Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Salty Squid]

I did wish for some bigger lolcow drama to happen again, but man....

Not like this.

 

[daihakken]

If KF were a country, this event would be as big as the George Floyd death in America.

More like if Kim Jong-Un suddenly died in North Korea

 

[Euler's identity]

The Sid Vicious version is more how this shit show is going.

 

[Elaine Miller]

Twitter tards are defending Chris' pronouns instead of focusing on the fact that he raped his own mother.

Spoiler: defending chris' pronouns

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Typical Twitter Libtards. We love to see it.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

DO NOT GRIEVE. SOON HE SHALL BE ONE WITH THE MATRIX

 

[Merry]

I thought Chris' life would be boring for the rest of its span. Holy fuck

 

[poongoblin]

The worst part about it is that if Chris does wind up in prison, we won't hear a single update for a decade, potentially.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

CHRIS-CHAN FUCKING HIS MOM IS DAMAGING THE SITE HARDER THAN THE BYUUICIDE-OBSESSED TRANNIES EVER DID GET FUCKED

 

[But I Digress]

>implying chris's legal team won't just have him plead his obvious and well-documented batshit insanity
assuming ofc this isn't just a gay op in our era of deepfakes and bullshittery

By legal team I hope you mean public defender. He's broke

 

[Makov Pitt]

When is the Court Trial btw?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Why is everyone saying this is the end? I say this is just the beginning.

 

[Absolutego]

Twitter tards are defending Chris' pronouns instead of focusing on the fact that he raped his own mother.

Spoiler: defending chris' pronouns

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in keeping with my theory, that's a genderfluid transbian. The terminally online "grass is greener, become the girlfriend" transpeople are the only ones who care to police Chris' pronouns.

 

[Microsoft Gachi]

imagine he serves his 1 year and becomes a diehard neo-nazi

the plot thickens

 

[Spaghetti van Halen]

Haven't seen a thread move this fast since the ProJared divorce

 

[Robot Teapot]

Well, if anything was gonna break my permanent hiatus from here...

40+ pages in 45 minutes? I need a tl;dr, stat

 

[Sneedrill]

I read about it this morning and the link I saw with it was dead, so I assumed it was fake.
There's no fucking way.

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

everyone calm down, jersh will fix it

 

[DiabeticSP]

Does a temp restraining order mean they're gonna charge him or is it just a short term thing while they investigate?

Like is it a sign of likely wrong doing or a standard just in case measure while Barb gets looked at.

 

[Learned Hand]

The horror. The horror.

 

[idosometimes]

When did the love quest go from "18 to his current age" to "a few months from the grave"? This is really unexpected from someone who once complained about certain "dumb laws".

Why would he even do this? What enjoyment does he get out of sticking his fist in a 80 year front hole?

Does a temp restraining order mean they're gonna charge him or is it just a short term thing while they investigate?

Like is it a sign of likely wrong doing or a standard just in case measure while Barb gets looked at.

The temporary restraining order is issued before a court decides to grant or deny the actual order. It keeps him away from his mom while the wheels of justice begin to spin.