Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[George Floyd Sneed]

The only redemption arc Lowtax has available to him is joining the 41% in solidarity.

 

[polonium]

The only redemption arc Lowtax has available to him is joining the 41% in solidarity.

I can imagine him somehow making his suicide lame and cringe inducing tbqhwy.

 

[Second Sun]

Time makes fools of us all.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I can imagine him somehow making his suicide lame and cringe inducing tbqhwy.

the two most likely outcomes are

1) he tries to kill himself but fails miserably because he half asses everything
or
2) he tries to stage a stunt suicide on livestream for views but actually manages to kill himself for real accidentally because he half asses everything

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

With the recent revelations with CWC, I guess you can say LowT is no longer the worst son in the world!

 

[White Devil]

With the recent revelations with CWC, I guess you can say LowT is no longer the worst son in the world!

Don't be so sure about that. It might come out Momtax has only been supporting him so long because he's willing to do what Dadtax won't.

 

[ellroy]

With the recent revelations with CWC, I guess you can say LowT is no longer the worst son in the world!

Lowtax, in one of his points of conflict with this website, has said kiwifarmers like to watch videos of autistic men fuck blow up dolls and make fun of them. He has made that point concerning Chris Chan more than once based on my recollection.

Now that Chris has vindicated the A-Logs, Lowtax’s point now makes him come across as some sort of moral fagging retard.

The farms win again, Low-T.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Lowtax, in one of his points of conflict with this website, has said kiwifarmers like to watch videos of autistic men fuck blow up dolls and make of fun of them. He has made that point concerning Chris Chan more than once based on my recollection.

Now that Chris has vindicated the A-Logs, Lowtax’s point now makes him come across as some sort of moral fagging retard.

The farms win again, Low-T.

It's impressive, really. No matter what stance he takes on a moral issue, he's always wrong.

 

[:gold:]

And now he’s making fun of the “fashion faux pas“ of a young Trent Reznor.
Not quite sure what to make of this.

Trent Reznor: Dork

Let us attempt to form a series of words accurately depicting Mr. Reznor in his early years.

medium.com

 

[Mikoyan]

And now he’s making fun of the “fashion faux pas“ of a young Trent Reznor.
Not quite sure what to make of this.

Trent Reznor: Dork

Let us attempt to form a series of words accurately depicting Mr. Reznor in his early years.

medium.com

Trying to reform the SA front page on Medium complete with 90'stastic content. Pull the trigger, Rich, it's all over.

 

[TurdFondler]

Holy shit he's trying a fashion S.W.A.T in 2021

He might have a tumor stopping him from perceiving the linear flow of time. These were fucking hilarious in 2005.

Does the Tiktok generation know or care about Trent Reznor?

What's next? A hilarious take on KMFDM or making fun of grunge fashion?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Chat logs are the height of comedy!

edit: maybe he can do some chat log pranks now, perhaps make jokes about stairs and robots?

 

[Tanner Glass]

And now he’s making fun of the “fashion faux pas“ of a young Trent Reznor.
Not quite sure what to make of this.

Trent Reznor: Dork

Let us attempt to form a series of words accurately depicting Mr. Reznor in his early years.

medium.com

I'm not sure which part is funniest.

- It's on medium.com.
- Richard only has 6 followers.
- He's ripping off a bit from his old website that someone else came up with.
- It's only one picture and extremely low effort.
- He got someone to "guest write" with him on his medium.com page for six followers.
- The guest writer is Zoe "bullied my ex to death" Quinn - maybe Lowtax is looking for pointers?

It's such a beautiful mess - it feels like the internet version of "Guy who used to be wealthy sleeping outside".

 

[AnOminous]

And now he’s making fun of the “fashion faux pas“ of a young Trent Reznor.
Not quite sure what to make of this.

Trent Reznor: Dork

Let us attempt to form a series of words accurately depicting Mr. Reznor in his early years.

medium.com

I seem to remember something Trent Reznor probably has that Dick Kyanka doesn't.

Oh, yeah. . . .a career.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I'm not sure which part is funniest.

- It's on medium.com.
- Richard only has 6 followers.
- He's ripping off a bit from his old website that someone else came up with.
- It's only one picture and extremely low effort.
- He got someone to "guest write" with him on his medium.com page for six followers.
- The guest writer is Zoe "bullied my ex to death" Quinn - maybe Lowtax is looking for pointers?

It's such a beautiful mess - it feels like the internet version of "Guy who used to be wealthy sleeping outside".

It feels like someone who says "I can't believe people think (insert professional comedian here) is funny! I bet I could do better".

Then they go to the open mic at the local Chucklehut and proceed to stutter, stammer, sweat and ultimately dry heave on stage.

To say that was cringe was an understatement. Give it up for Zoe Quinn though, the ultimate survivor. I'm sure she thought "even I might look okay next to this guy".

 

[Haramburger]

- The guest writer is Zoe "bullied my ex to death" Quinn

I can't believe this stupid bitch is willingly associating with this wife-beating disaster of a man, instead of distancing herself from the website/community where she hung around to dox. Trannies hate him, and she's going to catch heat for this. There is no way she benefits from this, I can't wait for the fallout.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

the two most likely outcomes are

1) he tries to kill himself but fails miserably because he half asses everything
or
2) he tries to stage a stunt suicide on livestream for views but actually manages to kill himself for real accidentally because he half asses everything

3) He decides to troon out and convinces Mama Tax to bankroll the whole thing. Maybe the goons back at SA forgive him, maybe not. Or maybe the hormone therapy fucks with his mental chemistry enough that he 41%'s himself anyways.

 

[polonium]

3) He decides to troon out and convinces Mama Tax to bankroll the whole thing. Maybe the goons back at SA forgive him, maybe not. Or maybe the hormone therapy fucks with his mental chemistry enough that he 41%'s himself anyways.

This is by far the best option, from a spectator's point of view.

 

[Ghostse]

The best thing is that all the "related" articles medium wants to send you to are from like 5-10 years ago.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't believe this stupid bitch is willingly associating with this wife-beating disaster of a man, instead of distancing herself from the website/community where she hung around to dox. Trannies hate him, and she's going to catch heat for this. There is no way she benefits from this, I can't wait for the fallout.

I don't think anyone cares about them enough for their to be fallout. Rich or Chelsea would have to get some sweet position that puts them in a position of power or a lot of money for anyone to care what they say or do. They're both radioactive internet has beens at this point.