Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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This is the first real consequence Chris has ever experienced. He's always been able to slink off to his room after every disgusting stunt he's ever pulled. But not today.

I'm still not convinced that he actually fucked Barb. Chris can't keep a secret. If he was getting laid, he would have bragged about it. He would have tried to make us think that he was seeing a secret gal pal he met online, while making it obvious that he's talking about his mom. He's always thought he could trick people and he's too retarded to keep quiet about anything, why should this be any different?
 
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Aqua Panda said:
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Null found out that Chris was removed from the home and Barbara was in an adult senior care inspection.

Chris: Barbara Chandler was a woman who may have become a mother to me. You took her away, don't you dare judge me!

Null: Barbara, a mother...

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You forgot to complete the transcript, so I'll fill it in.

Chris: JULAY!!

That phrase will always be floating around, and you can bet that it was used during that forbidden act.
 
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This truly is an unforgettable ending, a far cry from the happier times of striped brown shirts and playing Guitar Hero for the death of ED. Part of me still wants to believe this is some troll shit and he had no idea what he was being told to say.

Now I dread the day we learn MovieBob is the reincarnated form of John Wayne Gacy and DSP plays hide the salami with Jasper (:_(
 
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I'll admit - I couldn't listen to more than the first 20 seconds or so of the audio.

What was most disturbing was how he sounded so...nonchalant about it. He talked about finding his own mother's g-spot as if he was talking about the weather. I don't know if that's because of his autism, or if it's because this has been going on for such a long time that it's routine to him now.
 
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