US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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CarlosDanger said:
According to Jack Posobiec, his sources are saying delta lockdowns are a done deal, all blue state governors are onboard. Lockdowns to start second week of August.
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Specifically late second week of August. Funny how that will be Friday the 13th...

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MrJokerRager said:
They wasted 5 years of political effort to get his tax returns.

This is finally the end for GEOTUS, the first president in modern post WW2 history to make a loss in wealth after leaving office.
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Still the biggest and most ill-reputable grifter in politics ever, somehow. When you lose around $700,000,000, I guess you really pocketed it instead. His presidency was an epic grift, they said...
 
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So I found something online that might answer a question: Why now? Why is the Federal government doing so much now? What changed to make them unable to pretend everything was okay? One potential answer may shock you:

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2021/07/30/sinemas-vacation-plans-manchin-gets-booed-and-megadonor-drama-493787?tab=most-read said:
DELTA DONOR BLUES — The surging delta coronavirus variant isn’t just causing the return of masking mandates and the cancellation of return-to-office plans: Fundraising season in the Hamptons might also be derailed.

A slew of big-name Democrats have long-standing plans to visit the seaside resort towns, courting the super-rich and lining their own campaign coffers — including Sens. KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND (D-N.Y.), MARK KELLY (D-Ariz.) and RAPHAEL WARNOCK (D-Ga.), Reps. JOSH GOTTHEIMER (D-N.J.) and KATHLEEN RICE (D-N.Y.), New York A.G. TISH JAMES and Democratic gubernatorial candidates TERRY MCAULIFFE (Va.) and WES MOORE (Md.).

Now, thanks to the spread of the delta variant, those plans have been thrown into question as large gatherings and indoor social functions become ill-advised.

“Six weeks ago, there were no events in the Hamptons; now there is one every five days,” said one prominent bundler. “It’ll be interesting to see if they cancel due to the variant.”

Beyond the health risk is the political one: With responses to the new uptick varying so widely by party, you don’t want to be the Democratic candidate seen cavorting with the uber-wealthy while maskless or flouting CDC recommendations. (Though that prospect may not discourage Republican candidates from raking in the cash at their own Hamptons events.)
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Oh no! Not the donors!
 
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Sithis said:
They'll find something, anything they can drag out of them or coax out of an "accountant" to use for another set of trials. For them it's all about getting any form of criminal charge to stick on him so he won't be eligible to run again in 2024. This is what they fear most, especially now that their contingency plans of election rigging and lockdowns are being challenged. Trump has been inconsistent in a lot of ways over his life but one thing that has remained pretty solid is he goes after people that slight him. He is vindictive. Hell, sometimes I wonder if half the reason he ran in the first place was because King Nigger mocked him to his face at a White House dinner a couple years before. But if he gets power again they know they are Fucked
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So Obama has to say to himself, "Thanks Obama" for getting Trump in the White House.
 
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Terrifik said:
Money Printer goes BBBRRR :story:
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If you want anyone to take this shit seriously, you don't use the word "super" in it, especially after they peddled COVID-19 as the modern black plague and have nothing to show for it. "But this one is really bad because it's thuper." Yes, the "th" was intended.

Also it just makes me want to play Fallout. Which isn't a bad thing, but I doubt that's what they intended (especially since China is the enemy in all the games).
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Oh for fucks sakes! No matter what jokes we make, reality's jokes are funnier!
 
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