Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

He didn't mean to flex on us, I guess. Went to the site for Gvapi just to see who ran this business and how much he spent. He spent well over a hundred on drop shipped trash confirmed. The kind of shit you see in busted flea markets and K-Momo. This is their official site and official contact link to Instagram. we all suspected as much but now we KNOW.
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I feel like you'd find a better product if you went to a flea market. I go to them once in a while with my family, and a ton of them are backwater ass flea markets with some scary ass people, but you can STILL find somebody selling shit like gucci jewelry or old but like mint designer fashion on their shitty busted table or on a clothes rack if you look hard enough. Up to debate if it's real or fake, but most of the time it's old women selling their real luxury goodies cause they're bored as shit and they know the poor asses in the area will gladly buy it if it's priced right.
I dunno if Utah has flea markets, if somebody knows lmk, but I feel like Kev and Lori would have better fashion or be able to "flex on us hayturs" if they made the effort to go out and find this REAL shit on a deal.
But nah, they're into ugly ass lingerie and ghetto ass shoes that look like they're made outta spray painted cardboard.
I love weeb shirts as much as the next person, but would it kill y'all to wear colors that weren't ugly green or a easter bunny's nightmare?

 

[Snack Cracker]

It looks like Kevin woke up on the living room couch and was feeling mad about his "shadowban" so he took to his Instagram story to show his bed sheet and talk about violent harassment and rap lyrics.

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Kevin is so funny. I hope he never stops posting.

That picture is grim but what he wrote is hilarious so I’m still laughing.

He sleeps on the couch every night with a generic looking sheet while Abuela sleeps in the pretty princess trash room.

Kev, you need to apply some of that high fashion to your couch digs.

Maybe a Pokémon comforter or an Adidas (high fashion) bath towel?

 

[Tugboat]

That picture is grim but what he wrote is hilarious so I’m still laughing.

He sleeps on the couch every night with a generic looking sheet while Abuela sleeps in the pretty princess trash room.

Kev, you need to apply some of that high fashion to your couch digs.

Maybe a Pokémon comforter or an Adidas (high fashion) bath towel?

I can't imagine being engaged and having separate rooms. Notice in his spergouts he's never brought this up. He only spergs out about how their designer clothes are real and he accidentally stabbed himself and everyone's a jealous hater.

Things we are pretty certain to be true even though they've never come up are that they have separate rooms and that he pissed on the suit. What a life!

 

[Snack Cracker]

I can't imagine being engaged and having separate rooms. Notice in his spergouts he's never brought this up. He only spergs out about how their designer clothes are real and he accidentally stabbed himself and everyone's a jealous hater.

Things we are pretty certain to be true even though they've never come up are that they have separate rooms and that he pissed on the suit. What a life!

Oh he definitely pissed on that suit. Like 99% sure of it. Lori and Rikki smashed his computer in the past so destroying/violating possessions is part of the game in that relationship.

Plus it’s mighty mysterious that right after he posted about pissing on it in a rage (then deleting it because even he realized how deranged that sounds), Lori stopped wearing it forever when before she was wearing it at least once a week.

And the detail about him putting it in the bathtub first makes it more believable imo.
Someone in a vindictive rage probably still isn’t willing to pee on their floor.

He can deny it all he wants but it makes less sense at this point to think he *didn’t* pee on the suit.

 

[ComputerWife]

She’s thirsting again

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She’s thirsting again
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Is it just me or does anyone who try to thirst bait 99% of the time are some of the least sexually attractive people there is? I mean we got meth addicted abuela and miss man face here tryna fish for thirsty dweebs.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Happy Friday, farmers. I'll try to conjure up a decent Lori and Kevin update for today to take our collective minds off of the abject horror that is Chris Chan's life.

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STILL TOGETHER: See that, haters? The kawaii-est couple ever is still going strong and totally in love. Haters must so jealous of their legendary romance.

"Little fairy with her" - Kevin the little fairy


Ew.


EDIT: Kevin deleted these pictures from his account.

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LORI THE QUEEN OF CAMEL TOE: She has a baller camel toe, homies.

IG User: "u have big cammel [camel] toe I love that in u"
Lori: "someone gave me a baller complement on it a few days ago!"

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REALITY CHECK: As a result of her most recent Karen-ing, Lori received a nice little public slap in the maw from reality.

Lori: "Why do you employ abusers and cyber bullys that promote self injury?"
Facebook User: "Lori Lewd What about your decades of abuse?"

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LORI HATES CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: Isn't it bad business to repeatedly ignore and dismiss helpful suggestions from current and potential customers?

IG User: "BRO SHE TAKES THE SAME POSITION PHOTOS LIKE I'M NOT GETTING IT "
Lori: "Cause you ain't an egirl "



IG User 1: "It kinda gets old you keep doing the same pictures a little different form time to time but always the same"
IG User 2: "You pose in a g string then. Lets see it? Better have variety too... I want equestrian, pinup, 60s, burlesque, cirque, bdsm, schoolgirl, furry, y2k, goth, and pastel goth. chop chop!"
IG User 1: "just saying it's over played"
Lori: "WE WANT IT ALLLLLL"



Maybe Lori's inability to take constructive criticism and feedback is why she's so sUcCeSsFuL.

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LORI VIDEOS: As always, you were warned.

Spoiler: The Usual Awfulness

"Hi homies!" - Lori

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KEVIN GOT FREE PIZZA: Not because he's a rich and famous influencer, though.

Kevin: "Shoutout dominos for giving me free pizza"
Facebook User: "Dont you love that lol Love Pizza."
Kevin: "they called and said they didn't have a driver and if I came it was on them. I said BET"

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BELLE SKINWALKING: Lori's new skinwalking of anime heroine Belle continues.

Again with the Belle eye dot makeup.


Jessie Pridemore: Mamoru Hosoda's new anime movie Belle received a 15 minute standing ovation at the Canne [Cannes] film festival and I. NEED. TO. SEE. IT. RIGHT. NOW.
Lori: "I've been ready since April. "

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LORI THE BODY-SHAMING HYPOCRITE: Just another example of Lori's hypocrisy considering her long history of misogyny, fat shaming, body shaming, lookism, and pro-ana beliefs.

"people just don't like things that look like bullying. We appreciate all bodies here." - Lori

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LORI THE ENGEL: Looks like Lori found a new sucker to promote.

"Looking like an engelic cutie in this dress from @cornerveis. Use my code iota15 to save $! I love how comfortable and soft the material is. " - Lori

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BRIEF KEVIN UPDATE: He enjoys looking creepy and has decided to be more "'me' oriented" (if such a thing is possible). Such a great idea to feature a photo of yourself looking psychotic after recently posting several unhinged online rants and a history of making death threats. I have a feeling that Kevin's "edgy" behaviors like this are going to eventually bite him in the ass.

"This photo is kinda creepy I absolutely love it" - Kevin with sanpaku eyes and finger guns

Spoiler: Full Size "Creepy Kevin" Photo

"Snuck in a newer version of Bakugou, I still cosplay but my page is much more 'me' oriented now." - Kevin

 

[Tugboat]

She’s thirsting again
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ROFL Kevin isn't allowed to have any friends at all and Lori gets to freely flirt with whoever she wants.

Happy Friday, farmers. I'll try to conjure up a decent Lori and Kevin update for today to take our collective minds off of the abject horror that is Chris Chan's life.

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STILL TOGETHER: See that, haters? The kawaii-est couple ever is still going strong and totally in love. Haters must so jealous of their legendary romance.

"Little fairy with her" - Kevin the little fairy
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Ew.
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LORI THE QUEEN OF CAMEL TOE: She has a baller camel toe, homies.

IG User: "u have big cammel [camel] toe I love that in u"
Lori: "someone gave me a baller complement on it a few days ago!"

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REALITY CHECK: As a result of her most recent Karen-ing, Lori received a nice little public slap in the maw from reality.

Lori: "Why do you employ abusers and cyber bullys that promote self injury?"
Facebook User: "Lori Lewd What about your decades of abuse?"

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LORI HATES CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: Isn't it bad business to repeatedly ignore and dismiss helpful suggestions from current and potential customers?

IG User: "BRO SHE TAKES THE SAME POSITION PHOTOS LIKE I'M NOT GETTING IT "
Lori: "Cause you ain't an egirl "

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IG User 1: "It kinda gets old you keep doing the same pictures a little different form time to time but always the same"
IG User 2: "You pose in a g string then. Lets see it? Better have variety too... I want equestrian, pinup, 60s, burlesque, cirque, bdsm, schoolgirl, furry, y2k, goth, and pastel goth. chop chop!"
IG User 1: "just saying it's over played"
Lori: "WE WANT IT ALLLLLL"

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Maybe Lori's inability to take constructive criticism and feedback is why she's so successful.

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LORI VIDEOS: As always, you were warned.

Spoiler: The Usual Awfulness

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"Hi homies!" - Lori
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KEVIN GOT FREE PIZZA: Not because he's a rich and famous influencer, though.

Kevin: "Shoutout dominos for giving me free pizza"
Facebook User: "Dont you love that lol Love Pizza."
Kevin: "they called and said they didn't have a driver and if I came it was on them. I said BET"

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BELLE SKINWALKING: Lori's new skinwalking of anime heroine Belle continues.

Again with the Belle eye dot makeup.
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Jessie Pridemore: Mamoru Hosoda's new anime movie Belle received a 15 minute standing ovation at the Canne film festival and I. NEED. TO. SEE. IT. RIGHT. NOW.
Lori: "I've been ready since April. "

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LORI THE BODY-SHAMING HYPOCRITE: Just another example of Lori's overt hypocrisy.

"people just don't like things that look like bullying. We appreciate all bodies here." - Lori
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Anything to get my mind off Chris.

Someone said that Kevin's photos from today reminded them of Buffalo Bill and I agree.

Why is he always slumped over like that in her photos? He looks like Igor.

 

[One Trick Pony]

It looks like Kevin woke up on the living room couch and was feeling mad about his "shadowban" ...

Yeah, poor Kev will blame the FEARSOME 5 oops I meant THE MAGNIFICENT 7 for this shadowbanning lolz

 

[Madolche]

Kevin could have stayed away from Lori and honed his cosplay craft. He had such good opportunities; video game companies even took notice of him and invited him places, something most cosplayers only dream about. If he kept his head down he could have improved, made bank, and gotten a following. How is Lori THAT appealing that the Utah slums are better than being a successful cosplayer? He’s such a fucking idiot.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Their "couple" photos are always so fascinating to me, body language-wise.

Kevin, for all his faults, does visibly seem into Lori in a way anyone would expect from a boyfriend/fiance. Always leans close to her, posture is composed but naturally relaxed, usually has a hand touching her or an arm around her, etc. etc. But Lori is another story entirely. Super tense, never leaning into him or even just leaning away, more focused on how ~*UwU kawaii loli waifu*~ she looks, never even a hint of happiness on her face or in her eyes, carries the same vibe as a hostage tape...List goes on.

It's things like that, that do make me feel a flicker of sympathy for Kevin. Shitty as he is, must suck to love someone that recoils from any and all physical contact you make. I wonder if he's even aware of how not normal that is for couples, or if he's just deluded himself with thoughts like, "Pfft so what if she won't even hold my hand, our love transcends the physical dimension!" or "We just show our love in different ways from other people. Get on our level!"

 

[random good picture]

to me, kevin is idubbbz without the actual cuck fetish. he doesnt have the grace to deal with it sans lolcow behavior. two insecure cows orbiting each other like the milky way and andromeda colliding.

just another notch in loris belt. she will consoom fuckbois until shes full and move on to the next. kevin will get tired of it. years down the road, but itll happen. neither of them will an hero out of principle. who will give up first?
kevin will ditch her either of his own exhaustion or lori will find another rent wagie to leech of off.

his cosplay rep is completely tarnished. despite momokun being an awuful bitch, she has at least secured a way to make money off this kind of lifestyle. kevin threw it away for an abuela that will drop him faster than a hot plate sans hand mitt.

 

[Vi0l3t]

"WE WANT IT ALL" no more like they want bare minimum. New and interesting poses, different backgrounds, themes, costumes. Not boring panties and outfits that look vaguely alike, in the same room, with the same make up, same color palette.

 

[themotherflippin480]

to me, kevin is idubbbz without the actual cuck fetish. he doesnt have the grace to deal with it sans lolcow behavior. two insecure cows orbiting each other like the milky way and andromeda colliding.

just another notch in loris belt. she will consoom fuckbois until shes full and move on to the next. kevin will get tired of it. years down the road, but itll happen. neither of them will an hero out of principle. who will give up first?
kevin will ditch her either of his own exhaustion or lori will find another rent wagie to leech of off.

his cosplay rep is completely tarnished. despite momokun being an awuful bitch, she has at least secured a way to make money off this kind of lifestyle. kevin threw it away for an abuela that will drop him faster than a hot plate sans hand mitt.

It kinda makes me feel sorry for him

 

[stupid frog]

It kinda makes me feel sorry for him

Don't.

 

[themotherflippin480]

Don't.

Worry not, there is no simpathy go simps

 

[Tugboat]

Out of boredom today I decided to look up Guapi on ebay.

You can find most of the same clothes Kevin has, pre-owned and new, maximum $40. HIGH FASHION!

I really hope he’s not actually paying full price on the website…

 

[moleman4ever]

Out of boredom today I decided to look up Guapi on ebay.

You can find most of the same clothes Kevin has, pre-owned and new, maximum $40. HIGH FASHION!

I really hope he’s not actually paying full price on the website…

we know they read here, so stay tuned for some faggy catwalk photos of kev’s entirely “new” and “haute” ebay guapi wardrobe….at this point kev deserves the new outfits more, as he actually puts a little more effort into his photos (gay as they are) than meemaw has over the last few months.

 

[faggot fucker]

10/10 was worth it, would doxx again but with apartment number next time.

Update: He handed the cops a crumpled up Burger King receipt with "Mariah Mallad" misspelled on the back, in crayon.

 

[rachel slur]

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10/10 was worth it, would doxx again but with apartment number next time.

sure kev, it's the internet that made you lose 3k.