Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Chan the Wizard]

On some level, I always ask myself “is Jake really this naive of social situations?”
And then I remember what he showed up in to his cousin’s wedding and remember he really is that retarded.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Didn't he say that there's only four people in the games industry that he would trust, not to molest him or be transphobic or some such shit...?

Okay, so what I want to know is, which side of the list is miyamoto on? Does Jake think that miyamoto wants his luscious woman body? Or is miyamoto safe?

What about Akira yamayoka? Does Jake think that the guy who writes all the incredible silent Hill music wants to fuck his fat ass? Or wants to call him a tranny or something?

I mean, what I'm getting at is that this sort of "everybody in an industry does x " really misrepresents the size of an industry. I'm just picking a few big names out of a hat, and it's already patently ridiculous.

But again, Jake can scream this sort of insanity into the void, because he's surrounded by a safe space, carefully curated as such, and a void. My god, you can't even reply to Jake without him getting upset. Not unless you're just giving him ass pats and telling him how right he is.

It actually kind of reminds me of Brianna wu, who used to say that she knew every woman in the games industry, from her home in suburban Boston, I mean, it's a statement that's obviously false on its face, before you even enter into a logical dissection of the concept.

I think the world as a whole has become far too tolerant of obvious bullshit.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Didn't he say that there's only four people in the games industry that he would trust, not to molest him or be transphobic or some such shit...?

Okay, so what I want to know is, which side of the list is miyamoto on? Does Jake think that miyamoto wants his luscious woman body? Or is miyamoto safe?

What about Akira yamayoka? Does Jake think that the guy who writes all the incredible silent Hill music wants to fuck his fat ass? Or wants to call him a tranny or something?

I mean, what I'm getting at is that this sort of "everybody in an industry does x " really misrepresents the size of an industry. I'm just picking a few big names out of a hat, and it's already patently ridiculous.

But again, Jake can scream this sort of insanity into the void, because he's surrounded by a safe space, carefully curated as such, and a void. My god, you can't even reply to Jake without him getting upset. Not unless you're just giving him ass pats and telling him how right he is.

It actually kind of reminds me of Brianna wu, who used to say that she knew every woman in the games industry, from her home in suburban Boston, I mean, it's a statement that's obviously false on its face, before you even enter into a logical dissection of the concept.

I think the world as a whole has become far too tolerant of obvious bullshit.

Jake hasn't worked in the industry (any industry) enough to really understand how many people are involved in it. He sees headlines about nameless employees behaving badly and sometimes a named higher-up gets crucified (justly or otherwise). He's only used to seeing these higher-ups as named, actual, living people -- the rest don't matter.

What's kind of hilarious about this is that he's necessarily putting himself on that "higher-up" level. Like he'd be working directly with and for CEOs and founders if only someone would pass his resume along, already. Not only has he not spent enough time working in the industry to make it to that high level, he hasn't worked enough to understand that this higher level even exists. As though entry-level designers (or journalists, as the fancy strikes him) work with the big bosses from day one and aren't relegated to whatever working group under fifteen layers of middle-management until and unless they prove their brilliance/put in their time. Indie studios? Small startups? Never heard of them. Not one of the Four Names of Safety work there.

He wrote for Paizo, guys. He's pretty much the David Bowie of gaming. By his age, he should be in a middling-to-high position in some company, so he somehow imagines that he's actually competent at that level.

It's a trait he shares with Russell "There's No Law That Says I Have to Work My Way Up" Greer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What even is his point as far as sperging about not being invited to some after party? That he should have been invited so he could sit in the corner and stuff his face with food and be antisocial? Cause like what else would he have done (if he actually showed up in the first place which is questionable)?

'Exclusionary', in the way that Jake and types like him use it, is a weasel word. Nobody is entitled to be a part of whatever group they want if they're not welcome. Jake, an almost 40yo man, can't understand this. What a world

His Puritanism is so transparent. He’s asexual because he can’t get laid. He thinks people shouldn’t mix business and pleasure because he never gets invited to parties. He’s contemptuous of “drunks” because he’s never socialised with a drink or two.

He wasn’t invited to that party because in 2017, a pronoun badge was the full extent of his transition. He looked like a bad joke about trans women.

Plus I imagine he’s very boring IRL.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I think he's never been to a bar. And he thinks strip clubs and bars are sort-of-almost the same thing as one another. He doesn't see anything weird about the idea that "strip clubs" are where industry people are making all the deals.

Jake is inside Plato's cave, and all he sees are TV shows on NBC where coworkers go hang out and watch titties for fun. But that's not something actual industry people do. Most men don't want to get a hard-on next to coworkers while they're trying to finish the planning for the next sprint. Bars are a little more common, but the truth of the matter is, large gaming companies have setups where beer and wine are frequently on tap and available for the taking, and coworkers are as likely to socialize over drinks and table tennis at their actual workplace instead of at a bar, because it's easier and you don't have to worry anyone will get weird (or at least if they do, HR is right there).

He seriously thinks the working world is what he's seen in Parks and Rec or Brooklyn 99. He doesn't understand that TV shows insert gratuitous scenes with a bit of bared flesh just to get extra viewers, he thinks that's really just what life in corporate America is like...same old same old, do your stand-up, go to the 1:1 with your boss, work a little on an engineering problem, then off to the strip club to do the real work.

 

[kaien]

Plus I imagine he’s very boring IRL.

Don't forget that he most likely smells.

 

[Kosher Dill]

His Puritanism is so transparent. He’s asexual because he can’t get laid.

I do think his upbringing had something to do with it as well. His mother seems to have originally instilled the puritanical streak in him, whereas his despised father had a robust sexuality. (Or at least, he associates his father with it in his recollections. Scurrilous women, Hooters trips, and so on.)

 

[Water-T]

His Puritanism is so transparent. He’s asexual because he can’t get laid. He thinks people shouldn’t mix business and pleasure because he never gets invited to parties. He’s contemptuous of “drunks” because he’s never socialised with a drink or two.

He wasn’t invited to that party because in 2017, a pronoun badge was the full extent of his transition. He looked like a bad joke about trans women.

Plus I imagine he’s very boring IRL.

"Hry, baby - how about we go to my mom's attic and watch yon Kamen Rider together?"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Jake tries to succinctly describe what primary elections are and endorses defeating Nancy Pelosi:


And to politisperg a bit, despite what he implies, Joe Lieberman wasn't defeated this way.

 

[AnOminous]

And to politisperg a bit, despite what he implies, Joe Lieberman wasn't defeated this way.

Ned Lamont got the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the traitor Joedus Iscariot still won the actual general election with his own bogus party.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He wasn’t invited to that party because in 2017, a pronoun badge was the full extent of his transition. He looked like a bad joke about trans women.

He probably did get invited, but didn't understand what was happening. He likely thought it was going to a bar to get hammered (because that's all people do at bars, drink until they vomit and ogle boobs, and that offends Violet's sensibilities) or that he was being set up for a raping by a roving lesbian gang.

"Hey, some of us are getting together for a drink later. Wanna come?" is obviously a dogwhistle for card-carrying Nazis to something something I don't even want to finish the joke anymore.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think the most obvious explanation is that Violet clearly would be too PTSD stricken from the misgendering that would happen when she gets carded at the bar or club because of all the gatekeepers who were keeping her paperwork in limbo for years with the false information that she was Jacob Lawrence Alley of Niantic, CT. Not to mention the accusations of having a fake ID or pulling some other kind of stunt by claiming to be her actual age while looking just a few years away from being a smoking hot MILF.

Now, of course, she wouldn't have these problems, but she's been blacklisted by the entire gaming industry, and none of the thirty-five people in it will even speak to her let alone throw after work invites, plane tickets, lodging and speaking tours at her.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Ned Lamont got the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the traitor Joedus Iscariot still won the actual general election with his own bogus party.

I did get a chuckle out of the people who kept the fake party alive for their own grandstanding purposes though. I think one year there was even a contested primary for the "Connecticut for Lieberman" nomination.

 

[Haramburger]

What's kind of hilarious about this is that he's necessarily putting himself on that "higher-up" level. Like he'd be working directly with and for CEOs and founders if only someone would pass his resume along, already.

Mama Alley could be the CEO of a gaming company and wouldn't let him work under him directly. His cousin could be a gaming CEO and wouldn't let him manage a single assistant. SFtheWolf could be an indie darling founder and wouldn't trust Jake with a single paid responsibility. Jake's closest "friends" and family members keep his at disgustingly-arms-length, moving up in life is impossible. Actually this is probably why he has any success in Patreon at all, nobody who donates actually knows or looks into him, they're the type that just sees "trans" and drops a dollar like the donation tray at the church of the Progressive Left. Anyone who actually knows him wouldn't trust him to push the shopping cart on a joint trip to the store.

 

[An Ghost]

He's using the phrases "today seems like the day/a good day/today's theme" like he's doing some public service. Subtly smug Jake, imagining what he's saying will influence anybody or change anything.

 

[Wallace]

He's using the phrases "today seems like the day/a good day/today's theme" like he's doing some public service. Subtly smug Jake, imagining what he's saying will influence anybody or change anything.

In true SJW style, Jake blames other people when he doesn't get what he want. Specifically, he blames malicious intent. Everything bad that happens to him happens because of transphobia, and absolutely no other reason. When Jake ask someone for a favor and they don't deliver, they clearly refused him because they are transphobic Nazis who hate Jake for being a Stunning and Brave woman and want to kill him.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

In true SJW style, Jake blames other people when he doesn't get what he want. Specifically, he blames malicious intent. Everything bad that happens to him happens because of transphobia, and absolutely no other reason. When Jake ask someone for a favor and they don't deliver, they clearly refused him because they are transphobic Nazis who hate Jake for being a Stunning and Brave woman and want to kill him.

"Wouldn't it be nice if..."
*crickets*
"I GUESS NO ONE IS NICE AROUND HERE!"

I bet he's worked his mom over a thousand times like that.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

His Puritanism is so transparent. He’s asexual because he can’t get laid. He thinks people shouldn’t mix business and pleasure because he never gets invited to parties. He’s contemptuous of “drunks” because he’s never socialised with a drink or two.

He wasn’t invited to that party because in 2017, a pronoun badge was the full extent of his transition. He looked like a bad joke about trans women.

Plus I imagine he’s very boring IRL.

This is it, you hit the nail on the head.

Everything that he's never been invited to and been rejected from, he's made his identity part of his rejecting the thing. So it's become "you can't fire me I quit!" for every aspect of his life.

Nobody will sex him? He doesn't do sex.

Never been invited to a bar? He's too good for bars. Etc, etc.


And the worst thing about hearing him try to give adult advice, is that maturity wise, Jake is a child. He's never kissed anyone, he's never been on a date, he certainly never lost his virginity, he's never had a regular workplace job, he's never had any regular friends that he sees IRL.

But he's internalized the SJW "subjective reality becomes the world" technique, so he naturally thinks that he has a position to lecture people about his boring horrible lonely life, assuming that it somehow has relevance to anyone else, or that the milestones of adulthood that he never managed to cross, remain uncrossed for most people? Some people? Anyone at all?

He doesn't see how, despite his sarcastic and patronizing tone, all of his caveats and worries reveal him as a complete outsider.... He's never even been accepted into NERD culture, let alone society at large.

The strangest aspect for me, is that he doesn't see how alien his life experiences are to most people. I guess he thinks that the condemnation of all things masculine and social, which has been a side effect of the sjw encroachment into all culture, has basically given him an excuse to ride his antisocial hobby horses about every aspect of his life that's failed, and he's probably not wrong, that's the sad thing.

 

[Water-T]

Everything that he's never been invited to and been rejected from, he's made his identity part of his rejecting the thing. So it's become "you can't fire me I quit!" for every aspect of his life.

Nobody will sex him? He doesn't do sex.

Never been invited to a bar? He's too good for bars. Etc, etc.

No one will hire him? Now he's a NEET

Guys shit on him for not being man enough? Call "her" Violet now

Chelsea refuses to watch Kamen Rider with him? She is no longer Number One Waifu

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Violet Cassandra Ocean of New London, CT has some thoughts on the Kiwi Farms: