Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Spaghetti Policy]

The Chris I know would NEVER have sex with his mom.

This sounds like Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone know the timeline today? Who alerted the social workers and police?

I would be shocked if local authorities got less than 50 calls about Chris today. I will also be surprised if the police do not continue to get calls about this throughout the weekend.

 

[Full Race Replay]

ive heard there was video? is it not being hosted here? what page is there sauce?

Just Twitter users claiming they saw one. The audio is real tho (in the op)

 

[Cataloons]

I hate that I'm not overly surprised by this.

 

[cancermonger]

So with talk of chris being no longer active online, who will be the new lolcow mascot of kiwifarms? DSP? Dream? Brianna Wu? Icierra?

 

[Ratfrik]

haven't been here in months, sad to see this is what dragged me back.
this entire day has consisted in me reading the 2 threads about this topic. when I woke up I didn't expect that's how my entire day would've been, maybe God let me live up till this day to comfort me by showing me there are far more lonely and fucked up people than I'll ever be, or maybe this is a punishment for my sins, or maybe he wanted to give me more reasons to hate trannies, who knows. and in that note: hello trannies watching this thread, you will never be real women. also hello journos, eat shit in Hell.

my thoughts:
- stop with the fucking reposts
- this isn't the end of Chris Chan, this is merely the beginning of the end
- I'm surprised that many people are surprised by this, ESPECIALLY the people that knew him very well. you guys should've seen this coming
- our boy finally ascended officially into a horrorcow
- both Chris and his wicked mama receiving help was prolly the best outcome
- I regret not being a connoisseur of the entire CWC saga
- I'm gonna have nightmares about this

sorry for the unrequested autistic rant, I needed to get this shit outta my system

farewell for now Christian, you flew too close to your mom's pussy

 

[Childe]

ive heard there was video? is it not being hosted here? what page is there sauce?

There’s no video, the only mention of it was from some faggot on twitter who wanted more attention for his shit indie games.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

@A Sprig Of Lemon Balm, @Turn Me Up Fam, @Slap47, @Exceptionally Exceptional, @sefus, @Mariposa Electrique, @Frank N Berry, @Check Your Roof, and @Seven Inches are all on the hitlist for reposters.

 

[Aidan]

Josh cannot catch a break with happenings. I saw the initial claim before but figured it was a le ebic trol... but this is wild. God damn it Chris what the fuck!?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Obviously this is going to be the last chapter in Chrises Story, but how do you think it will actually end? Prision for the criminally Autistic? Suicide?

Someone mentioned an institution like Western State something.

 

[YankeeTrader]

prison time, then most likely suicide. he now has no where to live

"Suicide" in prison.

 

[Acidious]

he has the car still, right?

if hes got the keys on him.

odds are he left them behind and will break his order to stay from home and get double fucked?

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris intended to stay with extended family. They rescinded the invitation. It's going to take 3 days for GoFundMe money to transfer, at the latest. He can't afford s hotel until it settles.

What extended family? Neither David nor Carol, not even Cole want Chris there.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm laughing my ass off imagining Chris sold his soul for the $1000 dstecks gave him and today was the day the contract was due.View attachment 2394107

fuxking lucky! you have ANY idea how hard it is to load the cwcki right now?

 

[lurkcube]

at least he finally got his boyfriend free girl

 

[JongleJingle]

if hes got the keys on him.

odds are he left them behind and will break his order to stay from home and get double fucked?

Actually that's a good point; will we see Chris attempt a sneaking mission into his home?

I want to see what Chris warrants as stealth. Hell, I wanna see how he does against feds having none of his shit lol

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

My friend Christian was wondering what Chris Chan was trending.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

I would be shocked if local authorities got less than 50 calls about Chris today. I will also be surprised if the police do not continue to get calls about this throughout the weekend.

Probably the most excitement they've had since 2014.

 

[Eggwhore]

if hes got the keys on him.

odds are he left them behind and will break his order to stay from home and get double fucked?

why is he not in police custody if hes a literal confessed rapist?

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

I hate that I'm not overly surprised by this.

Dude same. I wasn’t “too” shocked by it. Considering there were rumors that he came onto his mother as early as the 2010s