Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Octavia]

The only people I feel sorry for are Null, Bob and Sonichu tbh.
For all the people saying they want off the ride? I don't think Mr Chandler's wild ride is ever going to end.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

So why did Null get personally involved with Chris? How did that come about? I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to point a finger, I just don't follow CWC stuff regularly. Sorry for being late.

Null did some tardwrangling after the Idea Guy shitshow

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

And ;optimistic: as all hell to believe he actually READ the EPO in the first place.

Shit, he can't even read tarot cards and horoscopes properly

 

[DiabeticSP]

buckle up, this train isn't going to stop.

Listen I follow DSP and Scalfani. Its one thing laughing at some retard who can't pay his mortgages or a fat boomer poorly cooking food.

But this? This?!

Its so funny but its humor in such a dark, vile place.

I feel like laughing about Christchurch was less uncomfortable in some ways.

 

[anon4890201]

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The robots also agree with you. And frankly, so do I. This is gonna turn into an extremely public shitshow and it will be glorious

What date is it

 

[HarveySperg41]

I think Chris just stole the grift grown from Rackets.

 

[Lurkformoar]

Crazy bastard finally got the merge he wanted.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet, but
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Plane tickets from Charlottesville-Albemarle to Washington are roughly 750 dollars. The MLP convention is located in Seattle. Is it possible Chris is still trying to go to the convention? Dear God...
It's within the realm of possibility that Chris lied about going to the mall to Null.

oh god PLEASE I hope this happens

THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EVERFAG TIMELINE

he steals 750, (why else would he need 750 today?, a hotel in bumfuck va is like 50$) flys out to the con he's banned from, is stranded, fugitive saga begins.

I mean you just know he's freaking out he cant go to his precious pony fucker party, probably more so than the trouble he's in and his living situation. maybe he thinks he can wait out the court order on vacation

lmao pls CWC do it

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I'm going to go against the grain here and say I understand this theft.

Fatty is stupid, the world is out to get him and he's got -$200 in his bank account with no access to credit.

He's gotta go 5 days with basically nothing. No money, no place, no one to fall back on and his limited intellect and world knowledge means zero chance of finding some group or charity to help him out.

To his foggy and limited mind he's truely screwed here.

So he makes a bad call and takes whatever is left in Barbs bank account.

I don't agree with his actions but I can understand why he choose to do them.

Well the theft bit that is...fuck if I can ever wrap my head around the rest.

I've been totally broke before. It's not fun and it hits you right in the lizard brain and puts you into fight or flight mode. But there's things you can do to at least get some food in you for the night. Hell, people joke about dumpster diving but grocery stores literally throw out perfectly good food all the time. It's actually very hard in America to flat out starve, and while sleeping in the car sucks it'll at least keep you out of the rain (and what the fuck is gonna happen to chris in Ruckersville anyway?). Chris probably panicked and just said "fuck it" because he was worried about where he'd get his morning McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

The thing that confuses me is he also thought at the time that Null was going to wire him a bunch of money. So he did this for what is basically no reason.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet, but
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Plane tickets from Charlottesville-Albemarle to Washington are roughly 750 dollars. The MLP convention is located in Seattle. Is it possible Chris is still trying to go to the convention? Dear God...
It's within the realm of possibility that Chris lied about going to the mall to Null.

He's gonna be disappointed when he realizes there's a taxes and fees slapped on to that.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

I guess it was a good idea after all to rename this place kiwifarms instead of sticking with the original name

 

[Pickle Dick]

MILF of the year 2021

 

[Tism the Return]

The police raiding an MLP convention to serve a warrant on him would be the most hilarious possible ending to this.

Those poor coppers aren't ready for what goes inside there.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I've been totally broke before. It's not fun and it hits you right in the lizard brain and puts you into fight or flight mode. But there's things you can do to at least get some food in you for the night. Hell, people joke about dumpster diving but grocery stores literally throw out perfectly good food all the time. It's actually very hard in America to flat out starve, and while sleeping in the car sucks it'll at least keep you out of the rain (and what the fuck is gonna happen to chris in Ruckersville anyway?). Chris probably panicked and just said "fuck it" because he was worried about where he'd get his morning McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

The thing that confuses me is he also thought at the time that Null was going to wire him a bunch of money. So he did this for what is basically no reason.

The reason is greed.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

I'm sorry Null, you tried to be decent, Chris is just a prick and this shit can't be any fun with everything else going on. Thank you for keeping us apprised of these updates. Christ.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is basically saying that he stole $750 and is waiting for the mall to open.

I hope to go to the food court to get something to eat and not buy vidya. Must be weird for Chris to come back to his old stomping grounds.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Josh and Chris breaking up is almost as sad as when Josh and Dick broke up. Still makes me cry :,(

 

[Grey Donovan]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

Stealing money from his own victim…

Man. I told myself yesterday, “life will find a way to make this worse”, and it already has. No point in helping someone who doesn’t want to help themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

For all the people saying they want off the ride? I don't think Mr Chandler's wild ride is ever going to end.

The ride never ends. The ride NEVER ends. Here, we are at the point where you realize what NEVER actually means.

 

[Nig]

This was so wild lol. Goodbye Chris Chan I guess. Do you guys think people are still going to stalk him and make update videos lol?

The Chris Chan grifting has only just begun. After this he'll become a Hamber tier lolcow, with legions of normies and women making shallow reaction videos to him.