Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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I don't know if its because I just have a strong stomach or whatever, but I think most of stuff Chris has said about others, not the mention whatever else he's done, makes all of this funnier in an ironic way than it should.

One last note before I embarrass myself here further: I'm holding out a glimmer of hope that this was a giant psysop and we have a new Idea Guy in our hands. I don't know, and I shouldn't probably care.

talk about guilty until proven innocent though
 
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Syntaxion12 said:
Daily reminder Chris is the canary in the coal mine for society:

Foreshadowed the brony community, being one of the first major adult MLP fan back in 2008

Foreshadowed the modern tranny community when he started crossdressing in 2013 and became a troon in 2014

And now he turned into a schizophrenic incestuous rapist

What does that say for the future of society?
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All I'm getting from this is that women should probably not be pieces of shit so they have a good support system as they age so they don't end up getting abused and fucked by their tard kids.
 
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Chris has had a lot of interesting happenings in his adult life: hookers trolled into visiting his house. setting his house on fire. Pizza delivery people interrupting his streams. I'm missing other events, but if you were ever to tell me that police or social services would force Chris out of his house for this level of autism, I don't think I'd ever believe you. Either he's used to this by now, or he's feeling terrified/paranoid just like the classic years. I wonder what's going on in his mind right now?
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Yeah but I mean that’s what people thought before, you can’t just go from ‘Chris would never rape anyone’ to ‘Okay he raped his mom but it’s not like he’d rape anyone else’. it‘s just asking for trouble.
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I think it's more likely he got raped by his mom. She was always a gigantic slut. Her cavernous cunt was empty since Bob died, and Chris only recently went so retarded she could take advantage of him. Once it ended up public knowledge, she used her white trash grifting skills to blame it on her retard son, much like other white trash women cried rape when they got caught sucking black dick.

"Ah just wanted him to smash up a chifferobe and then he raaaaaped me."

Anyone who thinks Barb is the victim in this, just as an automatic assumption, is helplessly naive.
 
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galactea said:
Do you think any of the medical professionals dealing with barb know who chris chan is :cryblood:
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You're acting like that's an impossiblity. Most of the people who grew up during Chris Chan's rise to infamy are now in the workforce as adults. There's bound to be at least one member of hospital staff at the very least who knows who Chris is.
 
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AnOminous said:
"I swear to God, Your Honor, I didn't think she was a day over 78!"

(She's 79 btw. Also there is zero proof she's actually demented and wasn't the perpetrator in this situation.)
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Goddamn. Just think how weird of a curve ball it would be if it somehow ended up exactly like this.

Suddenly, Barb has to stand trial for raping her crazy troon son.

If Chris does to a con, can you even imagine the shit that's going to happen, independent of what the actual legal verdict will be. If it's a nothingburger, someone will still give Chris shit about this. If it turns our to be true... well.
What can I say. Whatever happens, it'll be a wild ride.
 
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