Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Someone mail him a Lady Remington!

 

[BiggerChungus]

So our special boy's latest stream contains another fine Chibi™ Moment. We saw that he recently shaved, but of course chibi doesn't know how to use a razor (as evidenced by the classic shaving video) so how could this have worked?. With new closeups of his face from the stream, we can see the damage is not merely limited to the patchy stubble visible in the selfies; he has managed to give himself a facial hair JUST:
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Spoiler: Video for more angles

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Somebody asked what the "sores" on his face were and he replied "uhhh....just acne".
Now, the cuts on his cheek and lip are one thing, but how does one get shaving cuts on their forehead? By poorly shaving a unibrow.
Before:
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After:
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What in God's name did he do his right eyebrow?

Spoiler: Extra clip I just found funny

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All that effort and equipment and money so he can play anime games for a dozen viewers. Everybody has to start small but he acts with a self-important "I'm popular" ego when the one single thing he's ever done that got him "fame" was sperg out at an autistic video game event.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

chibi has more open face sores than a tweaker in withdrawal

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

Last night he also went on a rant about alcohol, stating that it is not possible to drink for fun and it is only used to repress emotion, went on an inspirational rant about life quoting none other than the pokemon mewtwo, and also got told to stop by one of his viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2mgY84AkQ

that being said, I now run an aquana archive channel so if you have anything in the vaults of your hard drive just shoot me a message
aquanaarchive@gmail.com

 

[Rootbeer]

that being said, I now run an aquana archive channel so if you have anything in the vaults of your hard drive just shoot me a message
aquanaarchive@gmail.com

Big ups for trying to find the interesting stuff in his boring ass streams. I was originally going to ask you if it's possible to capture the chat as well, until a chat message finally popped up on his screen about a minute and half into the video. His streams are just truly that dead.

Also thank you so much Chibi for chewing and smacking your food directly into the fucking mic, really enjoyable to listen to.

Edit after watching the whole thing:
"I could not have said it better than Mewtwo did in the original Pokémon movie: 'It is not the gift of life that is important, it is what you do with it!'" - Chibi, 31 year old man with dyed blue hair in Phoenix Wright cosplay streaming to a dozen or so people

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Anyone buying subs on this guys channel deserve to be disappointed.

 

[Sweetheart]

Check out one of Chibi's amazing new t-shirts that he bought, followed it up by saying he also got a few Pokemon shirts coming his way too. So yeah, he still does not want to dress like a normal person his age. Also said he's going on a vacation soon and will try to stream his trip to Universal Orlando Resort. Can't wait for his meltdown when he realizes there's too many kids at a theme park or if the weather is shit.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Check out one of Chibi's amazing new t-shirts that he bought, followed it up by saying he also got a few Pokemon shirts coming his way too. So yeah, he still does not want to dress like a normal person his age. Also said he's going on a vacation soon and will try to stream his trip to Universal Orlando Resort. Can't wait for his meltdown when he realizes there's too many kids at a theme park or if the weather is shit.

He doesn't really have to worry about looking bisexual, i swear it's like he's starting to force that faggy lisp

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

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Somebody asked what the "sores" on his face were and he replied "uhhh....just acne".
Now, the cuts on his cheek and lip are one thing, but how does one get shaving cuts on their forehead? By poorly shaving a unibrow.

"Just acne"
Chibi what the fuck. I was done with acne when I was like 17 when they invented something called Neutragena. You don't fucking dig into your face. Holy shit that makes me cringe out of my skin. Can you please just practice basic hygiene. Take daily showers.

Instead of prioritizing buying clothes that show off what a fucking nigger faggot you are, prioritize washing yourself and invest in something that makes you look and smell your age. You probably still buy that kid shampoo that makes you smell like Bubblegum and ass because they had a picture of Mario on it.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

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!Apartment electrical fire arc incoming!

I was kinda fucking around when i said he was gonna start an electrical fire, but goddam, we were actually pretty close. He a fucking retard for not knowing how to install a simple ceiling fan, but at least he was smart enough to call in an electrician so they could tell chibi he a fucking retard for trying to install this chink piece of shit

 

[Blunt]

What is an aftermarket ceiling fan? That doesn't make sense. Where do you even buy a bootleg chinese ceiling fan, wish.com? You can get a cheap ceiling fan for like 50 bucks at Lowes or Home Depot. I kinda figure if there were 'actual electricians' that didn't want to touch it, its because Chibi already fucked things up beyond repair, and not because its some black market chinese fan.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Chibi is getting Hassled

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Chibi is getting Hassled
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Ya, hes on stream now telling the trolls if frank tries to do anything to him, he has "resources". Definitely not the best approach to take, but this is chibi we're talking about here. When the hell did this all even start with frank?

 

[Dick Pooman]

Ya, hes on stream now telling the trolls if frank tries to do anything to him, he has "resources". When the hell did this all start with frank?

He hasn't talked about Chibi for a really long time, but he has been doing the "please unblock me Chibi" thing going back two or three years from what I remember seeing.

 

[Scuttlebug Jamboree]

Oh no no no this is going to be really entertaining. Chibi is 100% gonna provoke him back and eat shit for it

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Ya, hes on stream now telling the trolls if frank tries to do anything to him, he has "resources". Definitely not the best approach to take, but this is chibi we're talking about here. When the hell did this all even start with frank?

Boogie had "resources" as well and said "resources" have landed him an aggravated assault charge and a court date in Jan.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

can someone give me some background on the frank situation? no idea who he is or his correlation to chibi.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

So is Frank going to knock on his mother's door or some shit

 

[Rootbeer]

Soon...

(Editor's Note: Chibi is far, far too much of a faggot to ever touch a gun.)

 

[Dick Pooman]

Who the fuck is that yelling in the background of his stream? Is that Chibi's brother?