Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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DeadorAsleep said:
So he is looking at 10 years max. Guess the show will resume in the 2030's
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would i be wrong to think that he wouldn't get sent to a real prison? he's obviously retarded and would be beaten/murdered immediately if he was allowed near other prisoners. if they charge him where would they send him?
 
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I think the reason why people are so suprised by chris doing this (including me) was because
A. they don't take him seriously
B. They didn't think he was capable of doing it
Chris has always been shown to be weak in every sense of the word, so for a man who struggles with tearing cardboard to suddenly be capable of rape.

As for not taking him seriously, it's more of a suspension-of-disbelief kinda thing. The way his relationship with his more was percieved was pathetic in a comedic sense. Of course when you realize he's actually raping his fucking mother you realize that it's not a joke anymore- He ACTUALLY wanted to fuck his own mom.
 
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DeadorAsleep said:
So he is looking at 10 years max. Guess the show will resume in the 2030's
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My only wish is to hear Chris' testimony in court, imagine the fucking gems he would spout out about all the lunacy he thinks up. Don't think this saga is over just yet bros, I'm sure Chris will find some way to make this 10x worse for him
 
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CORRUPT🍀 said:
Are you guys serious with this "poor Chris" stuff? Dude was likely sending her Oedipus themed binaural beats or whatever those pseudo-science things where.

Tbh Chris would benefit from being in a mental hospital or a low security prison. His food and housing would be taken care of forever and there'd be no worries about finding him crushed under an avalanche of piss bottles and TV dinner trays.
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The reason Chris idolizes his high school years is, for the reasons he thinks, is because that was when he believed he was a well treated kid popular with girls and was doing well in everything, in addition to of course the creation of fucking Sonichu because a teacher was too lazy to fully enforce some 'originality' clause.

The reality is that everything I just said is only part of it. The more important reason Chris enjoyed it, the reason Chris can not comprehend, is exactly as you say: it was structured. He didn't need to make any hard decisions, like where to go or what to do, he was allowed to just generally be exceptional at whatever and his every whim was virtually taken care of (of course we know Manchester High was trying to just purge him out of the system because of his shit parents being annoyances, in addition to Chris being annoying and disruptive I'd bet).

Prison and indeed a mental ward moreso would give him the structure he subconsciously craves
PK Shitstorm said:
People that think this is the end are too short sighted EVEN if the social services presses charges in her mom stead he still won't be boxed forever and EVEN if they decide to go hard and send him to jail and not an institute for mental health they will most likely send him to a minimum security prison where he will be safe and receive psychological care while serving his sentence, the max some people have calculated is 10 years, so while 10 years is a lot of time (and highly unlikely due to his condition and everything else) he WILL be back.
Unless something else unexpected happens like sudden suicide or heart attack
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If Chris gets the help he needs, it will be the end, because the best thing for Chris's mental health is to keep him off the internet permanently.
 
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ChiChiBoom said:
This feels like the greatest cautionary tale ever made, but honestly, I can't quite figure out the moral. Don't stick your dick in barfly floozies? Don't let your autistic son expose himself and his deepest most private thoughts to thousands of strangers? Parent your children or they turn out like this?
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I think its "don't underestimate your child autism, even if some dumbass psychologist tells you "he's on the highly functional spectrum""
 
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ChiChiBoom said:
This feels like the greatest cautionary tale ever made, but honestly, I can't quite figure out the moral. Don't stick your dick in barfly floozies? Don't let your autistic son expose himself and his deepest most private thoughts to thousands of strangers? Parent your children or they turn out like this? I
It's all kinda hilarious, yet darkly depressing that this is how it all turned out. Some autistic kid with a shit mom and a dad who just didn't get it has irrevocably ruined his own life because no one was around to tell him to stop, and ironically, the moment in which the internet has largely backed off from the situation in favor of seeing it play out on his terms, when he has the support of many willing to help him for whatever reasons, he fucks it up harder than he's ever fucked anything up before.
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The chandler family saga is like 100 years of solitude if Gabriel Garcia Marquez was a meth addled evangelical
 
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I finally really listened to that phone call - apparently Chris is dating someone else? Fiona?

I'm sure it's just another troll or one of his hundreds of imaginary spouses... but while we know incest has always been in the back of his mind, I can't help but feel that trolls are (once again) a part of this coming to be... the person in the call, for example, seems only too happy to push for incest relations. Chris has been swindled out of money, has been forced to shove sharp bits of model clay up his asshole, and has done several other things under troll guidance... this honestly wouldn't surprise me given that he was already keen to the idea.
 
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ChiChiBoom said:
This feels like the greatest cautionary tale ever made, but honestly, I can't quite figure out the moral. Don't stick your dick in barfly floozies? Don't let your autistic son expose himself and his deepest most private thoughts to thousands of strangers? Parent your children or they turn out like this? I
It's all kinda hilarious, yet darkly depressing that this is how it all turned out. Some autistic kid with a shit mom and a dad who just didn't get it has irrevocably ruined his own life because no one was around to tell him to stop, and ironically, the moment in which the internet has largely backed off from the situation in favor of seeing it play out on his terms, when he has the support of many willing to help him for whatever reasons, he fucks it up harder than he's ever fucked anything up before.
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Says a lot about the education and values of some American families...eh
Alcatraz said:
This hits different now.
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All hits different now, the bed photos, the Crystal (daughter) stuff, that "Barbie-chan" shit...
Everything, honestly
 
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