Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[draggs]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

The rabbit hole goes deep mein frens

 

[LargeChoonger]

My deepest desire is for him to blow it all on guns and ammo then hole up in branchland court for a last stand.

FACE THE WRATH OF MY 25 ACP, YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!

 

[soyfishTen]

Half of me is wishing he really does get to fly to Seattle, only to mald and hobobeg while stranded in the middle of nowhere after getting his ass kicked out, but I'd hate for all the demented 80-year old pegasister attendees to be at any sort of risk.

 

[GrubRun]

tfw Chris just fingerbanged Barb, stole like a grand from her, and now might be flying to the other side of the country to attend an mlp convention he's banned from

we truly live in the oddest timeline

 

[Tha Promblems]

Time to update The Image.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

This is honestly fucking straight depressing. Chris was a lowcow I enjoyed viewing since I was 12, and saw him as a bumbling idiot but joyful one to watch. With each passing year however, it just got more and more depressing of seeing a person turn from a comedy to a tragedy....

 

[Ed Special]

[A bunch of proof that Chris stole a significant sum of money from Barb]

... And there's the other shoe.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

If this is the beginning of Chris Chan's homeless saga, hopefully he has the sense to stay away from the train tracks. We have already lost too many great men to those steel beams of hell.

chris is too stupid to kill himself thankfully.

well maybe not thankfully anymore

 

[mindlessobserver]

Maybe some good will come of this when it's all over. Let this saga be a lesson to manchildren everywhere. You have to grow up eventually. You cannot go through life playing video games and living with mom. Every day you do that you incur a debt with the future. And that debt increases exponentially. Eventually the bill will come due and if you cannot pay you will suffer the fate of Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

Yeah, but could she accomplish this by hitting herself and telling everyone Chris did it?

 

[melcarba99]

I mean, what he did is criminal and monstrous and he deserves what is coming to him, bit at the same time, its kindda sad in the sense that his condition makes him be in a complete bubble from the rest of the human race, everyone is a means to an end, sex, money, whatever, but he will never be able to find a true connection to another human being, so, ultimatly, he is looking for something he just cant grasp, like a blind man trying to see light.

 

[MG-34]

Does any Christorian know if Bob owned guns that Chris might be able to get his hands on? This might end badly.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

 

[eaglesfan665]

 

[Yankee Shogun]

To be honest, if you showed someone a picture of Chris today and Chris in 2008 they'd probably think they're different people.

Chris has gone beyond the point of acceptability, I don't know what's next for him, but things will never be the same for him, I hope the police send him to an Asylum so he can't put anyone else in danger, it's sad seeing how much Chris has devolved, from some harmless idiot who wants a girlfriend and shits himself to a delusional rapist who thinks he's a Goddess.

 

[benzeen]

...It's actually very hard in America to flat out starve...

Yeah! You can just go to the nearest Walmart (or whatever) and just eat whatever you want in the store. It's unlikely you (EVEN HE!) would get kicked out!

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

On one hand, you're right. But on the other hand, it's gone far beyond the point of mildly harmful but mostly amusing shenanigans. The boot needs to be applied to the ass, and pronto

ive said this before, but the boot wont work
chris has shown to be literally INCAPABLE of understanding positive OR negative reinforcement. if you ever think of 'punishing' him to get him to change his ways- dont. it wont work
the only reason we have to stop him is if hes a danger to others

and i frankly dont see any danger in him scooting his little ass unto a plane and trying to get into the wee little horse playboy mansion

 

[Celestine]

Every time I think it can't get worse, it does. Shows me right for being optimistic. This is the, I don't know, closest I've come to seeing anything like actual incest. That stupid "oh wow step brother" shit is nothing compared to Chris.
He and Barb were both trapped in a cycle of abuse and I guess this is one way to get out of it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The ride never ends. The ride NEVER ends. Here, we are at the point where you realize what NEVER actually means.

I can't wait to see what happens when Chris leaves this mortal coil and something still fucks with people for years to come.

I'm getting a kick out of the Subreddit Drama thread. These are usually the most cloyingly pronoun obsessed people on the internet, but now with chris they are misgendering them over and over again. Because chris is different I guess? I don't know. I think most sane people just look at Chris and realize this person is fucked up in a way that all talk of gender kind of becomes meaningless. Chris is probably the first person to truly transcend the entire concept, he's not male, female, queer, or anything else. Chris's gender is insanity.

He really is autismgender, personified.

Imagine the jurors having to read this thread full of absolute autists.

It truly is an honor to shitpost with everyone in front of journalist AND the court.

It’s August 1 so Chris knew his SSI and Barb’s SS check was hitting the banks today. I wonder how much of that $700 he will blow on crap at the mall today.

It's the 31st in Amurica you foreign person you. Not yet.

 

[BonerMan]

How much money was going to go to Chris before the refund? Are we talking about $500? $5000?

$1000 for the convention and another $4000 would've been held in escrow by Null until Chris needed it for emergencies. I imagine Null would've verified that the emergency was not that a new Lego set came out that Chris really needed, but instead for if Chris/Barb ended up in the hospital. Doesn't matter anymore since refunds are in process