Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Fuck Bob and Barb, fuck them for:
not getting their mute toddler properly diagnosed
not teaching the fucker any boundaries whatsoever
not admitting their little sperg would outlive their mental capacity to care for it and setting up guardianship
paying hot girls to pay attention to Chris making him think it is life’s default setting
living in denial that something is wrong if their pride and joy drinks his own cum


I’ll gladly take all the top hats you can throw at me
That boy ain't right
 
Was this his doing?
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/biz/ made a shitcoin to capitalize on this historical event.
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It might be a honeypot or a rugpull, idk.
 
nope. its just fucking anoying when normies from reddit hop in here to "correct" someone by saying chris chan is a "she" when he isnt.
nobody did that you are literally larping. it's a battle between people foaming at the mouth about trannies and people foaming at the mouth because people are shitposting
 
Any of that could be used as evidence by the prosecution, and the leaker might actually get in trouble if that is the case
well if it's a court proceeding we'd have access to legal documents then, so it wouldn't be that big a deal. somebody get a small lawfirm in central minnesota on this ASAP.

chris needs another gofundme! fear the beard
 
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Lol @ people saying its been slow for the past few hours and wanting more.

Y'all are forgetting one key thing. The elder abuse/rape of Barbara is only one part of this wonderful saga.

The police have access to 14 branchland court till August 5th and are going to be combing through all the Chandler's things and I'm sure some digital logs.

What wonderous treasures do you think they'll find?
I can't even begin to imagine the treasure trove of gross shit they find... let alone the stench! What do you think they'll dig up? Drawings, audio logs, used condoms? Maybe the video does exist and Chris just kept it for himself.

Pure speculation, but this is Chris we're talking about. After this, there's no telling what's buried in there.
 
I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be no more. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of the Copium which alone makes life endurable, I can bear the torture no longer; and shall cast myself from this NEETs abode into the squalid street below. May these words serve as a warning and my justification for fleeing from this painful existence into the cold embrace of the grave.

Arising to the dying of the eventide sun, I sluggishly and clumsily crawled to my computer to find reprieve from the banality of life by mocking rotund women and the morally degenerate. It was here that I found it. My eyes peered upon the illuminated text, hewn into digital pixels upon a slate grey, colored white and alabaster, burning into my retinas. I saw and heard the unspeakable. Tales of mother and son entwined, of dementia and autism.

As I read and listened, the sickness in my stomach grew along with the fear in my bosom and my desire to flee from the wicked script before me. Alas it was to no avail for these other feels were pushed down by a titan of thought, that of curiosity which had an iron vice grip that dragged into these murky depths of depravity.

I know little of what occurred next. I recall running with abandon, laughing and crying, screaming and slicence, awe and horror. I mingled with other madmen, as I by this point surely was, who they themselves painted graven images and screamed their elation and disgust into that foul Internet void.

I know not how I returned from that brink of sanity but all I do know is the fear of what I saw, for it is only my Copium, of which I have none left, which keeps these thoughts and recollections at bay. I cast myself now! For I can see the truth from behind my eyes and voices of Chris beating upon my ears! The window! THE WINDOW!
 
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