Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Inconspicuous Kiwi]

He fingered, went down on, and raped his mom.... That's absolutely fucked. But really tho, if a troll was involved, it would probably be even MORE fucked up...

At this point the trolls don't even have to do anything, the utter fucking state of Chris is way too off the deep end

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Ahh, it comes out. Chris has a 50+ year old girlfriend and Null thought Chris was lying about fucking his mom to cover it up.
Interesting.

Could this possibly actually be true? A) that Chris had an actual, human, in-person romantic partner, and B) Chris managed to keep it secret

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Only lesson that can only be taken from this is, don't interact with the person who you think is weird. Like just document from afar or someshit

 

[Moon Man]

Does this make Barb a lesbian?

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

So Chris Chan dogknotted his mommy? Big, if true.

dogknotted? I'd be surprised if he could still get it up without 2 popsicle sticks taped up around his duck

 

[Shabobus]

I want to go back.

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When shooting a photo with a Megatron pistol was the most menacing thing Chris had ever done.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Apparently Null was under the impression that Chris was in a relationship with a woman in her 50s.

major red flag

we all know there aint no woman dumb enough to wanna deal with him.

 

[nertz]

- Chris and Barb shared a bed for six months after 14BC burned to the ground 7 years ago.

Good god it's been that long already? Fuck.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Apparently Null was under the impression that Chris was in a relationship with a woman in her 50s.

Well, he got only one part wrong.

 

[Turbocuck]

Can someone very briefly sum up what the fuck this is all about?

chris molest barb
internet call police
chris sleep in parking lot
chris maybe go jail jail

 

[ks99]

I want to go back.

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[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ahh, it comes out. Chris has a 50+ year old girlfriend and Null thought Chris was lying about fucking his mom to cover it up.
Interesting.

source on this?

 

[cancermonger]

He finally found the boyfriend free girl.

cwc incest leak drinking game
take a shot everytime a richard-pryor wannabe makes this cheap-ass joke

 

[Ankou]

Bob is surely rolling in his grave right now. Imagine how gone he would be if he was still alive

 

[Childe]

source on this?

Null himself, he just said it on stream.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Man this kills any hope of the Sonic 2 Movie for referencing him now.

Maybe this was god... or destiny, telling the world: No, don´t do it

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Null himself, he just said it on stream.

ahh missed stream, is that the fiona person or what

 

[Eggwhore]

I finally really listened to that phone call - apparently Chris is dating someone else? Fiona?

I'm sure it's just another troll or one of his hundreds of imaginary spouses... but while we know incest has always been in the back of his mind, I can't help but feel that trolls are (once again) a part of this coming to be... the person in the call, for example, seems only too happy to push for incest relations. Chris has been swindled out of money, has been forced to shove sharp bits of model clay up his asshole, and has done several other things under troll guidance... this honestly wouldn't surprise me given that he was already keen to the idea.

best case scenario (can you even call it that?) is that this is some fucked up idea guy/ween scheme and that cwc wouldnt actually rape his mother but the enthusiasm in his voice is too real…

 

[deeman]

When shooting a photo with a Megatron pistol was the most menacing thing Chris had ever done.

Nowadays he is shooting with his minitron.

 

[draggs]

Drex seems rather nonplussed and trying to process this like what the fuck am I doing here how did I get into this, Rekieta and Null seem embarrassed and amused