Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[ddw]

if you're mad or horrified over this you should kill yourself this is fucking hilarious

 

[sgt.kabukiman]

I'm not sure this is true... I beg it won't be true

 

[Nobunaga]

Damn. I hope Barbara is physically ok, and too far gone to have any trauma from this.

As for Chris, well, hopefully this leads to him living in the supervised group home setting he always needed.

>tfw chris is going to get the help he always needed by fucking the person who denied him that help in the first place

 

[geewizz]

God can you imagine the poor medic who has to perform Barbs examination? I feel so bad for them.
Imagine a porter wheeling in barb to a nurses office with a public servant in tow. The porter hands the clipboard to the nurse.
The nurse asks the public servant:

"So uh, what am I doing here?"
"We need you to scrape tranny retard cum out of a haunted 80 year olds pussy because we believe a fat retard has been sexually abusing his dementia-addled mother."

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Where were you when it was confirmed that Chris fucked Barb?

Oneyplays thread. Someone mentioned Chris and Incest. Clicked the homepage and was like "Oh Mah Lawrd"

 

[Gordon Cole]

I didn't know the Merge was just his way of foreplay.

 

[The sign is a subtle joke]

Remember when Barb forced Chris to sleep in the same room with her back in the day?

That got a whole lot more disturbing than just Barb threatening Chris to do that.

theres theories that the abusive babysitter chris had was barb, and the way he is now is caused by barb molesting him

 

[Chamulum]

There is no Godbear.

 

[Enig]

All hasbro had to do was cancel G5, look what they made our manboy do

 

[Stupidface]

It begins. Remove all CWC crossovers, references, and media! He fucked his mom!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I'm a lightweight in Chris lore but isn't his mom like completely demented?

That's a point of contention. There are some videos where Barb seems less addled when she thinks the cameras are off her than when they're on. Barb also has a history of feigning illness and distress to manipulate those around her. In one instance, she lay on the couch and claimed to be dying to guilt Chris out of traveling to attend a convention.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Anyone else picturing Chris down on his knees that the merge happens right now?

@Null, please reconsider your relationship with Chris and consider keeping me around as your resident Astrologian.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The entire Internet is now the two guys from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You know, from this scene.

 

[Hekatonkadonk]

Hasbro should have cancelled G5, look how ruined the timeline got

 

[dokuro]

jesus fucking christ, this is the worst timeline

you mean chris fucking barbara

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Why didnt Chris just draw himself TRIBBING with Barb in crayon to avoid having to rape her?

 

[Euler's identity]

God can you imagine the poor medic who has to perform Barbs examination? I feel so bad for them.
Imagine a porter wheeling in barb to a nurses office with a public servant in tow. The porter hands the clipboard to the nurse.
The nurse asks the public servant:

"So uh, what am I doing here?"
"We need you to scrape tranny retard cum out of a haunted 80 year olds pussy because we believe a fat retard has been sexually abusing his dementia-addled mother."

Fucking hell.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

@Mariposa Electrique

I never doubted you, but

........ [.]

Spoiler: Context

(Sry if late/gay.)

 

[Marigold_Souci]

You know if Chris had just become a serial killer crazy bitches would be lining up outside the prison for conjugal visits. I kinda doubt the same thing occurs for people who fuck their dementia riddled mother. Should have just killed some women Chris.

I still see this playing out like the Gacy paintings & weens clambering to get one. Replace the clown with Sonichu, keep him supplied with markers, and you've got Chris eating well at the commissary for a long time.

 

[Mr. Funny Man]

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