Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Sade's Pearl]

So will Chris be in a woman's prison? that sounds pretty horrifying.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Null, can I ask, are you still going to defend Chris and help him out after this is done (Barb's death)? This seems cruel and unusual even for a woman like Barb.

 

[GamesNosh]

Checking in, here to bear witness to the end.

 

[knick]

Well, Chris found a boyfriend free girl where he least expected it.

 

[BradolfPittler]

This is some wild series finale shit.

I'm extremely disgusted.

 

[Pukebucket]

So this is how his saga ends, with a jail cell, instead of getting a homeless saga after barb dies. holy fuckin' shit.

I mean, once he gets out of jail it's not like he's going to be able to go home to live with Barb again if she's put into care. Homeless saga epilogue could still happen.

 

[James done did it]

honestly we should shut the site down if and when chris is [Inactive], he hasn't been the most interesting cow for years now but man what an end of an era it will be.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

TERFS WIN. TERFS WIN.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Who knew the answer to "What will happen to Chris when Barb dies?" would come down to "sex depriviation"?

 

[The Cunting Death]

The sites crashing

With no survivors

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

the worst predictable plot twist

 

[Imposteroak]

Welp, my hobby of watching tards on the internet doesn't seem so fun anymore.

 

[hikikomori]

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[Jizzrag]

You gotta give it to him, he’s the OG lolcow and still, over a decade later manages to horrify and surprise us.

 

[YachieKicchou]

so where were you guys when you heard the news? i was in the waiting room at the doctor waiting to get an ultrasound. i was called back just when i saw the thread. it was all i could think about as a cheery technician jammed a probe against my cervix

I saw it on 4chan. My brain is poisoned by this fucking site and whenever something like this happens I rush over here to check. I didn't see anything so I just assumed it was fake.

God. I wish I was right.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Just when you think the Chris-Chan story can’t get any worse, he does this shit!

 

[sneeduz juluz]

Holy mother of Mary, what the fuck

 

[Kayfabe]

For years lurking and observing the man, the myth, and the legend of CWC, I always speculated how KF and the CWCki would react to the standard predicted end of the CWC Saga: Barb dying and then Chris inevitably being put in a mental institution, I always imagined that after he was committed he would be trending everywhere for a few days, and then he would be slowly forgotten for years to come and his name mentioned less and less until completely fading away, with only a few obsessive autists speculating how he must be doing in such a place.

I expected that this story would be remembered and studied in the future as an interesting cautionary tale of human eccentricity, and the effect of the nascent internet on peoples' lives, I never, ever expected that Chris would go down in history and be eternally remembered by normies as the retard who fucked his 80-year-old mom

 

[Bongocat]

 

[Absolutego]

Could be a mixed bag. Seattle is so liberal/LGBT+ friendly, they might see this as kink and celebrate it (sometimes I hate how pozzed the PNW has become).

This is a bridge too far even for PNW degenerates. Chris only kinda gets embraced by LGBT people irl anyways, since he's the definition of the transbian who uses his gender identity to get grabby with women.
Every time you get people whining about proper pronoun usage online it's either some tumblr teen who only kinda knows who Chris is or a fellow transbian. None of the normal community who know about him really support him.