Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I want to get off this ride now, @Null. I don't like it's destination anymore.

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[Toolbox]

Thankfully Tucker isn’t a fucking sideshow carnival barker and would never touch this freakshow.
That’s Hannity’s job.

Wasn't Hannity kicked off fox?

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

I don't get why he is so beloved by the internet he has the most milktoast opinions. Calling the people who were pointing out Anisa was fucking up her life selling her nudes for weirdo perverts online incels is exactly what any generic internet white girl or redditor would say. Now she is bald, having meltdowns every other day on twitter and has clearly been negatively impacted by selling her body. But hey man if you have a problem with her helping to normalize fucking up young women's lives and broadcasting it loudly to the world just means you are a bitter incel and need to shutup.

I think that is why people like him. Hes inoffensive, a midwitt and he creates bottom tier gutter trash content for people who can't think for themselves but wants to be in on whats happening.

The whole thing was so retarded as every eceleb tried to explain it away with 9 out of 10 girls on onlyfans only sell instagram pics with no nudity. Like ok? What do you think happens when the attention vanes? That they are gonna stop being whores and go back to their regular life?

 

[Deodar]

I remember seeing the happening earlier today and thinking it must have been some manufactured fake shit. Only to come back now and realize that it's fucking real. God I wish I stayed ignorant to it all.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Well guys, its been a while since I dropped on by and said hello. But hello to everyone, except the literal motherfucker who is Chris.

I've lost like 3 things I love this year to shitty behaviour.

 

[Evil Bunny]

Just started

Quick rundown on the current stream?

 

[cancermonger]

Does he deserve help?

he's been helped for 39 fucking years. It's timed he helped himself. literally all he has to do is "how to do (basic adult responsibility)" on google and he'd be able to get his feet off the ground...well, maybe. He's shown he's capable of listening of others and applying that to things he does (idea guys, for example) and he's obviously capable of learning and changing (him becoming a tranny after being homophobic). If he finally realizes what he's done and for once in his life admits he's wrong, then there would still be hope for him.

At the end of the day, he's in control of his actions.

 

[Ariel]

I keep forgetting this is happening. It’s like my brain just can’t accept that the Motherfucker Saga is happening.

 

[Grumbles]

About that:

“Reported incidents of violent acts against the vulnerable are never ignored.” is pretty specific, especially since it was posted two hours ago.

We still need to get GameStop's perspective. Will his previous ban be upheld or is he now more suitable for the GameStop general audience.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[biozeminadae1]

So burns out the last remnant of the Old Internet.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Stream started. They're prepping for another Chris history lesson.

 

[Alcatraz]

This hits different now.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

What in the fucking flying fuck? Not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this would happen. Also checkmate Cwcki for saying Chris was incredibly boring now and had done all there is to be done

 

[Scrumption]

All true.

But we also need to remember that this is someone who was convinced, legitimately, that the dimensional merge was real and an event that was going to happen. Chris always believed fucking nonsense, but that belief in nonsense has successfully been mutated to become more and more insane over time due to the actions of outside parties. People were trying to get him to admit to raping someone back in the early 2010s, FFS.

On a related note

If charges were to go through
and if Chris doesn't take a plea deal or admit guilt
and if the prosecution presents evidence of rape beyond a reasonable doubt
and if Chris were to use his mental state as an affirmative defense to escape liability,
The defense would likely fail.

Oftentimes online there are people who are uninformed and think that an insanity defense is a get out of jail free card. In reality though, that defense is rarely successful. To be able to argue insanity, a defendant needs to prove that at the time of committing the crime they experienced such a psychotic break that they could not appreciate the nature of their acts, the differences between right and wrong, or the reality of their acts. Some type of plea seems to be the most likely outcome.

From the audio recordings alone we know that Chris was entirely aware of what he was doing. Moreover, it wasn't merely a one-time incident, but a recurring pattern. As for the possibility of people manipulating Chris into committing the rapes, they aren't identifiable. If they were found and made co-defendants, I could see an argument for conspiracy.

Fitness to stand trial on the other hand is entirely different from an insanity defense., but it is similar in that it is rarely the case.


I have no idea who will become Barb's guardian and/or legal representative or what that person will choose to do. It's not like there is any money to gain in a civil action against Chris. An order of protection has already been issued.

 

[Full Race Replay]

300 pages in 9 1/2 hours, big ups

 

[CharlesBarkley]

what fucks me about this so much is that my dad is an expert in Virginia law and I cannot ask him about anything because I would sound like a literal maniac trying to explain it

It's Virginia, I'm sure he deals with incest cases all the time. Just be like "Hey, dad. I got a question... What if like, someone fucked their mentally challenged mother?" - Unless your mom is retarded, I guess.

 

[Moon Man]

Does anyone remember that video Chris made of Barb, where he kept calling her pretty while she looked like a deer in headlights? This kinda adds context now...

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Coming soon:
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horrible saga, good cameos

 

[Optimus Prime]

We will probably never know. Knowing the fact that she'll always be tied to Chris and will only ever be rembered becasue of her accociation to Chris, she'll never speak on the matter. After what we learned today, I wouldn't be surprised if she changed her name and moves to a remote contry to get away from all this.

If Monica Lewinsky doesn't have to do that shit despite being associated as the woman at the heart of Bill Clinton's impeachment trial, Megan should be okay since by the same logic, Adam Stackhouse would be facing the same trouble as Chris probably still hates him for stealing the E3 trip and denying Chris that dream of finally getting to have sex.

Well, at least his lovequest is over. Now someone poke me when the Shadman art comes out for this.

Apparently this is the thing that Shad has drawn the line on in terms of refusing to do it. The response was far earlier in the thread.

I'd say Chris has the devils luck, but Satan would send me a Cease and Desist letter for the comparison; even SATAN isn't as much of a boil on the earth as Chris is.

But wow, raping your mom!

I feel like this is true, but do we know for sure? As much as I hate to say it, I'd much rather know that Chris and Barb was some consensual thing, and not Chris actually raping his mom. The ONE thing worse than a consensual thing is Chris raping his mom!

Nah, Satan's luck goes to the pigroach Darksy de Phil who managed to basically commit bankruptcy fraud. Chris is just so exceptional that nobody wants to go to the trouble of dealing with him properly so they let him off easy as until now, all he did was relatively minor shit.

Autism won't save him now, suffice to say.

What if CHRIS CHAN drinks TARD JIZZ?!

I think you've forgotten that he actually did this with his own, of his own fucking accord to "recycle" his sperm.

I feel disgusted just typing that.

what if chris just... flees the state? i havent seen anyone mention a possible wanted fugitive arc yet

Where would he go? Chris has been out of the state before and managed a cross-state trip during the Julay saga but he's never really had a need to leave good ol' 14 BC. As Null posted in the update, his own extended family wants nothing to do with him. The only place Chris really wants to go is to his stupid little fantasy C-137 CWCville, to the point he punched his own wall in a sad attempt to punch a hole in the space-time continuum or whatever. Even if he was resolved to living out of the van, he isn't familiar with anything outside of Virginia at best.

Because the whole world is now attracted and paying attention to his eternal retardedness. What he did was too astounding to just be noticed in the USA. The whole world has to see it now.

So in the end, Chris was correct in that he was internationally famous. Just...not for the reasons he wanted.

Calling out an APB for a heavyset...female, in a minivan full of...toys

I will never forget hearing the macing incident APB police radio blotter recording and the guy going "what the hell?" in the background upon hearing the cop attempt to describe Chris.