Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[WeWuzFinns]

If this is the beginning of Chris Chan's homeless saga, hopefully he has the sense to stay away from the train tracks. We have already lost too many great men to those steel beams of hell.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Y'all motherfuckers better be calling the police telling them Chris is a flight risk

 

[OrionBalls]

The police raiding an MLP convention to serve a warrant on him would be the most hilarious possible ending to this.

That money will be spent in the mall by 12:30. Chris has no toys.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

This bank account situation sounds just like the final nail in "Jail" coffin. Like, he could have gotten away with rape (assuming that he did not do his mom) and now he just made grave mistake and for sure gonna face punishment.

I doubt he will face punishment. Chris being autistic has got him out of a lot of jams.

 

[anon4890201]

This truly is something to behold. I can safely say I never expected it to come to this. We all knew that looming in the future were truly bad times, but I never figured they'd be so abominable. The freak I found out about on encyclopedia back when i was a wee 10 year old has now come so far.
The past day or so since this has begun have been truly fucking surreal. You've really done it now, Christopher. You're god's true freak. Jesus wept.

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This is all I can think about.

When you said "God's true freak", I agree. I feel like we're all connected to this for some kind of reason, it's like a performance.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine the jurors having to read this thread full of absolute autists.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I mean if he spent that $750 on a plane ticket, what's he going to do when he arrives? Will he even be able to get himself to the convention?

Afaik he doesn't have a ticket and isn't welcome there - and Chris is an incredibly visually distinctive person, so people would know it was him immediately - but I've no idea what security is like in those places.

I wouldn't put it past Chris but I think it's more likely he stole $750 to sustain himself more than anything else.

It's a weirdly specific number. I'll give it that. Maybe chris knows he's going to jail and is just trying to do one last hurrah? He can be a dramatic motherfucker, obviously. But I don't know about that dramatic.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

He probably barely remembers her at this point. Megan might have been the most pivotal gal-pal in Christory, but to Chris himself, she was only a footnote, brought up only in the haze of his childish delusions of grandeur..

Being completely honest, from memory, Megan is probably the only likeable person in the entire book of the Chris Saga. I wonder whatever happened to her, she kind of disappeared after she cut contact with Chris after the whole "She came for CWC" incident.

 

[Euler's identity]

This truly is something to behold. I can safely say I never expected it to come to this. We all knew that looming in the future were truly bad times, but I never figured they'd be so abominable. The freak I found out about on encyclopedia back when i was a wee 10 year old has now come so far.
The past day or so since this has begun have been truly fucking surreal. You've really done it now, Christopher. You're god's true freak. Jesus wept.

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This is all I can think about.

Big Ricardo Lopez vibes from Chris here.

 

[Uncle Warren]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

I'm going to be putting myself in a position where I will get buttfucked, but this really needs to be said.

You really shouldn't have put your neck out for him this long. Don't get me wrong, there were people being actual pieces of alogging shit and the extortion gig was just the biggest example, but with the whole "Chris raped his mom" and him just stealing money from Barb, you're going to probably deal with a few heavy blows since you're seen as sort of his "caretaker", whether you intended to or not.

I just want to ask, why out of all the times we've all said (including you) don't whiteknight/interact with the cow, why the hell did you put yourself in that position for this long knowing how Chris is?

 

[TurdFondler]

So how do we know that Barb wasn't the one that initiated? I thought about this a little more, and seeing how terrible of a mother she was throught his life (and not only to him), wouldn't there be a possibility that she used a literal retard? I'm just spitballing here, so if we have evidence to the contrary please set me straight.

She's at the point of dementia where that kind of planning and conniving is beyond her grasp. Look at her sanpaku eyes and tell me there's an intellect in there. Even by Chris' admission, she spends a lot of time remembering her youth which is pretty spot on for dementia mushbrain.

 

[draggs]

One question for Chris

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Maybe he's wondering why a man would fuck his octogenarian mother before trying to board a plane for Seattle?

 

[StraightShooter2]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

Anyone have an idea of how Chris got access to the bank account?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

Fuck man… you tried, I’m sorry.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I have taken great joy in telling my online friends what Chris-Chan did and seeing the visceral disgust. I have caused at least one person to start watching that 57-part Chris-Chan documentary.

If I have to suffer, everyone should suffer.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If Chris shows up at the convention, demanding to be let in because he's a goddess, I might just eat my shoes.

I'd eat your shoes now if it makes it happen

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Big Ricardo Lopez vibes from Chris here.

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Mad Lads - Christian Weston Chandler when?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Y'all motherfuckers better be calling the police telling them Chris is a flight risk

oh yall better not!
and risk missing out on him getting into more shenanigans of his own leading up to, and during, the con? he'll get his smack on the bum eventually, let us edge just a little longer till then.

dont touch the cookie batter, boys

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Poor Null, honestly. Ain't it the case he's the legal guardian of Chris? I just learnt this today since I don't follow Chris much and now a lot of Null's behaviour makes sense.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It’s August 1 so Chris knew his SSI and Barb’s SS check was hitting the banks today. I wonder how much of that $700 he will blow on crap at the mall today.