Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[CeeusBeeus]

Ten bucks says GenoSamuel cans the series if the claims are founded.

 

[Cryrax]

Are they going to perform a rape kit on Barb to figure out if it's true or not?

They will. Unless she is found competent and denies everything.

 

[Red_Cap]

View attachment 2393028

If hitler was a troon would these fuckers defend him?

The deadnaming is worse than the rape to them.

 

[evilsponge]

I fucking hate the Clown World future we've established. Reading this thread has made me scream in disgust so many times I got a call from my apartment manager about excessive noise.

Pro tip; Whenever I'm having an autistic screaming fit I use a pillow to shout all my rage into without annoying the neighbors.

 

[Appletun]

so if chris gets incarcerated, and barb gets put in elderly care... when's the official raid on the house?

 

[Josterman]

View attachment 2393046
How many times has Chris appeared on the news in his life?

Only a couple times

 

[Dovahshit]

well,
when i woke up today i didnt expect to hear that chris fucked his own mother,

: o

 

[A Grey Cat]

Barb's dad apparently died falling off a horse while drunk some time beyond when any of us were alive.

Someday they're gonna swap stories in hell and Mr Weston will at least be able to say... "At least I had her when she was young and tender."

 

[StraightShooter2]

Does Chris even know incest is bad? I mean he was raised on children’s media, and MLP doesn’t have a very special episode on why fucking your mother is bad. And unless a troll explicitly told him “Chris never fuck your mother. It’s incest and that’s disgusting” would he even know?

Even animals instinctively avoid incestuous relations unless there are no other options for reproduction, so that right there sure says a lot about Chris.

 

[A Sprig Of Lemon Balm]

I "mis"gender all trannies equally, because you cannot change your gender. Cope, seethe, and dilate.

 

[HumbleFarmer]

holy shit. guess this is how it ends folks, not with a bang, but with a sloppy suck

 

[ooooooooookie]

So does this mean MLPG5 is uncancelled?

 

[Ita Mori]

Pictured: Chris and Barb, Kiwi Farms in background

Shouldn't it be Republican Chris and Megan?

 

[AmazingEagle]

So what'll it be now For Chris? Prison or the Nut house?

He'll probably get a slap on the wrist and get x amount of hours of community service, judging by how shitty Virginia's justice system is.

 

[Aldora]

I hope Chris gets his Sailor Moon DVDs back from Megan before he goes to jail.

 

[Lurkor]

Catching up in this thread is impossible, but I need to post in it for posterity.
I also look forward to my kiwibucks becoming collectors items.

 

[omeingroin]

I couldn’t stop dry heaving when I forced myself to listen to the audio. Link it with the texts and it’s all I can do to not claw at my skin until I suffer a merciful death. Please let this be the absolute bottom of christory, I can’t stomach things getting more deprived from here

 

[The Last Stand]

This story is beginning to make me rethink my older woman preference.

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

Reading this thread with "Pumped up kicks" playing in the background is a surreal and magical experience

I decided to go with "It's The End of the World as We Know It" as my personal theme for the thread.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Link? I hadn't heard that.

he spoke of it on twitter and of course made it about himself and how he had signs of dementia, i can't find the source cause the cwcki is down and searching the farms and google for "dementia" is impossible. It was definitely discussed on the farms and archived somewhere though.