Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Kingu Cinnamon said:
I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be no more. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of the Copium which alone makes life endurable, I can bear the torture no longer; and shall cast myself from this NEETs abode into the squalid street below. May these words serve as a warning and my justification for fleeing from this painful existence into the cold embrace of the grave.

Arising to the dying of the eventide sun, I sluggishly and clumsily crawled to my computer to find reprieve from the banality of life by mocking rotund women and the morally degenerate. It was here that I found it. My eyes peered upon the illuminated text, hewn into digital pixels upon a slate grey, colored white and alabaster, burning into my retinas. I saw and heard the unspeakable. Tales of mother and son entwined, of dementia and autism.

As I read and listened, the sickness in my stomach grew along with the fear in my bosom and my desire to flee from the wicked script before me. Alas it was to no avail for these other feels were pushed down by a titan of thought, that of curiosity which had an iron vice grip that dragged into these murky depths of depravity.

I know little of what occurred next. I recall running with abandon, laughing and crying, screaming and slicence, awe and horror. I mingled with other madmen, as I by this point surely was, who they themselves painted graven images and screamed their elation and disgust into that foul Internet void.

I know not how I returned from that brink of sanity but all I do know is the fear of what I saw, for it is only my Copium, of which I have none left, which keeps these thoughts and recollections at bay. I cast myself now! For I can see the truth from behind my eyes and voices of Chris beating upon my ears! The window! THE WINDOW!
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Forget Copium and just use booze like the rest of us.
 
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Jan Jansen said:
Audio statements, text messages and tweets don't rise to the level of a direct confession in and of themselves, hence the TPO while the prosecuting attorney gathers evidence.
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Yes there's got to be an investigation first. They have his tapes and texts to start with, but the prosecutor's office will have to decide not just if what he said is true, but if a jury will believe its true. The police will bring Chris in for questioning and will try to get him to make an official confession or at least tell them enough to back up what he said in the texts and incriminate himself. They'll check Barb for any physical evidence of sexual assault and if the DA office believes that there is enough evidence for them to get a conviction, they'll charge him. A lot of people are saying that he's going to wind up in a mental institution and if he is criminally charged, his attorney, whoever that might be, will probably try to have him plead insanity, but that doesn't mean that it will be a successful defense. If a jury (or judge if he gets a bench trial) decides he knew right from wrong, he'll be convicted and he will go to prison.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
The minimum charge he is facing for incest is a Class 5 Felony.

I think it's possible he'll be ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial and get send to a mental institution instead of jail - I'm also totally unsure if Barb will be charged with anything.
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If the Chandlers lawyers don't work together, maybe not. If they do, it's gonna be hard for Barbs defense to pin it all on Chris.

EDIT: Incest is a felony in Virginia? well damn.
 
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I popped into the farms before work, saw the headline about Chris, and immediately noped the fuck out. I didn't want to have that on my mind while at work so I waited what felt like the longest damn shift of my life to read this thread. Honestly I can't say that I'm that surprised but JESUS CHRIST.
I was wondering if anything would come from the revelation considering how many people have called social services/animal services/ local pizza parlors that all those people probably hang up the second that 14 Branchland Ct. is mentioned. So I'm surprised that Chris was removed so fast, but in this case the situation is so serious that no one wanted to take a chance.
 
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WutangLee said:
If the Chandlers lawyers don't work together, maybe not. If they do, it's gonna be hard for Barbs defense to pin it all on Chris.

EDIT: Incest is a felony in Virginia? well damn.
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Someone else pointed out that incest involving parent/child relationships is a felony, while there are others that are misdemeanors.

Now if Chris is ruled mentally incompetent, then that makes me wonder if Barb can be charged for sexually abusing Chris - however the most popular narrative is that Chris sexually abused Barb, and it looks like the police are taking this side of the story - since they've issued protective orders requiring Chris to stay away from Barb, but not the other way around as far as we know.

(The incest charge(s) are also separate from any potentially more serious charges involving rape or sexual assault, so even if it was deemed "consentual", they both could still be facing the felony incest charge by itself).
 
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I feel simultaneously bad and amused at whatever investigative force will be reviewing this case.

Since he is probably the most documented person on the planet, there's tons of info available, but it's kind of double-sided ordeal.
Hope they have a darker sense of humor.
 
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