am the mad one for bringing a little creativity and talent to this dull circle jerk.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I've heard PPP explicitly say he isn't Null's friend several times over the last year. I've also heard him grumble before that Mad at the Internet is about gawking at fat chicks.

He's wanted to pick this fight for some time. He is avenging the honor of his plus-sized sisters.

I thought Pey Pey Pey only had his fat brother?

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

If they’re not friends then why is he so hurt?

This fight is personal for some heterosexual reason.

I mean this is just game as usual. If you as king troll expose a flank of juicy gunt flesh then people are gonna bite. If it wasn't Josh it would be some other sucker.

 

[American Bullfrog]

One might say that Ashton is simply bored out of his mind, stuck in Canada's most extreme lockdown with RJ all day, every day.

Another might say that it stems from the most overtly subtextual sexual tension since pro wrestling was invented

Dude he tried this same shit earlier this year but he and the capos flubbed it. he's been wanting to go after Josh for a while cause all his current content is extremely stale.

It’s hard to realize that BOTH your favorite Fat Internet Men are sensitive bois that have big feels.

This whole situation is a retread. First with Daddy Jim and now with Josh. Josh should be able to relate because he had the experience with McAfee, but he is too personally invested in Ashton.

This beef will be stale because it will just fizzle out, unless we all realize the root cause of this: love.

Friends, Countrymen, Kiwis, St. Surfer once said that bullying can be a constructive act. Why not encourage what they truly want? Why not let them love?


With enough counseling we can get through this even if they can’t.

 

[Crystal Golem]

We need to realize that Ashton's obesity is really the result of depression from his injury that he never really dealt with. Without some serious counseling he will only sink further into his obese state.

 

[American Bullfrog]

We need to realize that Ashton's obesity is really the result of depression from his injury that he never really dealt with. Without some serious counseling he will only sink further into his obese state.

Obesity is unused love.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Obesity is unused love.

Please, PPP seek help for your woman broke brain that causes you to comfort eat crippling depression and work on yourself buddy. You are too great a mind to be wasted on these trivial tasks.

You can make it back to the ministry someday dude. God does still love you even though you are fat.

 

[American Bullfrog]

@Null if you are open to reconciliation, please consider humming the tune to “Escape” by Rupert Holmes in your next video.

PPP, sing the chorus of “Just as I Am” if you feel the same.

No one has to be wrong. No one has to concede. We can just be.

Won’t you be with us?

If YOU support them reply with “BE.”

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Spoiler: Autistically-verbose but hopefully reasonable take on the gay e-drama

To be fair this is Josh's fault as much as I dislike PPP. It's pretty obvious that PPP never intends on friendly-anything, and prefers to create hostility and drama. Josh should have already known this, so it was really odd that he agreed to this challenge without expecting PPP to try and knock him down a peg. Josh is, despite his cringy past, much like Ethan Ralph had been for years. Just like how you couldn't abort the retort, you couldn't cull the null. I think PPP is trying to portray null as a cowardly lolcow with a big gunt to bring him down to the same level of respectability as the many people who have threads on here. Josh fell for it hook, line, and sinker. This is coming from a PPP a-log and a Jersh respecter.
Sorry deer liter n00l, but I think the only way out is to fully commit to the challenge to satiate what I see as the forum's desire for a Jersh self-debasement arc or completely ignore PPP and starve him (and many KF users who like his middle school thespian reject drama) of the content he so desperately needs to keep his mediocre channel relevant. I like the latter because Josh will keep more of his dignity and PPP will lose content for his shitty channel.

 

[Absurdity]

If Ashton actually loses more than 10% of his weight I'll be very disappointed. He will lose his PPP-ness (say that sentence out loud and in public). I don't think he realizes how much he will need to reinvent himself as a lesser ppp. Otherwise I think this is the perfect arc for him and honestly I hated the long drawn out truce period with Ralphalfa. He should make a big show, lose absolutely zero kilos, bask in the glow of being BGOC and shame Josh for wanting to lose his. Then without calling attention to it actually lose the weight almost completely unnoticeable (safely) over time and not make a reality show weight loss series out of it.

But now since the guntlet has been thrown and the gunts are locked and loaded I don't know if there is time to change gunts in midstream... or something.

 

[Fools Idol]

It's pretty obvious that PPP never intends on friendly-anything, and prefers to create hostility and drama

You are reading too much hostility into PPP actions. PPP is just a troll. thats it. Sometimes that manifests as aloging some retard, other times it's a snide remark made to a friend. I think the reason that a lot of people come to the same conclusion as you is because PPP and Godwinson for that matter, like to poke a persons sore points regardless of who they are. If you show them it bothers you then they will poke harder.

It's hard to know what's kayfabe and where the showman ends and the real guy starts, but PPP honestly seems like a pretty chill person behind the camera. I doubt he's the shouty drama obsessed retard he makes himself out to be.

tl;dr: Are you not entertained?

 

[Aldeland]

@Null You should just take the photos of the scale and do the weight loss thing on your own time, no competition. It might not be as fun, but dabbing on Ralph every time you post a picture with progress is it's own reward (that and the health benefits).