Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Danny T.]

It'll be just like that movie, catch me if you can. I really, really hope he tries flying to seattle.

ohhh fuck yes.

 

[anon4890201]

Chris alone is justification for a 6th version of the DSM.

This. Psychologists could spend months and months analyzing this guy's brain. It's so warped and fucked beyond perspective, I wonder what a professional case study would dig up.

 

[Full Race Replay]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

To be honest, stealing money from his mother is not the worst thing Chris ever did but it is a distant second

 

[DatBepisTho]

Part of me is wondering if they kicked Chris out of the house due to the hoard, etc. Barb obviously needed to be removed, but usually others are allowed to remain in the residence until arrested/charged. This seems like an iceberg of a saga NGL.

Imagine showing up to investigate elder abuse/allegations of incest... only to be stepping into hoarding, animal neglect, and no telling what else.
Whatever it is, and even if Chris dodges the worst consequences, things won't go back to the usual for him.

 

[Malaika]

Stealing from your mother is bad enough, but slashing her for 750 dollars shows pretty malicious intent. Especially when he immediately starts talking about going to his favorite malls. If this was survival to get food and water while he was stuck in his car he could've easily bummed 50 bucks or more from some fans or Josh. Fuck that guy, Josh did his best, it must be rough investing so much time into a guy who you think was a harmless lolcow and trying to help this little nugget of internet history be self-sustainable only for them to be a thieving, lying PoS that takes advantage of infirm people.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, but he still stole money from Barb's account to go to the mall, violated the EPO, and doesn't understand why that's bad.

All Chris really understands is if he can push buttons and make something happen, it must be okay. That's really the level of his understanding. So because he could just push buttons and transfer money from Barb to him, it was okay.

 

[Ramborambo]

Josh and Chris breaking up is almost as sad as when Josh's dick broke. Still makes me cry :,(

Saddest anime deaths.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

null didnt give him money, he helped chris by setting it up and making it earn the money. and im sure chris would have fucked his mom with or without a gofundme for a trip to wherever

No matter what happens even if he earns it from completing the comic no one's looking at it. No one is commissioning art works. Not from him. That's like asking Josef Fritzl to do your home renovations.

There's not even novelty attached to it.

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

Extended jail time would probably be the best thing for Chris at this point. It's the only way I can see for him to reliably have a roof over his head and food to eat. Maybe he'll even get bored enough in protective custody to start making more Sonichu comics.

 

[NigKid]

Wouldn't sockness be happy to give a helping hand? Let's just throw him to the wolves

 

[StraightShooter2]

Chris is a hard ass nigga. He raped a bitch then stole her money.

Does anyone know how he got access to her bank account?

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

I think you are giving Barb a little too much credit.

I think she doesn't even know what is going on lol.

 

[Neil]

if chris gets convicted of anything and sentenced, and the news outlets pick up the story, that's when

Chris has been intentionally suppressed from wikipedia and probably any major news sources because of how fucked up his situation is. They've missed out on 20 years of history, but, if they did pick up on him, he'd have become a far bigger celebrity than he is on the internet, which would have lead to far worse consequences.

 

[SlipNHonk]

Don't think anyone ten years ago could have predicted that all this would happen. It all seemed so innocent back then: Just an austistic dude with an overly inflated ego known for his shitty sonic comic and people having a laugh at his expense. It just baffles my mind how we've gone from that to today, where the entire internet is just watching in horror as he has now admitted to fucking his senile mother and robbing her of the little money she has. Utterly sickening shit. Imagine what would have happened if no one stumbled on Sonichu one day.

I was a freshman in college when SA initially discovered Chris Chan in 2007, even back then none of that shit was innocent. CWC stood out for a reason among internet autistics and his prior real life antics from being kicked off his college campus and stores like Walmart and Target, to his eventual 2008 ban from Game Place along with his stalking behavior already painted a bleak image of his future. Fact of the matter is he would have ended up in the same destination with or without the internet: being admitted to a mental health institution.

 

[yro'ue*]

I thought that "Don't give money to Chris" was a common warning at this point. I mean, I guess I can see why Null was helping him at first. When you're a soft hearted person you can look past someone else's misdeeds because you think they just need a push to do better, but alas. Things never get better with Chris.

 

[C0d3]

We call that "grussy"

i prefer the term grunny.

 

[Ratling]

I never imaged this happening. but looking back....

 

[Jack Awful]

Dude, he RAPED HIS MOM AND STOLE FROM HER. If the Twitterati and journoscum still think that WE'RE the bad guys and go up to bat for him, they will officially be too far gone. I mean they were already too far gone after the Wu Spa incident, but this would be the step over the edge to send them to the deep, dark, abyss of troonsanity.

Yeah, I think they'll just not mention us at all.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No, fuck you, I'm going to fucking wallow in this shit you faggot. Just try and make me stop!

:,(

But honestly you're not writing 3 paragraph essays on how humanity has fallen and the downfall of the west is soon, you're telling people to fuck and or neck themselves, which is infinitely funnier.

man this is the most fun i've had in awhile.

This is the kind of attitude that's great for this. Sperg on, crazy diamond.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if Chris dodges severe consequences, I doubt things go back to the usual after this.

This is the actual end. This is the what happens when Barb dies but worse, what happens when Chris gets arrested for raping Barb end. Nobody was even expecting this. It is the pure white trash apocalypse that makes this entire family a disgusting disgrace.

It is raining today. Because Bob's tears are showering the entire world.

But honestly you're not writing 3 paragraph essays on how humanity has fallen and the downfall of the west is soon, you're telling people to fuck and or neck themselves, which is infinitely funnier.

Give me time.