The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

jesus christ that scope is suitable for photographing the moon

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You're also not a massive turbo faggot who owns a dog the same size and weight as yourself that you also probably take up the ass. (I assume)

Spoiler: The man in question

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Lol he got wrecked by Big Tech.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

And tacticool shit:
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He did upgrade other necessary tools in defending his turf from Earl:
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Spoiler: pics

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it kinda blows my mind that a group of horny Japanese film students in the 80’s started making big robot titty animation for Tokyo TV and now half way around the world a massive fat slob who thinks he’s the sexy big titty girl character and printing there logo on his firearms.

Jesus christ. A 24x scope on an AR? Unless you mounting that shit on a mechanically stabilized platform - nigga you HIGH.

Since I know a bunch of you are limp-wristed sissy faggots who are scared of grandpas lethal 10-22(Chambered int 22lr! That's nearly the same diamater as the leathal NATO 5.56 ammo used by trained soldiers to kill in war!) Let me put this into perspective for you.
The effective range of an M-16 against a human-sized target is about 550 meters. That means a 24x scope would zoom something at the extreme range of the weapon for a normal operator to the same as the human target being 22 yards away vs 83 yards for the 6x. (That's with the 20inch barrel, these guys are almost certainly rocking 16 inch barrels, so drop those ranges by 10% or so.)

But what larpers never think about as they go for More X on my scope = More Dead Tangos is that increasing your zoom shrinks your field of vision and increases the effects of any small temors by the same magnitude. The AR platform is accurate, but it is not a sniper rifle. Unless you are showing the groundhogs and coyotes what-for, you need to be prioritizing multiple rounds on a target, not spending 30 seconds to find the thing you were shooting at before your scope went 40 yards to the left.

“B-b-but it now looks like the sexy girl from the cartoon who is literally me!”

 

[Friendly Futa]

it kinda blows my mind that a group of horny Japanese film students in the 80’s started making big robot titty animation for Tokyo TV and now half way around the world a massive fat slob who thinks he’s the sexy big titty girl character and printing there logo on his firearms.


“B-b-but it now looks like the sexy girl from the cartoon who is literally me!”

I wonder how much of his gun LARPing is influenced exclusively because of being a weeb.

 

[stupid frog]

I wonder how much of his gun LARPing is influenced exclusively because of being a weeb.

For Bonnie and this specific gun? all of it.

his engraving(?) on that piece is the girls hair pin

also the girl is 14

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how much of his gun LARPing is influenced exclusively because of being a weeb.

It's the absolutely generic basic bitch troon shit of being obsessed with penis substitutes while chopping off your own actual dick. Bunch of fucking freaks, they all do this shit, it's boring. Troons think they're unique and that claiming to be a woman makes them special instead of just like every other one of these boring ass NPCs. Meanwhile they'll sneer at "cishet" i.e. normal people for not being complete freaks who base their entire identity on wanting to cut their cocks off while waving around phallic objects like weapons, like extremely insecure men do.

also the girl is 14

It almost goes without saying that any waifu a troon is obsessed with is underage because they're an undiluted batch of pedos unsullied by attraction to adults.

 

[Dickens Cider]

>>24x
>>could shoot the moon

that’s about the only thing these fuckers might actually hit. The saying “if you were shooting for shit you wouldn’t catch a whiff” has new and entirely accurate meaning for these idiots.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

For Bonnie and this specific gun? all of it.

his engraving(?) on that piece is the girls hair pin

also the girl is 14

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That's anime for ya. If it ain't jailbait, it's the "It's not pedophilia because she's actually older than she looks" club.

 

[MG-34]

Since Chris chan is effectively homeless can we arrange for troon ranch to extract one of their sisters?

 

[White Devil]

Since Chris chan is effectively homeless can we arrange for troon ranch to extract one of their sisters?

Zero Troon Thirty

 

[MG-34]

Zero Troon Thirty

Thinking more of a troonton recovery system like in MGSV

 

[White Devil]

Thinking more of a troonton recovery system like in MGSV

The CIA's Troonhook system?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Jesus christ. A 24x scope on an AR? Unless you mounting that shit on a mechanically stabilized platform - nigga you HIGH.

Since I know a bunch of you are limp-wristed sissy faggots who are scared of grandpas lethal 10-22(Chambered int 22lr! That's nearly the same diamater as the leathal NATO 5.56 ammo used by trained soldiers to kill in war!) Let me put this into perspective for you.
The effective range of an M-16 against a human-sized target is about 550 meters. That means a 24x scope would zoom something at the extreme range of the weapon for a normal operator to the same as the human target being 22 yards away vs 83 yards for the 6x. (That's with the 20inch barrel, these guys are almost certainly rocking 16 inch barrels, so drop those ranges by 10% or so.)

But what larpers never think about as they go for More X on my scope = More Dead Tangos is that increasing your zoom shrinks your field of vision and increases the effects of any small temors by the same magnitude. The AR platform is accurate, but it is not a sniper rifle. Unless you are showing the groundhogs and coyotes what-for, you need to be prioritizing multiple rounds on a target, not spending 30 seconds to find the thing you were shooting at before your scope went 40 yards to the left.

Listen n00b, you must have a low KDR
Who are you to question what these very sexy very real gamer girls learned on CoD Black Ops II and how that makes them badasses IRL?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Listen n00b, you must have a low KDR
Who are you to question what these very sexy very real gamer girls learned on CoD Black Ops II and how that makes them badasses IRL?

I got the Red Tiger Stripe.

 

[Crinoids]

The rescue team has the perfect opportunity to rescue a trans woman in distress from Ruckersville

 

[Weeb Slinger]

 

[Popcorn]

Since Chris chan is effectively homeless can we arrange for troon ranch to extract one of their sisters?

I eagerly await "Sonichu rescued by the Tranch" and its probable sequel, "Sonichu joins the korps"

On a more serious note I could actually see this happening. They have cute fluffy animals, a budding hoarder house, people who will feed his fat ass, and the Tranch gets troon backpat points for taking in Chris. He doesn't know how to farm, but considering apparently none of them know how to, I don't think it would matter.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I eagerly await "Sonichu rescued by the Tranch" and its probable sequel, "Sonichu joins the korps"

On a more serious note I could actually see this happening. They have cute fluffy animals, a budding hoarder house, people who will feed his fat ass, and the Tranch gets troon backpat points for taking in Chris. He doesn't know how to farm, but considering apparently none of them know how to, I don't think it would matter.

Christine has more experience with farmers and farms than pretty much anyone other than Null.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I might see Penny going for it since he is softer, but Penny would have to try and justify to Bonnie why they could be able to host another manchild with a hoard of toys but with literal crippling autism instead of Kevin's bad life choices. They already have both man and beast draining their finances, Chris would only make it worse.

Even then, Penny wasn't warm to Tommy, I can't see him being warm to Chris either.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Kiwifarmers, I got some updates on our Autistfarmers. The official tranch twitter is dead due to Penny being out of commission, the last tweets were them linking their articles and plugging their GFM and Patreon (yes, for some reason they have BOTH). View attachment 2390405
Would it kill Kevin to STOP BEING HORNY for 1 minute? Yes.
Apparently there was a radio interview.
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Actual work was being done:
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Spoiler: Video

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And tacticool shit:
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He did upgrade other necessary tools in defending his turf from Earl:
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Spoiler: pics

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That's a poor piece of 3d printed crap.