Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Aaa0aaa0 said:
Suggestion: if you're feeling shitty or even hardcore depressed because of this new saga, log the fuck off the internet for a few days at the least.


This shit is going to be archived and documented to hell and back. It ain't going anywhere and you won't lose anything. Hell, you'd gain a condensed version of what's happening with only important updates in the OP without shifting through shitposting & doomerposting.

Get the fuck off the net and off this thread. Last year the George Flloyd thread made several kiwis sperg out for long paragraphs on how they lost faith in humanity and how everyone is doomed etc.. You don't want to sit here and repeat it all to an audience who only came for cwc. Some will give you sympathy, but enough will give you shit and laugh at you because look at the site you're on.

Pet a dog. Call someone you like. Clean the bathroom. Take a walk. Play video games. Get a work related project done. If this thread is causing you to go doomer, get off of it and come back later.
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I am laughing, he caused this to himself. So whatever.

Chris can rest in piss.
 
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Sathariel said:
Pardon my ignorance
What's the relationship between Null and Chris-Chan?
Why did Null want to help him while keeping these forums at the same time?
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Null and Chris would communicate regularly and Null would help protect Chris from trolls, such as the Idea Guys who extorted money from Chris. I think Null saw Chris as a harmless retard who was way past being funny, felt obligated to help him since this forum originally only made fun of him specifically, so he probably feels like he owes his fame to Chris, and Null doesn't take it down because he has an autistic obsession with preserving info and free speech.
 
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AnOminous said:
Look at how shocked we are at this. We, Kiwi Farms, are shocked to the point of well, shitposting a lot, but the feel isn't in it any more.

Will normies even absorb this at all?
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I bet we’ll get the brunt of the blame (Or rather trolls in general) since Chris is trans and they can’t comment on his incel status.
 
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Aaa0aaa0 said:
Suggestion: if you're feeling shitty or even hardcore depressed because of this new saga, log the fuck off the internet for a few days at the least.


This shit is going to be archived and documented to hell and back. It ain't going anywhere and you won't lose anything. Hell, you'd gain a condensed version of what's happening with only important updates in the OP without shifting through shitposting & doomerposting.

Get the fuck off the net and off this thread. Last year the George Flloyd thread made several kiwis sperg out for long paragraphs on how they lost faith in humanity and how everyone is doomed etc.. You don't want to sit here and repeat it all to an audience who only came for cwc. Some will give you sympathy, but enough will give you shit and laugh at you because look at the site you're on.

Pet a dog. Call someone you like. Clean the bathroom. Take a walk. Play video games. Get a work related project done. If this thread is causing you to go doomer, get off of it and come back later.
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man this is the most fun i've had in awhile.
 
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MG-34 said:
Does any Christorian know if Bob owned guns that Chris might be able to get his hands on? This might end badly.
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The Megatron pistol transformation is Chris' extent of experience with a gun, and I can promise you he'd never pass a background check and his notoriously bad haggling skills would preclude him from buying privately sold.
 
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Bumwine said:
>Already almost 11k people on the site

This day will be another long one

After the last Null report, Christ should get what He deserve but it will end with another slap on the wrist and him wasting his and Barb money in petty shit :(
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Depressing, but probably the most likely outcome. Forget White Privilege, Tard and Autismo are the only real societal privileges.
 
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AnOminous said:
Look at how shocked we are at this. We, Kiwi Farms, are shocked to the point of well, shitposting a lot, but the feel isn't in it any more.

Will normies even absorb this at all?
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becase he's a troon and related to the farms, it'll probably be byuu part2 electrictroonaloo
 
A Genuinely Retarded Dog said:
So now that it's been established that Chris-Chan is willing to go so far as to RAPE HIS MOM....That begs the question. Would he rape again? Put yourself into a retard's shoes. If you knew you were going to jail. You are on borrowed time. Do you think Chris is capable of raping again?

Would he target people he knew? Women in his life that never gave him the time of day or rejected him? There isn't even a warrant out for his arrest. I'm going through all of these weird scenerios where Chris will commit a crime knowing he's going to go to jail.
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Chris rapes Rocky saga?
 
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RageCageChamp19 said:
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Do you guys think he will include the incest in his next comic?
They are notoriously TMI, so why wouldn't he just draw that stuff as well?
The most shocking thing isn't what he did, but that he's proud of it and feels the need to share it.
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Chris almost certainly won't publish any of his comics anymore, and unless we get an insider (or someone buys 14 Branchland Court) it's possible we won't ever see any OC from Chris again.
 
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AnOminous said:
Look at how shocked we are at this. We, Kiwi Farms, are shocked to the point of well, shitposting a lot, but the feel isn't in it any more.

Will normies even absorb this at all?
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I always thought of Chris as someone you understand in layers. Either you know about him, know a lot about him or nothing about him.

I believe now that we knew nothing about him.
 
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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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Chris is a hard ass nigga. He raped a bitch then stole her money.
 
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