Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[Monolith]

May he try to go anyways.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He can try, but I very much doubt that he'll get in.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

man... chris could have had it all. Free money from weens to go to all the conventions he wanted, in addition to having Null to protect him from all his troubles. Now it is all gone... Instead of choosing the Unlimited Bailout Whiteknight route, he chose to take the Homeless Feels route. smh...... The route is simple Chris, all you have to do is not fuck up.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

May he try to go anyways.

He’s probably going to try and cause a big scene when he can’t get in.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

man... chris could have had it all. Free money from weens to go to all the conventions he wanted, in addition to having Null to protect him from all his troubles. Now it is all gone... Instead of choosing the Unlimited Bailout Whiteknight route, he chose to take the Homeless' feels route. smh...... The route is simple Chris, all you have to do is not fuck up

It’s worse than Chris imagines, the days of being treated as a minor celebrity at conventions are over.

Chris couldn't tell the difference and thought they were real fans even though they were just humouring him so it’s going to come as a real shock he’s now a pariah, assuming he’s ever able to attend a convention again.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris couldn't tell the difference and thought they were real fans even though they were just humouring him so it’s going to come as a real shock he’s now a pariah, assuming he’s ever able to attend a convention again.

I wouldn't be surprised if every remaining pony con, if not every convention ever, bans Chris after today. Not so much because what he did is jaw droppingly horrible but because the kind of attention and behavior it'll attract at these things and Conventions have their own safety to consider.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I think he'll stick to the original plan and gas up the Dodge for a cross country trip and sleep in the back. He does still get that 5K after all. That will buy enough 87 octane to keep the shitwagon rolling until it blows a head gasket in Kansas somewhere. After that who knows. He might end up on a milk carton or become a long term resident of some lockup outside of Topeka. Or join the WBC as a reformed homo or something.

 

[Gooby]

Another statement from the Everfree Twitter account. RIP, this could've been a funny footnote if Chris hadn't decided to explore Barb's cobwebs.

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So he's not going to the con anymore. Time to rewatch all the videos of him gloating about going and asking for donations for it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So he's not going to the con anymore. Time to rewatch all the videos of him gloating about going and asking for donations for it.

And really, the only one that can be blamed for ruining this is Chris himself.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I'd rather be in the dimension where this didn't get cancelled, when's the merge happening again?

 

[King Kiwi]

He can try, but I very much doubt that he'll get in.

He ain't getting in. Evercest released a statement about non identified people he posed a threat but they're not naming anyone not being allowed to go.

Even if Chris turned up, they'd probably be turned away.

 

[Null]

 

[Barry Scott]

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That's all, folks.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

chris gonna be so salty he's not going to everfree lol

 

[AssignedEva]

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You genuinely tried your best. There's no helping some people.

 

[Octavia]

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So this is how it ends........

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Wow this is the most unfortunate ending. I was this close to donating the $40 for the drawing and they're not even getting shipped to the people who did pay. Glad everyone got their money back in the end anyway.

 

[Coelacanth]

At least nobody lost their money.

Remember, Kiwis: be careful about donating your cash to cows in the future, because the next time a cow decides to rape his mother you might not get your money back!

 

[Product Placement]

Thank god he isn't getting any money, lesson never help lolcows with money it's way too risky.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

At least nobody lost their money.

Remember, Kiwis: be careful about donating your cash to cows in the future, because the next time a cow decides to rape his mother you might not get your money back!

I guess I get to scratch "own digital art produced by a literal motherfucker" off of my bucket list. Lmfao