Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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4Macie said:
I finally really listened to that phone call - apparently Chris is dating someone else? Fiona?

I'm sure it's just another troll or one of his hundreds of imaginary spouses... but while we know incest has always been in the back of his mind, I can't help but feel that trolls are (once again) a part of this coming to be... the person in the call, for example, seems only too happy to push for incest relations. Chris has been swindled out of money, has been forced to shove sharp bits of model clay up his asshole, and has done several other things under troll guidance... this honestly wouldn't surprise me given that he was already keen to the idea.
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He's probably dating Fiona from Shrek the same way he's dating fucking Mewtwo.
 
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4Macie said:
I finally really listened to that phone call - apparently Chris is dating someone else? Fiona?

I'm sure it's just another troll or one of his hundreds of imaginary spouses... but while we know incest has always been in the back of his mind, I can't help but feel that trolls are (once again) a part of this coming to be... the person in the call, for example, seems only too happy to push for incest relations. Chris has been swindled out of money, has been forced to shove sharp bits of model clay up his asshole, and has done several other things under troll guidance... this honestly wouldn't surprise me given that he was already keen to the idea.
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I think you underestimate the depravity of CWC. Believe me, I'm trying to cope and tell myself he was coerced, but it doesn't seem like it's the case.
 
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The last time I spent all night reading such a fast moving thread was the night they chased down the Boston bombers and ONTD liveblogged it.

I always felt that Chris-Chan's biggest moment would be something truly terrible, but I didn't anticipate this. But in hindsight it seems kind of obvious that this was going to happen. What a sad story. What a sad life.
 
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cancermonger said:
I think the reason why people are so suprised by chris doing this (including me) was because
A. they don't take him seriously
B. They didn't think he was capable of doing it
Chris has always been shown to be weak in every sense of the word, so for a man who struggles with tearing cardboard to suddenly be capable of rape.

As for not taking him seriously, it's more of a suspension-of-disbelief kinda thing. The way his relationship with his more was percieved was pathetic in a comedic sense. Of course when you realize he's actually raping his fucking mother you realize that it's not a joke anymore- He ACTUALLY wanted to fuck his own mom.
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Sigmund Freud would be so proud.
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Guys, come to think of it. Even if forensics won't find any sign of abuse on Barb's body and turns out that Chris wasn't reading from a script (which I doubt he did for the reasons voiced for 100 times in the previous thread) and wasn't forced to say that(same here) then even though he didn't harm his elderly mother in any way, he still has a very detailed account of how it might've happened. Keeping these two at the same house is the recipe for it to actually come true. There is no going back from this no matter if Chris is an actual motherfucker or just fictional one.
 
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Inconspicuous Kiwi said:
My only wish is to hear Chris' testimony in court, imagine the fucking gems he would spout out about all the lunacy he thinks up. Don't think this saga is over just yet bros, I'm sure Chris will find some way to make this 10x worse for him
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That could look like the Manson court case but...modern, geeky and 1000 times worse
 
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cancermonger said:
I think the reason why people are so suprised by chris doing this (including me) was because
A. they don't take him seriously
B. They didn't think he was capable of doing it
Chris has always been shown to be weak in every sense of the word, so for a man who struggles with tearing cardboard to suddenly be capable of rape.

As for not taking him seriously, it's more of a suspension-of-disbelief kinda thing. The way his relationship with his more was percieved was pathetic in a comedic sense. Of course when you realize he's actually raping his fucking mother you realize that it's not a joke anymore- He ACTUALLY wanted to fuck his own mom.
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You typed my thoughts on this exactly. This is exactly why I was so shocked when I heard this.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
The reason Chris idolizes his high school years is, for the reasons he thinks, is because that was when he believed he was a well treated kid popular with girls and was doing well in everything, in addition to of course the creation of fucking Sonichu because a teacher was too lazy to fully enforce some 'originality' clause.

The reality is that everything I just said is only part of it. The more important reason Chris enjoyed it, the reason Chris can not comprehend, is exactly as you say: it was structured. He didn't need to make any hard decisions, like where to go or what to do, he was allowed to just generally be exceptional at whatever and his every whim was virtually taken care of (of course we know Manchester High was trying to just purge him out of the system because of his shit parents being annoyances, in addition to Chris being annoying and disruptive I'd bet).

Prison and indeed a mental ward moreso would give him the structure he subconsciously craves

If Chris gets the help he needs, it will be the end, because the best thing for Chris's mental health is to keep him off the internet permanently.
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I wonder if they'll convict by insanity (he did know it was a crime at least) but we'll have to wait for the law. Jail being the best thing for Chris is a depressing yet true statement.


I am just sad right now. Chris doing 9/11 like jewwario blows.
 
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I've been watching this shitshow on and off for the past 13ish hours, and stopped on page 91 of this thread earlier before leaving campus, but holy fucking shit.

I haven't caught up, so it's possible more details are out, but I'm somewhat skeptical, considering he was coerced into admitting to being a pedo not even three years ago. That being said, I can sadly see someone potentially talking him into assaulting Barb, or even him autistically getting the idea to do so himself.

If this is real, the best he can hope for is being controlled by a wrangler. If it is real, and someone convinced him to do this or encouraged it, I hope they're prosecuted.
 
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