Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Ascension]

So this begs the question of whether Chris or Barb will be found guilty and whether they will send Chris to a men's or women's prison. I assume its out of the question that they are both deemed too incapable to be at fault? But if that somehow is the ruling they would force them apart, probably ironically at the detriment to both of them because I imagine they don't know how to survive on their own.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Not gonna lie I was thinking of buying a silver coin but im glad I waited. This is gonna hurt sales lol.

 

[derivativeHack]

So, what are you gentlemen listening to on this fine day?

Tame Impala - The Less I Know the Better (Official Audio)

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Some Frank Zappa in these trying times

 

[waffle]

Null - make.chris hire a lawyer and stop talking to the government. This is about to get really retarded. He should call Rob Bell again if he can afford it. That guys connected.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Those silver coins are a bit of a weird buy now, huh?

MELT EM DOWN, THE PROJECT IS DEAD

 

[Liber Pater]

I can't wait for forum posts to show up in the court records.

 

[Freya]

Am I the only one who has been messaging friends like "hey remember that Chris Chan shit I tried to make you watch? He raped his mom" ?

What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

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APOLOGIZE

A-Log... I'm sorry.

All you did was fuck your mom financially.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

What else can be said? It’s the end of an era, innocence lost, all those tropes… didn’t know the Merge would end in this.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Those silver coins are a bit of a weird buy now, huh?

I think they're in an even more of a high demand tbh

 

[Ed Special]

will he get to go to lady prison where he can have all the female only sleep overs he wanted, or will they make him go to big man jail?

>implying chris's legal team won't just have him plead his obvious and well-documented batshit insanity
assuming ofc this isn't just a gay op in our era of deepfakes and bullshittery

 

[fenny]

so where were you guys when you heard the news? i was in the waiting room at the doctor waiting to get an ultrasound. i was called back just when i saw the thread. it was all i could think about as a cheery technician jammed a probe against my cervix

I just wanted to tell my friend I saw zoomers having an Among Us freakout in person when she ruined my day with this.

 

[Catloaf]

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fixed it

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

This is the fastest I've ever seen a thread grow.

gotta go fast

I think the BLM riot thread from last year moved faster, especially since it was breaking the site and had dozens and dozens of new pages a day.

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

guys calm down, jersh will fix it

 

[Randall Fragg]

Remember when Chris was just a dumb manchild who wrote a hilariously bad comic?
This timeline is so utterly fucked.

 

[Terrifik]

So, Who's buying the house and turning it into a museum?

its suppose be null but, might be best for null let go to goverment uncle sam.

 

[TabbyGarf]

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I did not need to know this. Thank you Null.

 

[DigitalSoryu]

I never witnessed anything major, I don't even know how to react to all of this.

You’re witnessing Probably the biggest/most horrific moment in all of christory to be fair

 

[Scrumpmonkey]

So this is how the saga ends, not with a whimper, but a bang.

A finger bang.