Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

This is pretty well-known stuff but:

*He and Barb hit a GamePlace manager with their car
*He maced a Gamestop employee
*He's trespassed at places he's been banned from

Just to name a few.

a true menace to society

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Whenever a twatter troon types "r*pe" I read it as "ripe"

Type the word, pussies

Reminds me of this

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The Megatron pistol transformation is Chris' extent of experience with a gun, and I can promise you he'd never pass a background check and his notoriously bad haggling skills would preclude him from buying privately sold.

null mentioned The Alleged Gun™ but also said Chris said it didn't exist. if it did, would we find out from police shit?

 

[Branman65]

We call that "grussy"

It even Sounds unpleasant

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure its been mentioned. But that Spanish Butterfly lady was right all along. Shit did hit the fan and Chris did leave 14 BC in 2021. Bravo.

She has been considered the biggest ayy lawg for a long time, and not even the worst shit she's said about Chris was as bad as the shit he actually did. @Mariposa Electrique forever!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Reminds me of this
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Thats a god tier punch line

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

I have nothing of value to further the discussion that hasn't been said a thousand times over, so this is as good a time as any to bring you this public information message instead:

Horde ≠ hoard

"A horde of weens raided 14BC to see Barb's hoard"

Thank you, enjoy the feature.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Imagine raping your mother and then stealing her money so you can go to the mall

I mean, have you seen the price of Legos these days?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

The horrific imagery of Chris sliding down Barbs diaper and planting his face to separate that gray bush and play tongue tango with her dusty meat curtains. I wonder if he pulled out or just filled dem guts with tard coom?

BARBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Why do I feel like we haven't even seen the worst to come out of this shit show yet?

Because the investigation proper hasn’t started yet. We’re going to see some shit when the inevitable court date comes. I miss deagle nation more and more each day.

 

[ZauTa]

Over the last couple of years Null has obviously felt guilty for Chris's current state and tried to help him financially. He broke the rule and is now paying for it.

null didnt give him money, he helped chris by setting it up and making it earn the money. and im sure chris would have fucked his mom with or without a gofundme for a trip to wherever

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris didn't lie to you at all though. In his autism mind him taking money out of his mom's account is entirely different from his mom sending him money. It makes perfect sense if you're retarded. She did not send him any money, he took it.

Yeah, but he still stole money from Barb's account to go to the mall, violated the EPO, and doesn't understand why that's bad.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Whenever a twatter troon types "r*pe" I read it as "ripe"

Type the word, pussies

barb is not ripe anymore my friend

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The stuff about Chris stealing money from Barb, even when being directly told to not contact her for the time being, shows that while yes, the Chris we used to know is officially gone forever, it sure as hell is not the end of the saga. It's just going to get more and more depraved as it goes on. He'll always find a new low to reach.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Josh and Chris breaking up is almost as sad as when Josh and Dick broke up. Still makes me cry :,(

 

[Overcast]

Welp, any tiny amount of lingering pity I had for Chris is gone now. He really doesn't have any sense of remorse for what he's done.

Go join the 41% Chris. You deserve it.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

Actual fucking scumbag. @Null, you made the right choice. Fuck Chris, he deserves whatever's coming to him after this.

becase he's a troon and related to the farms, it'll probably be byuu part2 electrictroonaloo

Dude, he RAPED HIS MOM AND STOLE FROM HER. If the Twitterati and journoscum still think that WE'RE the bad guys and go up to bat for him, they will officially be too far gone. I mean they were already too far gone after the Wu Spa incident, but this would be the step over the edge to send them to the deep, dark, abyss of troonsanity.

 

[Neil]

Chris alone is justification for a 6th version of the DSM.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

>Band name literally called ween
Like poetry

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

He also performed cunnilingus on her.

Imagine you're Barb and you look down and see this