Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Imagine being Mimms, Lucas, Snyder or Megan. Just living your life, doing normal things. Chris is but a faint memory, you've long moved on from him since those images of him on 4chan and SA were posted. You see a familiar name on Twitter. You want to ignore it, but your curiosity overcomes you, and you take a look at the news.
Imagine being the guy in UVA who wrote that old blog post about Sonichu. You've learnt a lot since then. His name is Chris, Sonichu is the name of that weird character, he's done a lot of weird shit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. What will you learn about him today?
Imagine being a former Miscreant. It's been years since you've trolled Chris. Now it's all twisted, that's why you stopped. The hours you spent on the Internet making Chris run in circles is an old shame, one you'd rather not revisit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. The guilt builds up in your heart again as you wonder what sort of bullshit he's gotten into now.
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It's like hearing "remember that weird shy guy that was learning english literature with us? well, he shot up a mall today".
 
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Him being able to steal the $750 is a good indication that he is not that crazy and knows what he's doing.

And that makes everything worse.
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Obviously these type of people figure out that them being dumb can be used to their advantage and will soon do bad stuff and then feign ignorance about it.
When I was young I went with my mum with kids from the school she was teaching on a trip, and one of the girl had disability that prevents her from doing proper math, and she quickly learned that if she overcalculates her "pocket money" she gets free stuff from everyone because her mom promised to pay back the additional costs (she didn't). But jokes on her, she was molested by school bus driver later and my mother for some reason found this amusing rather than horrifying. Which reminds me all women are cunts and they had it coming Barbara including.
 
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lol said the scorpion. lmao said the scorpion.
 

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Poor Null. Yeah, drop him. Lulz or no, after this, associating with him is dangerous. And we thought Sockness was the dangerous one lol.

I am quite flabbergasted by this. I thought Chris was this harmless imbecile, as he was in classic days.

But he trooned out, and we all know that transvestites are sick fucks and this is usually where the lgbt fag community members go.

Doing sick ass shit.

Well, I hope he goes to a tard ward or a woman's prison, and hopefully we'll get a Crystal to milk when we get old.

Fucking damn Chris though. Why not rent a hooker? Get a single mother drunk? Roofie a hobo? Anything but this. I felt sad when his dog died, but now I worry what the dog died from.

Fuck. I need a drink.

Also for lurkers:
Nigger monkeys, Hitler did nothing wrong, Stalin was right about faggots, and kikes chew baby foreskin. Feminists are hairy cows, and transvestites aren't women .
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Imagine being Mimms, Lucas, Snyder or Megan. Just living your life, doing normal things. Chris is but a faint memory, you've long moved on from him since those images of him on 4chan and SA were posted. You see a familiar name on Twitter. You want to ignore it, but your curiosity overcomes you, and you take a look at the news.
Imagine being the guy in UVA who wrote that old blog post about Sonichu. You've learnt a lot since then. His name is Chris, Sonichu is the name of that weird character, he's done a lot of weird shit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. What will you learn about him today?
Imagine being a former Miscreant. It's been years since you've trolled Chris. Now it's all twisted, that's why you stopped. The hours you spent on the Internet making Chris run in circles is an old shame, one you'd rather not revisit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. The guilt builds up in your heart again as you wonder what sort of bullshit he's gotten into now.
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Not just that, imagine how Liquid (the character not Duckworth) would react to this.
 
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Could see it coming a mile away. The only kindness he ever truly showed was to Patti. Everyone else was just a pawn - including his autistic electric hedgehogs.

Hope he has fun in jail/the asylum. Not even his delusions will help him there.
 
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This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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Since he's effectively making Barb pay him is Chris pimping himself to his mum? It adds nothing to the situation, but you can now describe this debacle as autist on senile octagenerian incest rape prostitution soliciting theft.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Imagine being Mimms, Lucas, Snyder or Megan. Just living your life, doing normal things. Chris is but a faint memory, you've long moved on from him since those images of him on 4chan and SA were posted. You see a familiar name on Twitter. You want to ignore it, but your curiosity overcomes you, and you take a look at the news.
Imagine being the guy in UVA who wrote that old blog post about Sonichu. You've learnt a lot since then. His name is Chris, Sonichu is the name of that weird character, he's done a lot of weird shit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. What will you learn about him today?
Imagine being a former Miscreant. It's been years since you've trolled Chris. Now it's all twisted, that's why you stopped. The hours you spent on the Internet making Chris run in circles is an old shame, one you'd rather not revisit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. The guilt builds up in your heart again as you wonder what sort of bullshit he's gotten into now.
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Au contraire.

I’m pretty sure all of the past trolls in Chris’s life, including Bluespyke, will look up the news and go: “What do you know! Turns out I was one of the good guys!”
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Imagine being Mimms, Lucas, Snyder or Megan. Just living your life, doing normal things. Chris is but a faint memory, you've long moved on from him since those images of him on 4chan and SA were posted. You see a familiar name on Twitter. You want to ignore it, but your curiosity overcomes you, and you take a look at the news.
Imagine being the guy in UVA who wrote that old blog post about Sonichu. You've learnt a lot since then. His name is Chris, Sonichu is the name of that weird character, he's done a lot of weird shit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. What will you learn about him today?
Imagine being a former Miscreant. It's been years since you've trolled Chris. Now it's all twisted, that's why you stopped. The hours you spent on the Internet making Chris run in circles is an old shame, one you'd rather not revisit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. The guilt builds up in your heart again as you wonder what sort of bullshit he's gotten into now.
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You can't resist. You open the hashtag. You start clicking hyperlinks....you find this thread. Your eyes dart around frantically, a mixture of disgust and fear at the base of your throat. "What is this?", you think. "Why?". And then it hits you; "Did I help create this?"
 
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