Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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CuntspiracyMan said:
well here it is
mind you the audio is muffled as all hell on his end, and chris is already not the clearest speaker. doesnt help that a lot of what he says doesnt sound like... correct english, either, making it more difficult to tell if a word didnt get picked up or if the man just genuinely thinks what he constructed there was a real sentence
im cutting out a bit of faff and all the stuttering

if anyone can fill in some of the blanks thatd be greatly appreciated


CWC: so yeah shes got really..... (unclear)..... G-spot because apparently i dont believe- i dont believe that Mr. C and her past boyfriend and husbands, they havent really reached IN her G-spot really
interviewer: right, right...
CWC: they havent, they were focused on themselves really as opposed to focusing on her, which thats my focus. (this line was unclear since the interviewer is constantly coofing thruout this recording)
interviewer: (says something unclear and laughs) make sure to have a lot of fun- yknow make sure to push [beep]. have a lot of fun with her, right? because uh- because now youre doing this for your mom. make sure- ill be there watching you guys making sure that nobody is trying to (...) hurt you, do anything like take photos of you two. [weird cut] the dance will be awesome, you can take turns having to dance with her too and you guys can take like the slow dance or whatever.
(they both kinda talk over eachother at this point and going 'yeah' yeah')
interviewer: but how are you feeling, christine? cause i know theres societal pressure on you about this thing with barbara. lotta societal pressure, lotta people, yknow, consciously judge and yknow, theres a lotta eyes on you. it must be very stressful.
CWC: yeah it is.
interviewer: yeah i can imagine. im so sorry about all that stuff yeah.
CWC says something unclear and the interviewer COUGHTS OVER HIM AGAIN NIGGA DO BETTER. the entire next line is very oddly jumpy and theres weird cuts in the audio.
CWC: the incest fanfics that came true and shit-
interviewer: i didnt even know there was such a thing. i didnt even know there was incest fanfics. are they about you and barbara? i cant believe that. i didnt even think that- i knew you guys had a good relationship but i always thought- cause im not huge on christory and yknow whatever, i just thought that the whole sonichu franchise was very interesting and thats how i got into you. when i was younger, right. but i had no idea that barbara and you had a relationship. i never got those vibes. but how did you approach her?
CWC: i approached her with care and caution and it was a time and, it was a time first, so i just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just (?) slow and steady and i encouraged her positively, let make the first move. she wanted to do it-
interviewer: oh she did? she made the first move?
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: oh! oh really? wooow, barbara! how did she do it if you dont mind me asking? what was the first move?
CWC: uh, uh, dont remember..... well that was her first move, but my first was... i forgot exactly what terminology the approach i used but, i approached with care and caution.
interviewer: thats good.
CWC: then i was direct and firm with her for the most part.
interviewer: thats good. how did she respond when you approached her? what did she say?
CWC: i dont remember exactly what she said, but, it was kinda - partially confused at one point but then she came around obviously. ...more approaching than i was doing with her along the way.
interviewer: right so she got into it. how was the first kiss? you kissed her, how did that feel? having known this woman your whole life, how did that feel?
CWC: oh yeah there was simple lip lock, lip-kiss, thats it. but yeah it was actually... it felt right.
interviewer: when did you start having feelings for barbara?
CWC: for obviously for... well for a long time, i remember mentioning some time ago that i had dreams where i had sex with her obviously.
interviewer: really?
CWC: yeah but... yeah thats right, the Oedipus c-
interviewer: Oedipus, thats right! yeah! yeah thats right! how, if you dont mind me asking... i know thats probably personal, you dont have to answer, but how is the sex?
CWC: it was satisfactory. it took a while, a few tries.
interviewer: a few tries, yeah... she is older...
CWC: it was uh also... shes very understanding about the whole thing is, i was direct with her. *still* direct and honest with her. and i made sure that i.... obviously im never gonna propose marriage to her because were already daughter and uh-[hard stops]
interviewer: yeah, mother and daughter. yknow they say theres no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
CWC: weve been doing it every third night, and the first night was on June 27th.
interviewer: oh you have a routine.
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: at least you have a stable relationship. because you know its not gonna end.... like if anything happened, youd still be yknow... mother and daughter. its not gonna be an explosive breakup right. at least thats comforting. so you said- june- june (the interviewer is attempting to get this across while chris is saying more garbled things in the background)
CWC: (unclear) was nice to figure out what made her feel right, what didnt feel right, and-
interviewer: did you mother enjoy it.
CWC: yeah. shes having a good time.
interviewer: she is? shes having a good time?
CWC: yeah especially what we figured out.
interviewer: thats good to hear. do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like lovers? like say you come home from, yknow, the supermarket and you see barbara. do you say 'hey sweetheart'? or do you say 'hi mom'?
CWC: yeah im... im..... i havent called her 'mom' in quite some time now.
interviewer: or really?
CWC: im more of a (muffled, possibly said "i call her 'love' at this point"?)
interviewer: you recently started dating Fiona, thats true right? an open relationship?
CWC: yeah, yeah... its uh, its um... its an... its an open relationship, between barbara and I, theres an open relationship and made that very clear with her.
interviewer: right, is barbara dating anyone else?
CWC: uhhhh... i think not.
interviewer: no? but shes fine with you other people, right?
CWC: yeah shes ok.
interviewer: do you guys go on any dates, or anything romantic like that?
CWC: well, probably, not anything extravagant yet but we do... as often as possible.... we did the dinner table together. we havent been able to do much lately because ive had to switch to a soup diet because- (not sure what hes saying, and the interviewer cuts in with "oh"s and "oh did you"s? talking over him). but shes still starting to remember her in her childhood- (everything from here on is also unintelligible and the interviewer once again intejects over chris a lot)
interviewer: yknow christine, i think that... shes mature and shes wise, shes wise in her ways... yknow she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. but wouldnt you want someone whos younger? someone to keep up more with your energy? yeah (chris says something very quietly) [cut] -a lot of time with your mom, whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. because yknow, you dont know how long she has left. so you just dont want her to be lonely or anything, right?
CWC: yeah uh, obviously. but i still would want somebody who was younge, more close to my age obviously, idk maybe uh-
interviewer: you dont want anyone whos younger?
CWC: not to many others at this time, but (??) obviously, we (??????????) worked in more slowly.
(buncha faff with the interviewer talking about their hearing or whatever)
CWC: (????) -I was feeling like i, i really needed sexual release. (???) everything was coming into good alignment- (chris is starting to speak MUCH less clearly and quieter towards the end of the vid, idk if hes slowly moving away form his mic or what, but ive listened to some of these lines about 10 times and it feels like pudding on my brain) -(???) GOD said it was ok-
interviewer: god aid this was ok!? yeah then you dont have anything to worry about, god himself said this is fine!
CWC: yeah... (????)
interviewer: but how did this happen? how did this come about?
CWC: well... mom would just.... (???) mainly very horny and uh, it, a true and honest relationship to come about, so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. despite this being uh.... (he gets back up to the mic and says this next part pretty loudly, like hes making a statement:) i dont want to label it all! but, obviously....
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Where were you when it was confirmed that Chris fucked Barb?
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I was in the middle of working in my family business, checked the farms and saw the notification. Im literally struggling to not laugh out load like a maniac in front of my employees, family members and clients.

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CuntspiracyMan said:
well here it is
mind you the audio is muffled as all hell on his end, and chris is already not the clearest speaker. doesnt help that a lot of what he says doesnt sound like... correct english, either, making it more difficult to tell if a word didnt get picked up or if the man just genuinely thinks what he constructed there was a real sentence
im cutting out a bit of faff and all the stuttering

if anyone can fill in some of the blanks thatd be greatly appreciated


CWC: so yeah shes got really..... (unclear)..... G-spot because apparently i dont believe- i dont believe that Mr. C and her past boyfriend and husbands, they havent really reached IN her G-spot really
interviewer: right, right...
CWC: they havent, they were focused on themselves really as opposed to focusing on her, which thats my focus. (this line was unclear since the interviewer is constantly coofing thruout this recording)
interviewer: (says something unclear and laughs) make sure to have a lot of fun- yknow make sure to push [beep]. have a lot of fun with her, right? because uh- because now youre doing this for your mom. make sure- ill be there watching you guys making sure that nobody is trying to (...) hurt you, do anything like take photos of you two. [weird cut] the dance will be awesome, you can take turns having to dance with her too and you guys can take like the slow dance or whatever.
(they both kinda talk over eachother at this point and going 'yeah' yeah')
interviewer: but how are you feeling, christine? cause i know theres societal pressure on you about this thing with barbara. lotta societal pressure, lotta people, yknow, consciously judge and yknow, theres a lotta eyes on you. it must be very stressful.
CWC: yeah it is.
interviewer: yeah i can imagine. im so sorry about all that stuff yeah.
CWC says something unclear and the interviewer COUGHTS OVER HIM AGAIN NIGGA DO BETTER. the entire next line is very oddly jumpy and theres weird cuts in the audio.
CWC: the incest fanfics that came true and shit-
interviewer: i didnt even know there was such a thing. i didnt even know there was incest fanfics. are they about you and barbara? i cant believe that. i didnt even think that- i knew you guys had a good relationship but i always thought- cause im not huge on christory and yknow whatever, i just thought that the whole sonichu franchise was very interesting and thats how i got into you. when i was younger, right. but i had no idea that barbara and you had a relationship. i never got those vibes. but how did you approach her?
CWC: i approached her with care and caution and it was a time and, it was a time first, so i just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just (?) slow and steady and i encouraged her positively, let make the first move. she wanted to do it-
interviewer: oh she did? she made the first move?
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: oh! oh really? wooow, barbara! how did she do it if you dont mind me asking? what was the first move?
CWC: uh, uh, dont remember..... well that was her first move, but my first was... i forgot exactly what terminology the approach i used but, i approached with care and caution.
interviewer: thats good.
CWC: then i was direct and firm with her for the most part.
interviewer: thats good. how did she respond when you approached her? what did she say?
CWC: i dont remember exactly what she said, but, it was kinda - partially confused at one point but then she came around obviously. ...more approaching than i was doing with her along the way.
interviewer: right so she got into it. how was the first kiss? you kissed her, how did that feel? having known this woman your whole life, how did that feel?
CWC: oh yeah there was simple lip lock, lip-kiss, thats it. but yeah it was actually... it felt right.
interviewer: when did you start having feelings for barbara?
CWC: for obviously for... well for a long time, i remember mentioning some time ago that i had dreams where i had sex with her obviously.
interviewer: really?
CWC: yeah but... yeah thats right, the Oedipus c-
interviewer: Oedipus, thats right! yeah! yeah thats right! how, if you dont mind me asking... i know thats probably personal, you dont have to answer, but how is the sex?
CWC: it was satisfactory. it took a while, a few tries.
interviewer: a few tries, yeah... she is older...
CWC: it was uh also... shes very understanding about the whole thing is, i was direct with her. *still* direct and honest with her. and i made sure that i.... obviously im never gonna propose marriage to her because were already daughter and uh-[hard stops]
interviewer: yeah, mother and daughter. yknow they say theres no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
CWC: weve been doing it every third night, and the first night was on June 27th.
interviewer: oh you have a routine.
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: at least you have a stable relationship. because you know its not gonna end.... like if anything happened, youd still be yknow... mother and daughter. its not gonna be an explosive breakup right. at least thats comforting. so you said- june- june (the interviewer is attempting to get this across while chris is saying more garbled things in the background)
CWC: (unclear) was nice to figure out what made her feel right, what didnt feel right, and-
interviewer: did you mother enjoy it.
CWC: yeah. shes having a good time.
interviewer: she is? shes having a good time?
CWC: yeah especially what we figured out.
interviewer: thats good to hear. do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like lovers? like say you come home from, yknow, the supermarket and you see barbara. do you say 'hey sweetheart'? or do you say 'hi mom'?
CWC: yeah im... im..... i havent called her 'mom' in quite some time now.
interviewer: or really?
CWC: im more of a (muffled, possibly said "i call her 'love' at this point"?)
interviewer: you recently started dating Fiona, thats true right? an open relationship?
CWC: yeah, yeah... its uh, its um... its an... its an open relationship, between barbara and I, theres an open relationship and made that very clear with her.
interviewer: right, is barbara dating anyone else?
CWC: uhhhh... i think not.
interviewer: no? but shes fine with you other people, right?
CWC: yeah shes ok.
interviewer: do you guys go on any dates, or anything romantic like that?
CWC: well, probably, not anything extravagant yet but we do... as often as possible.... we did the dinner table together. we havent been able to do much lately because ive had to switch to a soup diet because- (not sure what hes saying, and the interviewer cuts in with "oh"s and "oh did you"s? talking over him). but shes still starting to remember her in her childhood- (everything from here on is also unintelligible and the interviewer once again intejects over chris a lot)
interviewer: yknow christine, i think that... shes mature and shes wise, shes wise in her ways... yknow she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. but wouldnt you want someone whos younger? someone to keep up more with your energy? yeah (chris says something very quietly) [cut] -a lot of time with your mom, whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. because yknow, you dont know how long she has left. so you just dont want her to be lonely or anything, right?
CWC: yeah uh, obviously. but i still would want somebody who was younge, more close to my age obviously, idk maybe uh-
interviewer: you dont want anyone whos younger?
CWC: not to many others at this time, but (??) obviously, we (??????????) worked in more slowly.
(buncha faff with the interviewer talking about their hearing or whatever)
CWC: (????) -I was feeling like i, i really needed sexual release. (???) everything was coming into good alignment- (chris is starting to speak MUCH less clearly and quieter towards the end of the vid, idk if hes slowly moving away form his mic or what, but ive listened to some of these lines about 10 times and it feels like pudding on my brain) -(???) GOD said it was ok-
interviewer: god aid this was ok!? yeah then you dont have anything to worry about, god himself said this is fine!
CWC: yeah... (????)
interviewer: but how did this happen? how did this come about?
CWC: well... mom would just.... (???) mainly very horny and uh, it, a true and honest relationship to come about, so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. despite this being uh.... (he gets back up to the mic and says this next part pretty loudly, like hes making a statement:) i dont want to label it all! but, obviously....
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