A few highlights from tonight's Late Night Beeze for those of you who had the good sense to be in bed sleeping instead of watching a
famous influencer in a luxury apartment fat drunk dipshit keeping her neighbors awake by sitting in her underwear screeching from her gamer chair at 4am:
- She's amped up and slurring, wincing after every glug from her cat mom mug- there's definitely vudka in there
- She's clearly disappointed so few VIB's are there, "Joe, if you're my soulmate you'll show up in less than 5 minutes" she coos and now I'm nauseated.
- "My streams can get pretty exhausting" complains the manatee who literally rolls out of bed, turns on the camera to eat food, smoke pot then lays down again.
- She informs us several times throughout the stream that - even though it's painfully obvious she's absolutely plastered- she has only had some edibles and that's IT.
- Notably, although she tried to maintain in her earlier stream that she wasn't going anywhere, Peetz OUTED HER by saying he took a nap when she left that afternoon. She looked visably irritated and very quickly did one of her classic "HI SAAAM!" cat deflections and subject was immediately changedView attachment 2391360
- "I am only on edibles!" she reiterates while slurring for the 100th time, with her eyes nearly dart out of her skull. I don't think even the dumbest VIB's are buying it this timeView attachment 2391322
- After Peetz (wearing that same shirt which must be fused to him at this point) finally stopped sperging about movies or whatever he drones about he went to bed, Chantal hoisted herself out of her chair and gunted over to her bed. She, I shit you not, remained out of breath for the remainder of the stream. From walking about 10 feet.
Some of tonight's exciting activities: putting on lipstick, talking about food, eating old pickles she found in her room and of course drinking old pickle juice.
Also, we were treated to a very helpful demonstration of how Clotso applies deodorant under her arms, under her boobs and on her inner thighs.
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It may
look like she's completely unhinged, but no worries guise. She's just going through something right now. Tomorrow she'll get right back on track and cancel her Hello Fresh, go for a walk, clean that moldy pan of goo in her fridge, schedule her myriad of Dr appointments, look for a new apartment and take Peetz to get his special muffins!