- Joined
- May 21, 2019
I think a lot of people still remember Rand from back in the days when he was just a frequent caller on the killstream. I’d argue that back then, he was actually funny… he was like a 1800-MENSCH, a dumpster fire on speed dial, which you could just drop into a conversation whenever it got boring. As soon as he went from occasional 10-15 minute appearance to an actual side character with his own content, it didn’t take long before he got boring.Andy has promoted Cancer Boy to sidekick. For better or worse, Kyler does actually know his place.
For bloodsports, non-combatants should be immediately muted or kicked, with Surfer getting to do whatever the fuck he wants under previously existing Jim rules. Beyond that, institute a 3 minute allowance for people to shout over each other before people get muted in order of most to least tilted or homosexual, whichever way would be funnier in the moment. Not allowing this prevents the combatants from popping off some gold like "I can shout over you all day waaaaaaaaaugh"
Maybe some people like Rand for the same reason many of us have a soft spot for Warski. You always want to see the underdog (read: retard) get a win once in a while. Except Warski can be unintentionally charming with his stupidity, oversharing and running headfirst into trouble like a brain damaged dog on a freshly polished floor and can make you overlook his many character flaws. Rand is just a loud, bigoted drunk who won't shut up and sobs on stream like a woman rated 6 who just realized she drove a 9 out of her life permanently... so, I really don't get it.
While I don’t have a soft spot for Rand like I do for Warski, I don’t have anything against him either. He just needs to realise his time in the sun is over, and he’s got more important things to be doing than running defence for a potato faced xanax enthusiast; hopefully that realisation sinks in before he drinks away his kids’ childhood.